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theabortionator
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Yeah I know there were some rant threads over the years grinds my gears and whatever. I don't think any of them were that happening to dig up. I probably made one of them honestly. Whatever.

I figured if we could rant somewhere we'd be more docile creatures in the rest of the forums.
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ModMommy
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Started my new job today and the student worker is pissed I took her desk. Not that I knew the season i’m at was hers. She’s like 20 and so angsts yikes
Mar 4 2019 10:38PM
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AbiH
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safarisamStarted my new job today and the student worker is pissed I took her desk. Not that I knew the season i’m at was hers. She’s like 20 and so angsts yikes


Jis punch her in the gut

I’ll come do it for ya. I gotchu
Mar 5 2019 1:00AM
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PsychicMigration
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Fucking hate people that carry speaker when they ski. I know someone made a thread about this but nobody wants to listen to your shitty music. Yesterday I was at Waterville and every other snowboarder had one. Snowboarding is just a bunch of Jerry’s thinking there the shit. Very rarely do I see someone that is actually good.
Mar 14 2019 10:00AM
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Dddsz
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I bought one of those REI 600-fill down jackets at REI for $100.Right next to it, the same jacket with a Patagonia logo was $300. All the specs were identical. $200 extra for a goddamn patch of fabric sewed onto that thing. People who buy patagonia are hypebeast rich kids man
Mar 15 2019 8:19PM
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IHUFFPAINT
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QuaffI bought one of those REI 600-fill down jackets at REI for $100.Right next to it, the same jacket with a Patagonia logo was $300. All the specs were identical. $200 extra for a goddamn patch of fabric sewed onto that thing. People who buy patagonia are hypebeast rich kids man


Patagonia is a prime example of what happens when you get too big and have your head too far up your ass. I loved their old stuff but no more. All bout the money and the fuckers behind the company.
Mar 15 2019 8:47PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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Why have a dating app profile if 1. You never respond even if you match with me or 2. You have your insta connected, but I can see you just posted a picture with your boyfriend literally the day before.
Mar 16 2019 10:59AM
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theabortionator
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We built a mini pipe next to our 18. Probably a 14 ish maybe? Basically same length and shares the center deck.

Stupid fuckers still go down the main pipe. When it was all we had I was nice, but if you're garbage I'm either snaking you or dropping right behind you. If you're stopped in the middle, I'm not fucking waiting for you. If that makes you angry you can go fuck yourself

I should add that by garbage I mean not even getting to the top or close to it. People going up halfway then sideslipping down, people doing normal turns down the middle. People just being slow and shitty.
Mar 16 2019 1:43PM
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GayWolf420
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how do yall deal with down-right cunty and disrespectful family members? especially close ones? My parents are just so worn down to a nub by my older sister and its getting to the point where she disrespects the very people that worked hard to bring her the life she has and also her siblings who support her....Like i cant get behind that kind of shit at all, I dont care if we shared a playpen or whatever as little kids. Respect gets respect
Mar 16 2019 6:36PM
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profa_212
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DeebieSkeebieshow do yall deal with down-right cunty and disrespectful family members? especially close ones? My parents are just so worn down to a nub by my older sister and its getting to the point where she disrespects the very people that worked hard to bring her the life she has and also her siblings who support her....Like i cant get behind that kind of shit at all, I dont care if we shared a playpen or whatever as little kids. Respect gets respect


Ftb. Respect gets respect and blood is blood. Don't disrespect your parents
Mar 16 2019 6:51PM
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HypeBeast
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Kooky_LukeyWhy have a dating app profile if 1. You never respond even if you match with me or 2. You have your insta connected, but I can see you just posted a picture with your boyfriend literally the day before.

Pretty sure that means they're on there to fuck/cheat so......

