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J-Skis- I would like to request a ski: The 'Murica.

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Mr.Sloth
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I recently have come to a very disturbing realization: I cannot find a ski that truly expresses my love of the free-est and best-est country in the world: the good ole US of A.

I am coming to you, J Skis, because I believe you are the man for the job. With the First!, Steve Stepp Pro Model, and the Newschoolers ski, you have demonstrated your profound ability to design the highest quality topsheet designs. I would like to request that you use this skill and create the ski of my dreams: The 'Murica

I envision the 'Murica as being a collection of all the things that make 'murica so great: Guns. Old white people. Explosions. Foreign Wars. That sexy american flag. Bald eagles. You get the idea.

Think of all the camo-overall, carhartt wearing weekend warriors who love USA just as much as me and you. Think of that market that would love the 'murica. Think of all the freedom. Think of the children.



Your move, J-Lev.

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Nov 24 2013 12:26PM
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numberone111
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Wow J skis just won my support and my money. Fucking awesome.
Nov 25 2013 1:53AM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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J Lev !!!! the man !!! will buy
Nov 25 2013 1:56AM
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DIPED_IN_SAUCE
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Can this ski be fat? Click for larger image
Nov 25 2013 2:00AM
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Paul.
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Nov 25 2013 2:04AM
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Bread.
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OHHHH MY!!! Just got a j skis youtube ad! never been so happy in my life!!! well done well done, first time i have watched a youtube ad the full way through
Nov 25 2013 2:25AM
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MaMann
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stay gold pony boy
Nov 25 2013 2:35AM
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3rik
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Nov 25 2013 2:41AM
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El_Barto.
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My name is you and im a fucking retard
Nov 25 2013 2:48AM
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SkiLefley
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J Lev is so sick! Going down the right road thats for sure. Hell ya Jason
Nov 25 2013 8:01AM
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ThisisLamar
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im a proud owner of that fat sack of shit there
Nov 25 2013 8:04AM
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gpitcher
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This,

Everyone needs to understand that J has to be able to sell a certain number of these for it to be profitable for him. So if we want to continue to get user sourced graphics and awesome skis, please only say your going to buy them if you will actually buy them.


Nov 25 2013 9:39AM
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Mr_pretzel
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Am i the only one sick of this 'murica joke?
Nov 25 2013 9:41AM
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GritznGravy
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Saying you'd rather live in Palestine is incredibly offensive. Even if you were exaggerating, that's clearly over the line in my mind. Next time you decide you're going to assume the moral high ground, you might wanna make sure your're not a douche first.

Also, the buying liquor in groceries thing isn't federal law. Some states choose to do it, but many don't. I know, sometimes making false statements is a real time saver, but what are you going to do.

If you live in a developed country, chances are, you're guilty of the same kind of ruthless human exploitation you seem to think Americans are solely responsible for.
Nov 25 2013 9:41AM
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dvx100
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yeah please, make like a 181 or 184 idk.
Nov 25 2013 9:56AM
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MYNAMEISCARSON
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Thats the american way... import everything
Nov 25 2013 10:19AM
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Lenzo
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Click for larger image MURICAA
Nov 25 2013 10:41AM
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geezy_steezer
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you can git out
Nov 25 2013 12:02PM
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Ryan*
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If these are in the J90 shape I would seriously consider buying them
Nov 25 2013 12:06PM
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XtRemE11
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i like this idea so much! there really hasnt been a good america themed graphic that i can think of, its about time.
Nov 25 2013 12:16PM
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Laughterbang
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Haha. As it happens I actually would like to live in Palestine, the Gaza Strip has some fantastic surf spots and a nice Mediterranean climate. I know people who have lived there, and I'm studying Middle Eastern conflict so GTFO. Furthermore, it's funny that you, an American, think that me insulting the US constitutes assuming the moral high ground, says something g about your own perspectives on America! The points I initially raised were supposed to illustrate gaping holes in this facade of American 'freedom' which was also intended to be light hearted; I don't believe I mentioned ruthless human exploitation anywhere...
Nov 25 2013 12:18PM
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nutz.
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This is no joke

