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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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jibbpeter
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clive_bixby
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Did you guys know if you put in eye drops before you smoke you get higher due to a chemical reaction
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Zimmerman
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Bout to light up a 3rd generation J
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0123456789
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a month and a half off burning after 6 years of smokoing nearly every day, its been good but after pissing in that cup for work i cant wait to get the call that says they have my results in, so i can roll a fat blunt, a fatty j, and pack a bong.  so stoked to get ripshit.
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Pancake_Fucker
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Took the friday off and hung out at home all day smoking joints and watching anchorman. Went for a cruise and smoked one on the drive. Great day.
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Mama.
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Did your great grandpa give it to you.
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daannnnieel
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I have eleven large roaches sitting in a bag in my room, and i'm not sure where they came from, guess I have tokes for the night.
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Zimmerman
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Generation joints are where you save up your roaches, then when you get like 5 or so, grind them up with some fresh bud and roll it into a new joint. That's a 2nd gen. Once you get 5 2nd gen roaches, you can make a 3rd gen. Kind of pointless going past 3rd gen however. It was like rolling up balls of resin.
25 regular Js=5 2nd gens=1 3rd gen. Pretty harsh but fucks you up!
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Kajex
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You need to clean your room if you have bugs.
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Mama.
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GayWolf420
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Spliff bowls make me poop a lot.
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Cult_Leader
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roll it next time
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Zimmerman
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I know what the point of your post was haha sorry. I made mine in order to inform anyone who didn't know what those are
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TNORTS
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Just saw strfckr. Yeah
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Zimmerman
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It was so fucking good man! Way better than I expected.
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TNORTS
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who is this hahah?
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Zimmerman
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Name is Jon Zinter, you? That was seriously an incredible show
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TNORTS
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Taylor Norton ya it was a good time.
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Zimmerman
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Where you livin?
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TNORTS
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U heights south
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Zimmerman
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I'm in North
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Mr.LemonPie
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I'm high, and planning my trip into Europe in 10 days and am thinking about how true this is...


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TNORTS
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Hahaha shit dude no way
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Moosen
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HAHAHAHA I don't even smoke but fuk xzibit is the man
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Spiri7o
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yeah you read the thread
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Mama.
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No hating, bowl cut boy. This thread is all about jah rasta love!!!!!!!!!
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Ski_Alot
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insidious two = godlike
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Chinchi
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My lips are like coral
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Skiingsnow
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I just poured the water out of my bong so my parents can't hear, actually not too bad, will continue this while living at home.
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Zimmerman
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Oh god no why
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Backyard.Skier
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hahah i bet you cant wait to get back to whis
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Skiingsnow
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fuck bro u got no idea, im coming back like 3 weeks earlier than i usually do just coz i can't handle living at home any more. Parents found my my stash the other day, and now im in the process of trying to convince them weed isn't the devil and to give back to me. not easy considering how straight edge they are. not stoked.
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Skiingsnow
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Any one know of a good short doco on marijuana i could show my parents to try and convince them its not a big deal? Can't have a hairy hippy going on a long rant shouting at the camera that weed is amasing, can't be pro weed propaganda either, a logical argument with facts and someone two conservative parents could take seriously

would be very much appreciated
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treecery.
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bomb ass dank ass
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Zimmerman
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You're out of luck. Conservative parents are incapable of listening to reason.
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Mama.
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I don't agree. My parents are super conservative, but they've gradually accepted the fact that I smoke. I just had a very honest conversation with my mom about medical uses last week actually... she doesnt like that I do it, but she realizes that I'm able to make the choice for myself. It also helps that I live in Washington..... :)

That's not to say that other people's parents wont listen to them, though. If you just google it, I'm sure you can come up with a lot of documentaries about medical marijuana helping people. I watched one about a man who cured his own skin cancer with cannabis oil... I cant remember what it was called though. Spend some time researching and learning about all the positives and present it in a calm manner instead of arguing with them.

Good luck man.
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Skiingsnow
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I had the talk with them last night. so frustrating. The situation was resolved but it wasn't easy. But on the bright side i got my bid back, and they know i smoke now (not sure if thats good or bad though)
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TheDers
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Reduce reuse recycle
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TACO-DOG.exe
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weed is a cure for the common cold.
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SmotSmoke
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I got some bomb ass dank ass and its going in my vape.

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Zimmerman
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It's good. That's what happened with mine and it's just kind of a known thing that I shnoke now.
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Skiingsnow
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The day after we had the talk i came home at like 2pm and the mother came up to me and sad she thought i had disrespected her, i said i didn't understand, she said it was because my room was messy :p then said i should "see a councillor about the buds"
the best part was i was coming come from chillin with a friend and just made the decision to leave Sydney for 2 weeks to drive up to the Gold Coast, and mum though i was running away from home.

Fuck conservative narrow minded parents.
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SmotSmoke
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I have been cleaning my vape by scrapping the residues out of the elbow attachment with a dabber and taking dabs. The stuff is prime and tastes very good. It looks like a golden clear stringy taffy like goo.
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danderson.
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Hahaha yes
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NPF
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possibly addicted to butter. So good.
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first_rodeo
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i eat buttermilk pancakes and thick bacon everyday

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BigScaryLarry
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thoroughly enjoyed this thread and will come back when i get purp mcskurped.

but my thoughts are why are there so many different slang terms for weed? like does it originate from the are you are in? or is it like what you and your friends call it?
also this girl im kinda with isnt like anti weed but doesnt like it. like idk what to do cuz obviously i like this chick but i dont want to piss her off by smokng budz. real predicament.
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