If you're on an app to get real dates you're doing it wrong. There's websites for that stuff
Mar 16 2019 8:45PM
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HypeBeast
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DeebieSkeebieshow do yall deal with down-right cunty and disrespectful family members? especially close ones? My parents are just so worn down to a nub by my older sister and its getting to the point where she disrespects the very people that worked hard to bring her the life she has and also her siblings who support her....Like i cant get behind that kind of shit at all, I dont care if we shared a playpen or whatever as little kids. Respect gets respect


Stop beating around the bush and tell them straight. Fucking let em have it and make it clear they're being a total piece of shit.
Mar 16 2019 8:47PM
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Titus69
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I really fucking hate spring break, people literally go brain dead when they're not working or in school it seems, dont know how to use their gear cause they dont listen, leave their shit all over and then open the door that says 8am-6pm at 6pm expecting we let them look around. Fuck working weekends.
Mar 16 2019 9:08PM
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PsychicMigration
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There needs to be a new Orage masters where the whole ski culture and world can come together for a few days and just have fun. There would be so much fun hype and media to come out of an event like this. I think many of the athletes would like to take a break and ski with friends and other pros during the season instead of a never stopping grind to create the best content. It was one of the illest events of the year back when it was a thing. I think this is something the community needs.
Mar 16 2019 11:23PM
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theabortionator
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Motherfucking noobs. They're like the left lane drivers on the road.

Oh you build a second fucking halfpipe out of all snow for the noobs? Fuck that, we'll skip it and wedge at 0 mph filming our kids. If it takes you 5 minutes through make it through the pipe, you probably shouldn't be in there.

Same with our parks. Huge focus on beginner parks. Fuck that noise though, lets go stand on knuckles and side jump rails in the biggest parks. Mother fucker was doing the falling leaf down our biggest park with large jumps/rails. today.

Also decided to get some steep as groomers in. They weren't groomed since yesterday morning but didn't get hit that hard. Today was, lets wedge and put wicked sidecut ruts in everything to be annoying when people are trying to go fast as fuck. The backside legit became a parking lot because on main summit and all the noobs go down trails that are too steep for them for the novelty of doing a diamond or maybe it seems cool. Idk. I was trying to haul ass and make those fast, skitchy spring turns with the occasional chest dragger thrown in. If I cut through your lesson, family, etc too bad. I'd wait for you but I don't have 10 minutes to wait for you to get down the headwall. Go ahead and challenge yourself but don't stink up the fastest more obscure runs on the mtn because you're a stupid cunt. Everything is a fucking slow zone, stay in those areas. The fast section I'll spray you and your stupid fucking offspring.

/spring vibes be like.
Apr 7 2019 5:44PM
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BigdaddyPCMR
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SFBmorbidly obese people who think that its ok to be a fat unhealthy fuck, because thats just who they are.
also fat tumblr social justice warriors who think being thin is a privilege.


fuck you fat white trash ladies, your not beautiful and you shouldnt be proud of your disgusting lifestyle.


Im suprised they can fucking hold those signs up with their rotsserie chicken arms
Apr 8 2019 1:58PM
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GayWolf420
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DummyBearsThere needs to be a new Orage masters where the whole ski culture and world can come together for a few days and just have fun. There would be so much fun hype and media to come out of an event like this. I think many of the athletes would like to take a break and ski with friends and other pros during the season instead of a never stopping grind to create the best content. It was one of the illest events of the year back when it was a thing. I think this is something the community needs.


you might be able to get something going at a smaller lowkey resort but forget about anything happening at popular place. i think also the last Orage Masters was enough for resorts to see an event like that may not be a good idea lol. they tore Sun Valley a new one and the town was not happy about it
Apr 8 2019 2:23PM
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corona
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I hate when people ask "are they making snow?" when it's spring time.
Apr 9 2019 11:42AM
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theabortionator
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VinnieFI hate when people ask "are they making snow?" when it's spring time.


Well are they?
Apr 9 2019 11:51AM
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Mingg
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VinnieFI hate when people ask "are they making snow?" when it's spring time.