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Nov 25 2013 12:24PM
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Schoellkopf
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* Semi-related *

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Nov 25 2013 12:31PM
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XtRemE11
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and this right here is why the J Skis idea is so great, big companies that release limited models of skis yearly have to make skis that can sell to thousands and thousands of people, and as a result i think thats a big restrictor. here J Skis can create many different models on short notice that could sell to maybe a couple hundred or less. but they could be the perfect, ideal ski for those hundred people. im insanely stoked on this concept.

and IMO, these NEED to be big ass powder skis. if you're gonna release an america graphic once, it needs to be on the right ski. a skinny waist park ski just doesnt fit the american spirit, a big ass charge through whatever, powder killer is more like it, its perfect. something around 120-130, flat or rocker underfoot, maybe something like the lab 001's deep dish idea, or a more medium stiff flex but with some kind of butter zones. (no camber! who cares how well a 130 waist powder specific ski carves around gates on hardpack..) pretty big rocker, soft to medium flex, like a slightly stiffer EP pro. im no ski engineer, but from skiing tons of different powder skis, the ep pro, hellbent, new life, type of skis are by far the most fun for powder.
Nov 25 2013 12:32PM
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Benson.
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THIS. THIS. THIS.
Nov 25 2013 12:37PM
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Ryan*
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You should put some news clippings from this on there:
Nov 25 2013 12:38PM
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nutz.
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The problem is, how much of america has the terrain/snow to ski on big ass powder skis all the time?
Nov 25 2013 12:44PM
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RubberSoul
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if i don't see at least one apache helicopter on there i'm gonna be disgusted
Nov 25 2013 12:47PM
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yuck
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Okay J-Lev heres an idea:

Americans get to create a 'Murica ski topsheet that portrays their view of america

Non-Americans get to create a different 'Murica ski topsheet that portrays everyone else in the world's view of america

then you see which one sells better. i foresee stars, stripes, handguns and eagles vs. fast food, beer bellies, thousands of dead middle-eastern citizens and a tiny-dick redneck trying to have sex with his 12 guage or f-150 exhaust pipe


Nov 25 2013 12:48PM
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Ryan*
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Why downvote me? School shootings are as American as apple pie.
Nov 25 2013 1:08PM
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XtRemE11
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a lot of it? shit, there's already 3 park oriented skis. why release a 4th just for the sake of a graphic? the first is pretty all mountain capable too, so that leaves a powder specific ski. maybe im being selfish, but im holding out for a J-Skis powder ski, i feel like when they do its gonna be awesome, and an america graphic is ideal.
a skinny efficient, lightweight park ski isnt american, neither is a compromise ski. an excessive, big, over the top ski is american in ski form.
Nov 25 2013 1:24PM
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ty.urlich
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please make 185!! or bigger!!
Nov 25 2013 1:27PM
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Huck_Norris
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More Eagles, motherfuckers- Maybe one snatching up a Bin Laden head w/ X's over the eyes

Monster trucks too

Piles of shotgun ammo and .45s

Maybe even a pepper spray cop

Rambo and Arnold

Rainbow rebel flag... Somehow it needs to happen.

Rushmore heads. I need Teddy Roosevelt on here somewhere.


This ski better also be directional, have more camber than anything since '94 and be stiffer than Skiierman at a schoolyard. If you can't scream down a 50 degree face and stomp huge 50+ cliff hucks on it, no way can it be the Obama pro model.
Nov 25 2013 1:27PM
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DjSLT
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omg such insult
Nov 25 2013 2:03PM
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XtRemE11
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these should pretty simple too tho, like not just a big messy collage of stuff, like maybe 4 super american things. like half of one ski, should be just a simple straight up american flag. an eagle, some kind of gun, and whatever else.

OR if it was the same design over two skis, meaning, you put the skis together and it creates one big picture, you could do half of it, like in front of the bindings, just a simple straight up american flag, nothing else. then the back/behind the bindings could be more of a collage of random shit.
Nov 25 2013 2:14PM
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Huck_Norris
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This is the 'Murica, not the Swiss model. Shitshow = mandatory.


