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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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Jakey.
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hoollyyy shittt that sound nice enjoy it man!!!
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Byron_tha_gr8
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had plans to go to a movie a very chill girl i met a few days ago, but I decided to take a few bong rips with my brother. A few turned into 5 a piece and a dab each, he proceeded to eat 6 hotdogs and 2 cans of chilli (hes a twig who hardly ever eats), and we watched pacific rim, which became the best shitty movie of all time, then I passed out and missed my date. Ooops.
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Heart
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get your priorities straight man!
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Bodhisattva_
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Happens to the best of us.. I've slept thru a dinner or two due to dap naps.
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BigScaryLarry
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got busted by my parents like 2 weeks ago. toked again but not really enjoying it. idk if its cuz im super stressed about school or my straight edge gf is influencing me but idk man. its a hard not life.

also how did the guy who took like 30 dabs not die or pass out immediately from extreme highness?

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wzrdtrx
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you're wasting your time with smoking weed, while having a straight edge girlfriend.

it's not going to work out, man.
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DMA_Studios
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He's the motherf**king dab master is how.
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itsbenyo
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Zimmerman
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Hi I'm offensive and I find that Jewish
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town_nudist
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get a bitch like mine, she sucks my d buys my weed then smokes me up.
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GayWolf420
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Shmokin a bewl right now. This shithead kid I know got fucked over hardcore by my school and cops last week. Karma is real as the streets.
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skitheWest.
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got da munchies. Orville Redenbacher's with butter... mhmm
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Bodhisattva_
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First off, if you're serious about your girlfriend and she doesn't like you smoking and wit change we mind... And if you're getting caught, just stop now. I kept going and getting caught by parents and girlfriend and had the shitties senior year because of it.


And idk what you mean by "that guy", there are a lot of guys on instagram, YouTube, etc... That dab grams a day and it's not a big deal to do a 30 round gauntlet.
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MothaHucker
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illmatic-- in the vape gets me everytime
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NPF
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i have only really ever smoked joints and bongs and tonight i was like fuck it so i went to the store and got a backwood and managed to rolled my first blunt. blunts are dope.
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wzrdtrx
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you shouldn't have gotten a backwood unless you can't buy bluntwraps.
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Jakey.
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lightn up a phat bowl
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i love brushing my teeth.
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Bodhisattva_
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Fuck ya blunts are dope
I've smoked like 60 blunts with my roommate in the last month
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Zimmerman
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Hahaha shit mane. That reminds me of my friend who once estimated that he rolled 800 blunts a year. Crazy shit. I like blunts on occasion but wouldn't want to smoke them every day (given other options that is)
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Byron_tha_gr8
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same. I really don't think their that great, just another thing kids do to be more hood. Bong rips of a nice piece are wayyyy better, and honestly i usually prefer a bubbler over a blunt.


On another note, my friend just hooked up with this chick and he wants to date her. Me, him, her and this other girl were kicking it at my hot tub, and we get on the topic of weed. I'm the only one with weed there so i smoked the 2 girls and myself out, while my friend watched since he stopped smoking for school. It got weird when both of the girls agreed they prefer a boyfriend who will blaze with them. Fast forward to the next day, his slam piece (not girlfriend) hits me up saying she wants to smoke me back so we're even. i'm like sure, she comes to my house and we blaze, then she wants to go to my hot tub again and im like sure, and shes like haha i forgot my swimsuit i guess ill just skinny dip. Now i have a stoned hot stoner chick in the nude in my hot tub, but i know i cant do shit as it would be a serious violation of bro code. So we sit there and smoke a bit more, and she tries to sit closer and I lie "well time for me to go pick up my brother", so i'm pretty sure this girl is a sloot for weed, and also pretty sure I'm gay.

#stonerproblems
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bakedpow
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Haha man good job staying strong. Dunno If I woul be able to do the same
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theabortionator
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The OP is hilarious. When you're drunk you're fucked up, when you're high you're just fucking high.


Your thread is basically "heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa".

"And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont. "

Pretty much what you're doing.

"Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!"

OMG LIKE POST THAT REALLY TRIPPY SHIT I'M SO HIGH I SEE LEPRECHAUNS!

