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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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SmotSmoke
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I am using the lady bugs and some organic sprays to keep the pests at bay. Generally the lady bugs like to stay and live on the plants, so they don't escape unless I leave the door to the grow room open for long. And thats if I am doing a lot of work and even then only a few will get out and they are easy to catch. I have worked with my plants in the living room with the lady bugs on the plants and surprisingly I have yet to see one crawling around the house. If you aren't careful when the plants are out of the tent i am sure they can get all over the place. They are definitely good to use as a deterrent for pests if you have a problem with bugs like I do I would go at it with the bugs, then spray neem oil, and H2O2 just so the problem is taken care of quickly. Once there are bugs you have to keep fighting them even if it seems like they are gone and the lady bugs are good for that.

More lady bugs

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Cannaburner
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music what music is your favorite when you are high
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no_steeze
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THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT, THE STARS WERE BRIGHT, FERNANDO
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wzrdtrx
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What's up? I rode my brand new Bacons for the first time on Saturday. Probably not wise to be blazed while skiing for the first time in twelve years, but I did it. And I didn't crash that much.
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Heart
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I love it when newbie smokers put in a good effort. I smoked with a girl this weekend who barely smokes, and she put some of my toking friends to shame. She ripped the bowl until smoke was pouring out of her nose, and then kept on sucking on it. What a trooper.
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DMA_Studios
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no_steeze
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It took me a couple minutes to figure out if this was a .gif or not
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JahJahBinks
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Quoting for emphasis
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NPF
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everyone here i think can relate.
http://www.hightimes.com/read/pissed-pothead-7-pet-peeves-smoke-orgy
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Benson.
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I lol'd.
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STwoops
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if smoking on chairlift is it common courtesy to offer some to the dude next to you, obviously if you dont know him?
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soared
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Ever hit an invisible bong?


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Benson.
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Only when I'm on jimson weed!
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Byron_tha_gr8
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my personal policy is this: only break it out to begin with if they appear super chill, and i always ask, "mind if i smoke?" If im good at that point, i usually offer a hit. But if im sitting next to some gaper dad rocking 80cm waist carving sticks and a 2013 Spyder Douche suit, im never going to bring up weed to begin with.
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-benedetto
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Great to watch while getting stoned. Plus, the guest is Joey Diaz who is really fucking funny
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HitTheJim
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Just packed a fat lip of weedtobaco and now im definitely FADED.
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SlurmrnHurnyBurn
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wait…. this works!? I used to dip but stopped cause its expensive in canada but if I can dip weed and tabaco I might just do it. I know terrible logic but fuck it.
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E__
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Made this today using some old photo shoot footage of Scarlett Johansson, I could watch it for hours:

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Benson.
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I pretty much only post in here when I'm not high, seeing as I'm never able to remember to post in this thread while high...
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rareison
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Can't tell if serious
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Benson.
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I only smoke when the only people that are on my chair are the people I'm with/people I know. Breaking out weed in front of strangers is kind of a sketchy situation, at least for me.
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JAHBRADOR
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if your not in a chill place then yeah. But i mean if you live in BC, thats a different story.

Anyone over 16 and under 70 and your golden.
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Benson.
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That sounds awesome, it definitely isn't that way in New England, haha
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rareison
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Last night I got super ripped with my gf and her dad, he's such a chill sweet guy. He supplied the weed and even offered some for me to keep and offered me some shrooms too. He's just an awesome guy, plus he's fucking hilarious and talks a lot and you can have a conversation with him about anything. He's even growing his own pot plant, and he's like 55. And last night he bought an entire moose off a guy so we were munching out on fresh moose meat, it was awesome.
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Ski_Alot
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The 86 definately
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Sky.
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This I've blazed with dudes in there 60's. I was riding up the lift with a hardcore Asian fob in his 50's he was dressed in straight spyder he asked me where I went to college and about my skis, then continued on to ask if I minded if he smoked, I thought he was asking about Tabasco until he whipped out a pax and had a nice vap sesh with me. I was not expecting that to say the least I got off the lift ripped he said have a nice day I thanked him and parted ways it was pretty awesome.
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Sky.
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Sorry for the double post. I don't get riding alone by would much rather ski with a friend whenever my friends bail on me I just bring up a shitload of weed, it's damn near impossible to find a park rat that doesn't smoke. I've made a lot of skier friends by riding up and asking if they wanna burn some dank, about 50% of the time they got their own and we end up throwing in together and get extra zooted. I live in upstate ny here everyone smokes my parents/grandparents do and the majority of my friends family do the same. The more you share the more acceptable weed becomes it helps the fight for legalization one smoke up at a time IMO
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Charlie_Kelly
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Preach!
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rareison
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That's pretty sweet haha I'm jealous, I wish my parents smoked, only my gf's dad does.
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Charlie_Kelly
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Yeah...you mentioned that already...
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TheDers
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Just rearranged our whole upstairs and it's dope
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STwoops
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i was just thinking of a funny vine where i take a rip, close my eyes, open them and everything is completely re arranged in my room. hehe
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~bagelz~
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I just took two dabs and im coming down off of a 3 day ritalin and vyvanse binge.
i think in the last 65 hours i've slept a grand total of 8-9 hours; it was very productive.

i'm about to go pass the fuck out
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DMA_Studios
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as of late I smoke about once a week (pretty much every weekend) ever since I started working morning shifts at UPS a month ago (that's 3-9am every weekday). so I pretty much go to bed at 6-8pm every night.
My toly is sooo low now, I get wayyy too zooted off of one hit now-a-days.

Hopefully I'm not breaking some sort of thread rule by not being high right now.

so here's this for those of you who haven't seen it yet.

Happy Holidays!




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JAHBRADOR
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really?
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DMA_Studios
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yes i say toly* in short for tolerance, do you have a problem?

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JAHBRADOR
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yes, please use the longer version. Its not worse than "get bottle" but its close.
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DMA_Studios
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fine, just for you though.

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zard_gawd
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Sitting on newschoolers in my basement about to go skiing chillin on some real keefy herb. Life doesn't get much better
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BigScaryLarry
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realizing that i havent hit the inner peace and highness that i was on all summer. missing that feeling where you can just lay down so happy and think about anything. missin my best smokin bro dudes. i am sad
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boo10159
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We were lighting up on the gondie at snowbasin, and just before we were done packing the bowl, a random guy says "I have this joint i was gonna smoke, want that instead?" It was fucking great.
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boo10159
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Double post ftw. After he passed his j around to the whole gangji, he rode with us for the rest of the day and we kept lighting up
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MothaHucker
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I am fiendin to shmrk right about now
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NPF
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i like this
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rareison
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Wrapping Christmas presents is just too difficult when you're high.
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Fromunda_Cheese
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so just sitting here playing gta5 after a night of smoking enjoying my buzz and out of the corner of my eye I see something scurry away. I'm automatically like wtf. i look over and it's a fuckin mouse. he dips under my couch in my room. I've now lost sight of him and am stationed on top of my bed with my cat watching guard. Never been this scared help
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rareison
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Lol post secondary education
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