Funny story. Last February was a brutal month snow wise and management was deciding what to do. They like to have the golf course open by mid April so they refrain from making snow after mid feb. However, it was such a bad February that they wouldn’t have made it through March so they made a moderate amount of snow the last week of feb/first week of March. Well March brought near records amount of snow and it still snowed into April, so that kind of back fired lol. They were out for weeks after closing spreading snow to try and get it all melted lol. (Just now realizing its not really funny but I already typed it out soooo I hope anyone who reads this enjoys my ramblings)
Apr 12 2019 10:09PM
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OregonDead
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MinggFunny story. Last February was a brutal month snow wise and management was deciding what to do. They like to have the golf course open by mid April so they refrain from making snow after mid feb. However, it was such a bad February that they wouldn’t have made it through March so they made a moderate amount of snow the last week of feb/first week of March. Well March brought near records amount of snow and it still snowed into April, so that kind of back fired lol. They were out for weeks after closing spreading snow to try and get it all melted lol. (Just now realizing its not really funny but I already typed it out soooo I hope anyone who reads this enjoys my ramblings)


Such a travesty. Closing early and trying to melt snow for disc golf. I try so hard not to lose hope for mankind...
Apr 13 2019 12:15AM
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OregonDead
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Fking post office near my work no longer does any financial transactions. They don't sell postage. They have scaled it back to the point where they just handle the mail. You can wring a bell and someone will come from the back and open the window and they will weigh your stuff and tell you how much it will be but they can't sell you a stamp. Had to go wait in a hudge line in the next town (luckily only like 5 miles away) just to pay for postage.
Apr 15 2019 5:10PM
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PsychicMigration
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As of right now 70% percent of the US is either overweight or obese. Wow people society has become degenerate as hell. Both disappointing and a complete lack of self control. Big is not beautiful its unhealthy change my mind. If we try to make out that it is beautiful then there is no reason for people to change and its just an excuse to get some more fries with that coke. America is being crushed by itself. Sadly these numbers will only rise. If you want to die early and be at risk for probably 100s of later life complications then go for it. This whole issue is worse then the issue of participation awards. The US has become so soft its going to kill us. What happened to winning and loosing. When I was younger if you lost you lost you didn't complain you learned to work harder and prepared to be the best you could be. Society as a whole has never stooped this low. My generation is the first generation that is projected to have a lower life expectancy then the generation before.
Apr 19 2019 12:44PM
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SnickleFriz
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DummyBearsMy generation is the first generation that is projected to have a lower life expectancy then the generation before.


And economically worse off.
Apr 19 2019 1:01PM
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PsychicMigration
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SnickleFrizAnd economically worse off.


Agreed.
Apr 19 2019 1:01PM
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theabortionator
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If people want to say America is number one, we should probably fix the health care/ education issues.

But yeah, def mad fat people in the states fer sure.
Apr 19 2019 1:20PM
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theabortionator
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2018-2019 season at northstarparks is done. 1 day out, and I'm already bored. Stoked to ride Heavenly, bc and hopefully asquaw day in the next week or so. Hoping for a few good abay and breck days in CO, then rolling on east until summer shred.

Another season done, but some wicked pow days in there. Wish I had been able to make it to kirkwood in feb but whatever.
Apr 22 2019 11:39PM
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roddy116
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The referenced post has been removed.

Im in favor for train cars but bikes and moped lanes would be nice.
Apr 23 2019 4:04PM
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GayWolf420
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No offense to anyone but like my biggest takeaway from being around guest/member/owner service jobs is the serious lack of common sense with some of the workers. We went around today spraying all of our tees with pretty noxious mixes of fertilizer and chemicals and these two clubhouse workers setting up chairs waltzed right on through the driving range tees after we got done spraying them. "Oh you guys just sprayed some noxious chemicals on the grass here? Let me just walk right through it, get bad shit on my clothes, and also simultaneously kinda fuck up your work."
Apr 23 2019 7:26PM
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theabortionator
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DeebieSkeebiesNo offense to anyone but like my biggest takeaway from being around guest/member/owner service jobs is the serious lack of common sense with some of the workers. We went around today spraying all of our tees with pretty noxious mixes of fertilizer and chemicals and these two clubhouse workers setting up chairs waltzed right on through the driving range tees after we got done spraying them. "Oh you guys just sprayed some noxious chemicals on the grass here? Let me just walk right through it, get bad shit on my clothes, and also simultaneously kinda fuck up your work."