I remember my first bowl
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MothaHucker
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pussy^
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Mama.
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:)
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TACO-DOG.exe
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DMA_Studios
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207
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haha word I've probably smoked like 30 or 40 in the last month of summer, some of the kids I chill with love them, and I like them but after 10 or so it's time for something else for a bit.
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last_tango
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was not high while thinking about this but

"they're sure are a lot of taco joints around here"
"taco joints"
"taco flavored joints"
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NPF
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i am high and now im thinking about how a taco flavoured joint would taste...
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SkiThe603
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When is the day gonna arrive where I can grow my own bud...I hate paying for it when I could cultivate it
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DMA_Studios
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me and a few broskis scheduled a pick up time and location with a dealer we found on craigslist. We waited for him a few blocks from home.

This was a first time that:
-The dealer showed up early/ontime
-The dealer was not high
-He was an Asian guy in a suit, with glasses, driving a new clean black jeep. (when he pulled up we didn't suspect it to be him at all)
-He was not sketchy in the slightest bit.
-He seemed like a normal person.
-He gave us an extra gram on the house.

At first I thought he might have been a nark. But then I realized that I'm in Washington state, and that a huge amount of people who, a year ago would never touch the stuff, are simply attempting to get in on the monopoly.
I then proceeded to roll then smoke a blunt and forgot where I was.
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last_tango
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I know they use to do bacon papers. I think there could be a way I could do it myself.
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Zimmerman
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That's fucking awesome.
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Turner.
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I swear to God I just sprained my eyelids laughing, and I

Blew my mind last night at Lost in Translation.

12 years ago
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E__
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Me and my buddy just wandered around Walmart for an hour super spaced out haha.
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GayWolf420
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I had a dream last night that my school randomly searched my car like they do in real life all the time and found a bunch of bud. After that, I couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to stay home, do homework and blaze a few bowls.
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DMA_Studios
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A few years back... a kid in my class had his car searched at our school by a K-9 unit and they literally found nothing but a speck of weed. He was suspended for a few days, and the university that he was planning on going to dropped him because of it.

the kid didn't even smoke at the time, but his brother blazed hard and would occasionally do it in his car.
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Byron_tha_gr8
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fuuuckkk no more weed for a bit. Just had an interview at a good paying job, and at the end theyre like "And when we decide to hire you, you will need to submit to a drug test" which should be at least 5-6 days from now. I have a clean urine source, but to be safe i'm going to chug water and take vitamin b-50 to not have that suspicious clear piss, as well as

Anyone have tips on successfully sneaking in clean urine? im thinking of using an unlubed condom, tying it off, and duct taping it to my inner thigh. The fake sample will only be about an hour old, so it shouldn't decay at all.
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MothaHucker
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trying to type out this college essay right now is not the set
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NPF
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Oil Change. Its the only way.
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wzrdtrx
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It's cold outside. I want to smoke but I don't have a piece.

This is doo doo NS, this is doo doo.

Do I use an apple for the 2nd time in a day?
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Byron_tha_gr8
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but ewwwwww

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Olde_English
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I feel you on this. When i'm stoned i'm always stupidly uncomfortable and overthink everything about women.

On a seperate note, this last summer me and a buddy went out to a house party and as soon as we walked in a dude stumbled up and just gave us a bag of weed. If i had to guess it was probably a little less than an ounce. this dude says to us something like "blarrrg yo duuudes this is the community bag of weed bleaagh" and then proceed to walk his drunk ass outside and puke. anyway, me and my buddy just look at each other and mutually decided that we were gonna go outside and smoke it. all of it. why not?

three and a half hours later we finished it and I was probably the highest I had ever been without dabbing in my life. I walked inside, sat down In a chair in the middle of this party and just sat there. I literally sat there and convinced myself that my whole life was a sham and that i was mentally retarded. i was thinking stuff like "oh, my friends only hang out with me for sympathy" and "my parents arent putting me through college they have been just being nice to me they cant break it to me". It was a really really weird experience to say the least.
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Da_Buddha
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California quicksand gotta a nigga sinkin

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wzrdtrx
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I got the apple.

Now, all I can tell you is, music is WAY better with headphones.
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STwoops
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Not sure how many times in 20 minutes I can lose the same lighter
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