J-Skis- I would like to request a ski: The 'Murica.

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I recently have come to a very disturbing realization: I cannot find a ski that truly expresses my love of the free-est and best-est country in the world: the good ole US of A.

I am coming to you, J Skis, because I believe you are the man for the job. With the First!, Steve Stepp Pro Model, and the Newschoolers ski, you have demonstrated your profound ability to design the highest quality topsheet designs. I would like to request that you use this skill and create the ski of my dreams: The 'Murica

I envision the 'Murica as being a collection of all the things that make 'murica so great: Guns. Old white people. Explosions. Foreign Wars. That sexy american flag. Bald eagles. You get the idea.

Think of all the camo-overall, carhartt wearing weekend warriors who love USA just as much as me and you. Think of that market that would love the 'murica. Think of all the freedom. Think of the children.

Your move, J-Lev.

Nov 24 2013 12:26PM

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Relish_man

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Alaska not included in that pic? Ouch, Logan...

Nov 29 2013 8:56AM

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Mr.Gaga

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omg like McDonald's hockey cards back in like 97? That would be so freaking sick.

Nov 29 2013 1:14PM

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aloj

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OR
Make the following picture on the nose
View from the cockpit of fighter-explosions and other
When you go to the Powder-sight closes-skis together

A girl on the tail-
In the park-turns to her-for a particular trick-and reaching for-Grab

Nov 29 2013 1:35PM

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last_tango

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I know stockli has a vinyl top sheet and you could easily make that into a hologram.

Nov 29 2013 4:08PM

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*DUMBCAN*

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Wat

Nov 29 2013 4:33PM

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aloj

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OR ...but better AND

Nose
Parallel ski-asymmetric image
Skis crossed-sight- image formed
This goes into a new dimension
uncontrolled liberty

Tail
girl
She splashing in the river
The river is called
white blood (ок ! it's not racism.So called ejaculate)

Mr.Sloth
suggested a brilliant idea

P.S Reed Lewis must be a skier Jskis

Nov 30 2013 4:24AM

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Chewy.

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What?

Nov 30 2013 9:47AM

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I think you need to stop posting.

Nov 30 2013 10:27AM

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Byron_tha_gr8

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how much vodka did you drink

Nov 30 2013 1:53PM

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aloj

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I did not drink alcohol for 4 years

nary, seriously

Never in my life I will not use drugs
fundamentally new opportunities open brain.

Nov 30 2013 11:00PM

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ErryB

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I can't tell if this a serious thread or not...

Nov 30 2013 11:18PM

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Chewy.

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I use to think that. Wait until college.

Nov 30 2013 11:45PM

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halfpipedream

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pleeeeease I'm BEGGING you...... I WILL ABSOLUTELY BUY THIS SKI

***IF***

we don't put Bush/Obama on it... FOUNDING FATHERS all the way!!!! or at least any decent president we had before they got rid of the gold standard.

****AND****

if it's a fat whore of a powder ski.

(and guns and eagles. thankyou)

p.s. I'm a dual citizen meaning my opinion counts twice yayyy

Dec 1 2013 9:38AM

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nutz.

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Sorry, your opinion only counts once because you're only an american citizen once. Also J said on the last page that he isn't going to be able to make a fat powder ski till april haha

Dec 1 2013 11:37AM

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I'd wait till April. Mostly because I wont have money till about then though

Dec 1 2013 11:45AM

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CrotchKiller

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what language to you think you're typing?

Dec 1 2013 6:12PM

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aloj

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what language to you think you're typing?

в океане информации зародилась жизнь
я живое существо , рождённое в океане иформации

Dec 2 2013 12:12AM

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Sky.

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Id buy a pair of murica's I pledge that on the flag!!!!!!

Dec 2 2013 12:40AM

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halfpipedream

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I'd wait too, it'd be worth it a fatty pow ski is the only thing missing in my quiver. Plus a lot of people have already gotten their equipment squared away for the season so from a business stand point it would be kinda late to release a ski halfway through the season you know? at least if it came out in spring or over the off-season, we'd be able to scoop them up for next season. I don't need them this year but I'm going back to CO at the end of the season so spring would be perfect timing for me. =)

Thanks J!!

Dec 2 2013 8:57PM

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NollieChooch__

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RING THE DAMN BELL REF WE GOT A WINNER.

Dec 2 2013 9:17PM

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aloj

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All this is very serious

you can not even imagine

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP-pQb3OSvw

Dec 3 2013 1:03AM

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Ribss.

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You would know, right?

Dec 3 2013 2:07AM

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Dec 3 2013 2:20AM

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aloj

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-81 NOW ??
why skiing is not sold out? only 50 pairs!
because Beavis and Butthead no money?
"hahaha it's a good irony" . Remember?

ok
model FIRST! I understand. you have given 18 years skiing. but do not go back because of this 70s
it is really "dirty" base
too much ... I look-if I smoked salvia

steve stepp
of these newspapers -just a headache

stopped selling?why?The novelty effect PASSED
you say are your best skiing
undoubtedly
but now you risk-fall into the abyss

you just need a good designer!!!
shape 98 is ready
this designer-it should not be a user newscoolers.
consumables and party-goers!
and only a few , responsible
true professional
Syd Mead !!!!! Or any DESIGNER-PROFESSIONAL

I become silent
I can not draw, nothing more to say

Dec 3 2013 6:08PM

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*DUMBCAN*

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Clearly you did.

Dec 3 2013 6:16PM

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You should never post on NS again, like never ever ever.

Dec 3 2013 6:21PM

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Chewy.

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In all honesty, I'd love one ski that's full of American stereotypes and then the other ski is full of stereotypical Canadian stuff.

Dec 3 2013 10:52PM

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darco

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this thread fucking delivers

Dec 4 2013 11:34AM

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ErryB

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this is disgusting

Dec 7 2013 7:43AM

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aloj

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professional patriot?

Dec 9 2013 1:39PM

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booniemon

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OP's request better get delivered

Dec 9 2013 2:28PM

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I've still got these shorts from 4th of July Ill personally volunteer my modeling skills to help model the skis. It also helps that I'm 'Merican as hell I love budweiser, guns, blowing shit up and Im in the Army currently in Afghanistan killing terrorist scumbags. Plus I've got a mean farmers tan bitches love farmers tans.