Do you guys quote golfing comedies all day at work?
Apr 23 2019 7:36PM
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GayWolf420
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theabortionatorDo you guys quote golfing comedies all day at work?


Its whatever crosses anyones mind lol, its kinda great. It reminds me of working ziplines at the olympic park as a teenager. Just talking about all sorts of tasteless crude shit, girls, how one of us are gonna bag one of these super rich housewives, etc. Guy shit i guess.
Apr 23 2019 7:39PM
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Dddsz
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Bluegrass is a very underrated genre. Trampled by turtles, railroad earth, horseshoes and handgrenades all kick ass.
Apr 26 2019 11:34AM
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NickelbackFan420
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What is up with wind breakers and track pants?

not that i hate it, I enjoy being a wacky skier myself riding with really small glasses and beer cans pinned under by boots, but dont you fucks get cold? my choko jacket is thicker than a snicker and i still wish i had more. God bless America
Apr 30 2019 12:47AM
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Titus69
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NickelbackFan420What is up with wind breakers and track pants?

not that i hate it, I enjoy being a wacky skier myself riding with really small glasses and beer cans pinned under by boots, but dont you fucks get cold? my choko jacket is thicker than a snicker and i still wish i had more. God bless America


I saw so many kids that looked freezing but had to look #swerve.
Apr 30 2019 1:05AM
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roddy116
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I am so tired of people fetishizing foreign people, my GF is chinese and lives in suzhou, i was at my friends work because i do uber and its where i go when theres nothing happening. We were talking about our girlfriends and what not, and i brought out yknow whatever, but i brought up how we always eat "family style" because thats the norm for her, and i dont mind it. This random dude just comes up and asks how chinese woman in the sack, and i just popped the fuck off on him calling him a nasty ass virgin piece of weeaboo trash and i kind of wanted to fight the guy, shit just pisses me off so much that people want to talk about this stuff, its embarrassing for me and its just its so fucking demeaning.
May 6 2019 7:17PM
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Jems
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Someone got our whole fucking school sick and this strain of god knows what fucks your throat and energy for the first 4days then hits you with the worst cold you’ve had in your life for a week to add on.
May 9 2019 12:25PM
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Titus69
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JemsSomeone got our whole fucking school sick and this strain of god knows what fucks your throat and energy for the first 4days then hits you with the worst cold you’ve had in your life for a week to add on.


Someone in your class has the AIDS and you do too.
May 9 2019 5:15PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Can confirm. Gf is vietnamese american and at her grandfathers funeral the funeral director asked me what "they" were like character wise. Fucking sleezebag
roddy116I am so tired of people fetishizing foreign people, my GF is chinese and lives in suzhou, i was at my friends work because i do uber and its where i go when theres nothing happening. We were talking about our girlfriends and what not, and i brought out yknow whatever, but i brought up how we always eat "family style" because thats the norm for her, and i dont mind it. This random dude just comes up and asks how chinese woman in the sack, and i just popped the fuck off on him calling him a nasty ass virgin piece of weeaboo trash and i kind of wanted to fight the guy, shit just pisses me off so much that people want to talk about this stuff, its embarrassing for me and its just its so fucking demeaning.
May 9 2019 5:21PM
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GayWolf420
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roddy116I am so tired of people fetishizing foreign people, my GF is chinese and lives in suzhou, i was at my friends work because i do uber and its where i go when theres nothing happening. We were talking about our girlfriends and what not, and i brought out yknow whatever, but i brought up how we always eat "family style" because thats the norm for her, and i dont mind it. This random dude just comes up and asks how chinese woman in the sack, and i just popped the fuck off on him calling him a nasty ass virgin piece of weeaboo trash and i kind of wanted to fight the guy, shit just pisses me off so much that people want to talk about this stuff, its embarrassing for me and its just its so fucking demeaning.


