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J-Skis- I would like to request a ski: The 'Murica.

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Mr.Sloth
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I recently have come to a very disturbing realization: I cannot find a ski that truly expresses my love of the free-est and best-est country in the world: the good ole US of A.

I am coming to you, J Skis, because I believe you are the man for the job. With the First!, Steve Stepp Pro Model, and the Newschoolers ski, you have demonstrated your profound ability to design the highest quality topsheet designs. I would like to request that you use this skill and create the ski of my dreams: The 'Murica

I envision the 'Murica as being a collection of all the things that make 'murica so great: Guns. Old white people. Explosions. Foreign Wars. That sexy american flag. Bald eagles. You get the idea.

Think of all the camo-overall, carhartt wearing weekend warriors who love USA just as much as me and you. Think of that market that would love the 'murica. Think of all the freedom. Think of the children.



Your move, J-Lev.

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Nov 24 2013 12:26PM
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Condorobrien
Posts: 913 - Karma: 6,995
red white and black?
Nov 24 2013 7:19PM
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KapitolPhoto
Posts: 1392 - Karma: 3,025
This is wonderful.
Nov 24 2013 7:22PM
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skigoody
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
think of the children j-skis
Nov 24 2013 7:22PM
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maxknudson
Posts: 538 - Karma: 316
Hahaha
Nov 24 2013 7:23PM
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_Tommo_
Posts: 304 - Karma: 641
i hope youre trolling
Nov 24 2013 7:25PM
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Justinklotz7
Posts: 7 - Karma: 99
J skis look really nice
Nov 24 2013 7:27PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
Mr. fuckin terroist over here.












Nov 24 2013 7:27PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
just modify this one i made
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Nov 24 2013 7:35PM
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CaptainSlow
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bang bang
Nov 24 2013 7:44PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
Nope.



Murica.
Nov 24 2013 7:49PM
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chris.goodhue
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Nov 24 2013 7:49PM
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phyz
Posts: 573 - Karma: 937
lolwut? someone's been riding americas dick a little too long
Nov 24 2013 7:49PM
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theVan
Posts: 204 - Karma: 225
this is great stuff guys, keep it up
Nov 24 2013 7:49PM
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mnskier.
Posts: 157 - Karma: 61
Beat me to it..
Nov 24 2013 7:52PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
on my feet.
Nov 24 2013 8:02PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
yeah put drones, soldiers torturing prisoners, and border patrol turning back freedom seekers
Nov 24 2013 8:16PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
this guy
Nov 24 2013 8:18PM
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StanstonSkis
Posts: 29 - Karma: 621
Stanston.com
Nov 24 2013 8:18PM
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YoungJ
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Ill wear my 'Merica Chubbies if this happens and i can buy some
Nov 24 2013 8:41PM
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vinnypaz
Posts: 146 - Karma: 540
why? is it the first time you see someone say what the entire world thinks?
Nov 24 2013 8:41PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,659
no, he's laughing at your pathetic attempt to use grammar correctly.
Nov 24 2013 8:46PM
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cwillygood
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not even wearing js
Nov 24 2013 8:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
i would buy the fuck outta these skis.
Nov 24 2013 8:50PM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
Who the fuck are you?
Nov 24 2013 9:06PM
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dvx100
Posts: 1884 - Karma: 4,818
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Nov 24 2013 9:10PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
I think a new england collage ski would fit really good for j skis or a ski graphic based on vermont.
Nov 24 2013 9:17PM
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halfpipedream
Posts: 109 - Karma: 223
All this, and if we could find a picture of either the AIDS Van being blown up 4th of July 2008, or the dumpsters behind Scummits on fire the 4th 2010 that would be the grown-in-america cherry on top.

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Nov 24 2013 9:18PM
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Asmalls802
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I would buy this
Nov 24 2013 9:20PM
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halfpipedream
Posts: 109 - Karma: 223
Chicago, New York, Detroit, and New Orleans have the strictest gun laws. If you combine annual homicide by firearms from those 4 cities, its more than the entire rest of the nation. America doesn't have a gun problem, it has a GANG problem.
Nov 24 2013 9:36PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,890
I couldn't possibly have been joking right.

















Calm down hippy.

Nov 24 2013 9:43PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
and they shall be called the 'mericans, only so you can put out a lady version called the 'mericunts.
Nov 24 2013 10:24PM
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SwagasaurusRex
Posts: 635 - Karma: 333
Murica

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Nov 24 2013 10:29PM
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Thawg
Posts: 360 - Karma: 542
I believe that it is actually more of a germany WW1 era type thing(it has "scratches" on the top sheet to resemble being through battle) rather than america. Or maybe its a combination of both because of the stars and checkers? who knows..

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Nov 24 2013 10:30PM
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40oz.
Posts: 1758 - Karma: 555
Fuck illegal aliens
Nov 24 2013 10:53PM
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Evangelista
Posts: 481 - Karma: 1,583
*you're
Nov 24 2013 11:01PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I want a pair of J skis because they seem indestructible but I want a matte black topsheet and crazy neon base. Oh well.
Nov 24 2013 11:12PM
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JLev
Posts: 869 - Karma: 4,681
Well, I just laughed at every single post on this thread . . . so you've got yourself a deal.
I'LL BUILD THIS SKI!

1) Continue posting random concepts for any & all ideas on this thread
2) I'll design up some potential graphic & get everyone's feedback
3) I'll refine designs further untilll a lot of people love the design & some people hate it
4) Buy these skis or I'll never do this again
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Nov 24 2013 11:40PM
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nutz.
Posts: 3150 - Karma: 6,712
JLev just won my support for the rest of my life
Nov 24 2013 11:42PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
well, I was not expecting that.

Go J Skis!
Nov 24 2013 11:44PM
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theVan
Posts: 204 - Karma: 225
PROOF that JLev is the man. I can't wait to see what we end up with...America, fuck yeah.
Nov 24 2013 11:48PM
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Chewy.
Posts: 4113 - Karma: 4,856
He just won this argument without even arguing.
Nov 24 2013 11:51PM
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A.P.
Posts: 667 - Karma: 135
Fantastic idea, I would love to hang this ski on the wall.  Should make an actual ski-able version then a cheap wall decoration version.
Nov 24 2013 11:59PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
JLev, you just made my day
Nov 25 2013 12:36AM
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dangerdad
Posts: 2228 - Karma: 317
Too bad they're made in Canada
Nov 25 2013 12:51AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,545
Only if you make something bigger than 178cm. I'm 6'4". I can't rock that shit.
Nov 25 2013 1:02AM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,167
JLev, what if you made a riding hoodie to go along with the skis.

Camo hoodie

says-"'Murica's Away Colors"

??? I would buy
Nov 25 2013 1:24AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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they work harder and struggle more than your ass ever will. this country was founded on being a haven for people like that. dont be a new age ignorant self entitled douche. unless youve been in the military you havent done any more for the country than an illegal mexican working 12 hours a day for 4 bucks to put food in your fucking walmart
Nov 25 2013 1:29AM
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division.bell
Posts: 2762 - Karma: 1,905
Seriously. There needs to be at least a 185cm size available.
Nov 25 2013 1:31AM
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KRAMPUSNTROLLZ
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#suchserious #suchfunny
Nov 25 2013 1:50AM
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