Oh, and BACON.
Nov 25 2013 2:17PM
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Benson.
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Yes, because the actions of a handful of mentally unstable individuals are representative of an entire nation.
Nov 25 2013 2:22PM
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XtRemE11
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yeah man your so anti american culture and like super non consumer, screw wal-mart and big corporations right? wear sandals to your college debate class right? or maybe?
Nov 25 2013 2:23PM
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Turkelton
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lol at all the "historians"
Nov 25 2013 2:25PM
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Benson.
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Hahaha imagine going to the ski shop to get these mounted! I'm seriously considering getting a pair depending on the design.
Nov 25 2013 2:26PM
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40oz.
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Oh fuck off you piece of shit. I will and have worked harder than many of them. You don't know shit about me, I worked in the corn fields when I was a kid every fucking summer 10+ hour days 6 days a week making money. This country was not founded on people like that, it was founded on people who sought after and better opportunity but took the necessary steps to become a citizen or get the correct permits to work and follow the fucking laws. And here all these fucking illegal aliens come over don't try to become citizens don't give a fuck about get the proper permits to work and then want their children to go to OUR schools and OUR colleges, and Me and every other tax payer has to pay for those pieces of shit for them to go to school. So fuck you for supporting that because that is not what America is about one bit. If they come here to earn their citizenship or get the proper work release then they aren't "illegal aliens" and I have no problem with them, they make the US a functioning society.
Nov 25 2013 2:44PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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illegal aliens do more work for our country and pay more taxes than legal ones who live in suburbs and own restaurants. and i dont think they had all the citizenship bullshit in the times of the colonies(what we are founded on). dont get me wrong, i believe the mexicans should have some fucking pride in their country's rich history, go the fuck back, and rebuild their country which is already on a slow uphill climb. but to bitch about them being useless is ignorant because i have hired many maintenance crews full of legal white and mexican americans and their work was childish compared to the ethics of the illegal immigrant crews i hired. the illegals were more kind, harder workers, never broke a promise, and had more love for America than the legal workers.
Nov 25 2013 4:04PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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wait wait wait


OP plsrevisit original post
Nov 25 2013 4:09PM
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40oz.
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I didn't bitch about them being useless, they are good workers because they need money. But it is hella non American to higher illegal Mexicans. And no they do not pay more taxes, not even close that was stupid. They make far less and therefore pay far less in taxes and not saying you or whatever your business is but most who higher illegal Mexicans to work don't even put them as real and employees and pay under the table and therefor they don't pay any fucking taxes and then I have to pay to send their illegal kids to go to school. That's bullshit. Like I said they come over here and get citizenship or have proper work release or permits then I have no problem, they pay their taxes then and support our economy. But fuck the illegal ones who have to sneak their dirty fucking asses over here to work under the tables from farmers and companies who higher them and don't pay taxes and plan on working to make money and then sneak back across the boarder. Fuck those people. They do nothing good for the US besides cost us money.
Nov 25 2013 4:21PM
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Blurst
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I dont think you understand that they are illegal for a reason... because they cant come over legally because your government wont allow it.
Nov 25 2013 4:46PM
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loganimlach
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Somebody is about to get their shit all fucked up, Freedom Knight Colbert hates trash talking the home of the brave.

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Nov 25 2013 4:47PM
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40oz.
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And that is something out government is working on, but there are ways around it to get the correct documentation but most of them blow that off. And who gives a shit that STILL makes them illegal. It is something out government is trying to solve and if they really want to work they can get the correct documentation it just takes time and they would rather just sneak over and work illegal, which is bullshit!
Nov 25 2013 4:51PM
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40oz.
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It's not a perfect system, but whose is? I bet whatever country your from isn't! And our laws are out laws so I still say fucking the "illegal" Mexicans or any other people from other nations. I will continue to say it for the rest of my life.
Nov 25 2013 4:53PM
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cwillygood
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definitely would buy that ski
Nov 25 2013 5:33PM
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SkiLefley
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Whatever you do J please dont put Obama on them. It would just ruin the ski
Nov 25 2013 5:47PM
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Twinjibber77
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I do love this idea but those TPB skis are epic
Nov 25 2013 6:00PM
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