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I’m convinced My coach is actually EHeath

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WoFlowz
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I’ve been doing some shit posting lately and I’d like to apologize with this thread. My coach claims to be named Brayden this in fact is lie HE IS ACTUALLY EVAN HEATH! My first and only piece of evidence are these photos here

Evan Heath is above

This is my coach so called Brayden

With these two pieces of evidence I think you will find my coach is not actually named Brayden he is in fact @eheath ! My theory is Evan Heath was fleeing The Park City safety patrol because of his devilish like nature of removing @HotGirlPC story about him.
Mar 21 2021 5:59PM
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Kooky_McKook
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powpatrolcan he coach u to not press the new thread button


Ya I'm pretty new here and am already sick of seeing this same guy post everywhere. Maybe it is because his profile photo is recognizable
Mar 23 2021 9:32AM
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WoFlowz
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Kooky_McKookYa I'm pretty new here and am already sick of seeing this same guy post everywhere. Maybe it is because his profile photo is recognizable


Wide ferdiiiiii
Mar 23 2021 9:41AM
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skierman_jack
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It’s bc he doesn’t want to do his algebra
Kooky_McKookYa I'm pretty new here and am already sick of seeing this same guy post everywhere. Maybe it is because his profile photo is recognizable
Mar 23 2021 10:24AM
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WoFlowz
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skierman_jackIt’s bc he doesn’t want to do his algebra


Fuck factoring quadratics i still can’t do it bitch
Mar 23 2021 10:24AM
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Skiamon
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ColoradoDogfartWow imagine having a coach 🤮


wow imagine progressing faster than literally everyone... gross
Mar 23 2021 12:02PM
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Skiamon
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WoFlowzActually no. It’s a ski program called screamin eagles and it’s basically a freeride program minus the competing in big mtn comps. Also Brayden can’t slide a rail to save his life


yeah bmt's the shit, hope to see you compete tho,
Mar 23 2021 12:08PM
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WoFlowz
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Skiamonyeah bmt's the shit, hope to see you compete tho,


Yeah it’s a bit of a trek but I wanna make it to one of the comps out in Maine or VT since there isn’t any in NY or maybe one at bird when I’m in Utah if timing lines up
Mar 23 2021 12:12PM
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skierman
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Skiamonwow imagine progressing faster than literally everyone... gross


Yeah man, ya know the best had coaches since the beginning like Wallisch, Tanner Hall, Henrik, Carl Regner, Andrew Pollard, Sammy Carlson, Candide, Sam Smoothy, TJ Schiller, Crazy Karl........ etc.... etc....



LOL fucking kids thinking they can throw their parent's money around and become the best. So pathetic.
Mar 23 2021 2:21PM
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asparagus
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skiermanYeah man, ya know the best had coaches since the beginning like Wallisch, Tanner Hall, Henrik, Carl Regner, Andrew Pollard, Sammy Carlson, Candide, Sam Smoothy, TJ Schiller, Crazy Karl........ etc.... etc....



LOL fucking kids thinking they can throw their parent's money around and become the best. So pathetic.


I think you’re missing the point, you can get good without a coach but you can get good faster without one. I can guarantee henrik would have been doing doubles at 10 if he had a coach
Mar 23 2021 2:55PM
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Skiamon
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skiermanYeah man, ya know the best had coaches since the beginning like Wallisch, Tanner Hall, Henrik, Carl Regner, Andrew Pollard, Sammy Carlson, Candide, Sam Smoothy, TJ Schiller, Crazy Karl........ etc.... etc....



LOL fucking kids thinking they can throw their parent's money around and become the best. So pathetic.


you know, I think Candide had a coach when he skied bumps... but you might actually have to do your research.

and yeah I have a coach, but I guarantee I could kick your ass

**This post was edited on Mar 25th 2021 at 11:55:03am
Mar 25 2021 11:50AM
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skierman
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Skiamonyou know, I think Candide had a coach when he skied bumps... but you might actually have to do your research.

and yeah I have a coach, but I guarantee I could kick your ass

**This post was edited on Mar 25th 2021 at 11:55:03am


BECUASE AS WE ALL KNOW, CANDIDE STUCK WITH MOGULS ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE OLYMPICS UNTIL HIS RETIREMENT.




Take your own advice.
Mar 25 2021 3:27PM
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SlitherySnake
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powpatrolcan he coach u to not press the new thread button


turned a single into a grand slam

love to see it
Mar 25 2021 10:27PM
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weastcoat
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Coach for what
Mar 25 2021 11:56PM
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Skiamon
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skiermanBECUASE AS WE ALL KNOW, CANDIDE STUCK WITH MOGULS ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE OLYMPICS UNTIL HIS RETIREMENT.




Take your own advice.


BeCaUsE wE aLl Kn... shut the fuck up will you? im sorry if something happened to you as a kid, but it doesn't give you the right to be an ass and not do your research. He had a coach as a kid, so what. He may not have stuck with moguls but maybe skiing bumps... WITH A COACH... is one of the things that gave him the style that he has.

**This post was edited on Mar 26th 2021 at 11:00:31pm
Mar 26 2021 10:57PM
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WoFlowz
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Bump
Jun 22 2021 5:55PM
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eheath
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WoFlowzBump


I dont look like him bruv.
Jun 22 2021 5:55PM
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WoFlowz
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eheathI dont look like him bruv.


Ur just upset I blew your cover
Jun 22 2021 5:59PM
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eheath
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WoFlowzUr just upset I blew your cover


I think you need glasses, when was your last eye exaM?
Jun 22 2021 6:04PM
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WoFlowz
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eheathI think you need glasses, when was your last eye exaM?


A week ago and I’m wearing the new prescriptions
Jun 22 2021 6:15PM
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CatdickBojangles
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eheathI think you need glasses, when was your last eye exaM?


Eye should be singular in that sentence.
Jun 22 2021 6:37PM
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eheath
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CatdickBojanglesEye should be singular in that sentence.

🤔
Jun 22 2021 6:42PM
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CatdickBojangles
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eheath🤔


Not a jab at your grammar haha. Just a friendly jab at @WoFlowz
Jun 22 2021 6:45PM
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesNot a jab at your grammar haha. Just a friendly jab at @WoFlowz


Bahahah took me a minute to get that but it might have been cause I couldn’t see it
Jun 22 2021 6:47PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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CatdickBojanglesEye should be singular in that sentence.


Woflowz out here skiing with a monocle
Jun 22 2021 7:02PM
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Young_patty
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eheathI dont look like him bruv.


Y’all look like you’d both smell the same tho
Jun 22 2021 7:26PM
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eheath
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Young_pattyY’all look like you’d both smell the same tho


at least it wasnt a fat joke, but still pretty low brow. 2/10
Jun 22 2021 8:00PM
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skierman_jack
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eheathat least it wasnt a fat joke, but still pretty low brow. 2/10


How can the head mod of NSers be so fragile smh
Jun 29 2021 12:07PM
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Young_patty
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skierman_jackHow can the head mod of NSers be so fragile smh


Bro there’s been A LOT of fat jokes over the years
Jun 29 2021 12:59PM
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