BigPurpleSkiSuitCan confirm. Gf is vietnamese american and at her grandfathers funeral the funeral director asked me what "they" were like character wise. Fucking sleezebag


Do you guys ever get looks sometimes when you're out and about from people that are all like "What the fuck are YOU two doing together?". One of my ex's is hispanic and we'd always get some weird looks like that, like "Whats she doing dating a whiteboy" or "Whats that whiteboy doing with her?" Then again, its Utah and theres always people with backwards-ass views and have ne
May 9 2019 6:13PM
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everlast
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DeebieSkeebiesDo you guys ever get looks sometimes when you're out and about from people that are all like "What the fuck are YOU two doing together?". One of my ex's is hispanic and we'd always get some weird looks like that, like "Whats she doing dating a whiteboy" or "Whats that whiteboy doing with her?" Then again, its Utah and theres always people with backwards-ass views and have ne


did her poon smell like a burrito?

**This post was edited on May 9th 2019 at 6:17:17pm
May 9 2019 6:15PM
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GayWolf420
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DeebieSkeebiesDo you guys ever get looks sometimes when you're out and about from people that are all like "What the fuck are YOU two doing together?". One of my ex's is hispanic and we'd always get some weird looks like that, like "Whats she doing dating a whiteboy" or "Whats that whiteboy doing with her?" Then again, its Utah and theres always people with backwards-ass views and have ne



*never left the state or been elsewhere or been exposed to other people, worldviews, different cultures, etc. There's still lots of sheltered folk.


Like i personally dont think its a bad thing to maybe be more attracted to someone of a different race if you're white or whatever but what you dudes said is definitely weird, ive seen that before and its really gross.
May 9 2019 6:17PM
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everlast
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DeebieSkeebies*never left the state or been elsewhere or been exposed to other people, worldviews, different cultures, etc. There's still lots of sheltered folk.


Like i personally dont think its a bad thing to maybe be more attracted to someone of a different race if you're white or whatever but what you dudes said is definitely weird, ive seen that before and its really gross.


howd u meet the hispanic girl? im curious. plus i think its very funny
May 9 2019 6:19PM
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GayWolf420
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everlastdid her poon smell like a burrito?

**This post was edited on May 9th 2019 at 6:17:17pm


honestly the language barrier between me and her family was weird, i literally dont know a single lick of spanish and i went to a few of her family parties with her and i was most certainly the elephant in the room.
May 9 2019 6:19PM
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everlast
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DeebieSkeebieshonestly the language barrier between me and her family was weird, i literally dont know a single lick of spanish and i went to a few of her family parties with her and i was most certainly the elephant in the room.


so why did yall date? Did u get called a Gringo?
May 9 2019 6:20PM
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roddy116
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DeebieSkeebiesDo you guys ever get looks sometimes when you're out and about from people that are all like "What the fuck are YOU two doing together?". One of my ex's is hispanic and we'd always get some weird looks like that, like "Whats she doing dating a whiteboy" or "Whats that whiteboy doing with her?" Then again, its Utah and theres always people with backwards-ass views and have ne

naw not in america, in china ill get a stare once in awhile, but its just grumpy old dudes. I just ask them why there angry and they piss off for the most part.
May 9 2019 6:50PM
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roddy116
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DeebieSkeebies*never left the state or been elsewhere or been exposed to other people, worldviews, different cultures, etc. There's still lots of sheltered folk.


Like i personally dont think its a bad thing to maybe be more attracted to someone of a different race if you're white or whatever but what you dudes said is definitely weird, ive seen that before and its really gross.


really the only question i get from her family and friends is if i can use chopsticks.
May 9 2019 6:52PM
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everlast
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roddy116really the only question i get from her family and friends is if i can use chopsticks.


lel

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May 9 2019 6:53PM
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theabortionator
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Still in the middle of wild circle jerk with health care industry. Hoping it works out, things are finally looking up a little bit.

Also still waiting on my visa for Australia and starting to get a bit concerned. 45 days from my flights.
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