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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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12 years ago
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Titus69
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loshDogs at airports sniff for bombs not weed. Having a joint in your bag isn't a threat to the safety of others on a plane, having a bomb is.


Ahhh true, however I could tell the guy was sus but yeah I also couldve easily gone through TSA with piff cause they ain't gettin paid, plus if you have a backpack of clothes it really doesn't pick up anything, I had fluids and a vial of tincture in my bag recently and just carried on
6 years ago
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Not_Good
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Did the deems for the first time. Messed up the hit so no breakthrough today but it was pretty humbling. Gonna try again sometime for sure
6 years ago
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roddy116
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Holy shit look up sadboy beats on YouTube and read the comments
6 years ago
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ChadThundercock
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Fucking lit
6 years ago
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firecrotch
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BitcoinFucking lit


amen brother
6 years ago
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elcheapo
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Got in a fluke ski accident friday and broke ten ribs so im in the hospital and will be for sometime but the good news is I get oxycontin and oxycodone and iv dilaudid. Probably a little off topic but pretty happy about the RX situation.
6 years ago
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Rparr
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yeah seriously, IV dilly will do just about anyone in
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elcheapo
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Rparryeah seriously, IV dilly will do just about anyone in


Appreciate the concern but I ve been on pain management before and only take as prescribed. Iv dilaudid only while in the hospital. They taper me off it not an issue.
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Help I'm melting.
6 years ago
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GANDALF
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BlumpkinPumpkinHelp I'm melting.


hey me too right on
6 years ago
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Hangry
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I currently feel like a tangerine version of t Matrix is surrounding me. Watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. I can’t see straight. Fuck
6 years ago
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HypeBeast
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Vaped a bunch of dry herb and then decided it would be a good idea to eat it. Life is full of great decisions. Went to dinner. Had some drinks. Then the 2-3hr mark rolls around. Baked out of my mind. Then my friend goes "hey wanna hit this weed pen?" Sure! My intoxicated self says..... Lights out. I'm pretty sure my brain was doing flips in my head I was so dizzy. Very difficult to keep composed enough to function at the most basic primal level. At one point I remember the Uber driver ask if I was OK. Dude you're playing reggae and I'm trying to chill Lmao.

10/10 do not recommend.
5 years ago
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GayWolf420
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8Ball & MJG's album "Coming out Hard" fuckin slaps dudes damn dirty south 90s hip hop fucking rules
5 years ago
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Lubis13
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One time when I was high, I nearly walked into a police station to ask for a haircut.

Kinda tells me young people shouldn't be smokin' the hippie lettuce https://dr-weedy.com/why-do-teenagers-smoke-marijuana/

**This post was edited on Feb 9th 2020 at 8:20:16pm
5 years ago
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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GANDALF

Oh my god, how have I just seen this.
5 years ago
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dolanslebensraum
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Its funny how the stoned guy in the memes looks like shit but in reality hes pretty normal looking.

he just got feally stoned.


5 years ago
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Invited cute girl on date for sat night
She says yes

I am now high on life

5 years ago
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GayWolf420
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why doesnt Jay-Z have Reasonable Doubt on streaming services damn it slaps
5 years ago
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MiIfHunter
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Just smoked something proper
5 years ago
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Not_Good
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I bought a bunch of bunk weed like an idiot and I'm tired of smoking it. Drought season is a bummer
5 years ago
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Mixy
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Not_GoodI bought a bunch of bunk weed like an idiot and I'm tired of smoking it. Drought season is a bummer


Move to Maine
5 years ago
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Not_Good
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little1337Move to Maine

How has the traditional weed market there been since rec went legalized? I looked up Maine's policy. Is it weird having rec weed with no dispensaries for so long?
5 years ago
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CLQ
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weeeeeeeeeeeeed
5 years ago
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Spunion
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Not_GoodHow has the traditional weed market there been since rec went legalized? I looked up Maine's policy. Is it weird having rec weed with no dispensaries for so long?


how does this work? is everyone allowed to grow their own or what?
5 years ago
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Mixy
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zoinkedhow does this work? is everyone allowed to grow their own or what?


Yeah it’s weird, it’s legal to have recreationaly but illegal to buy from some random person. I think you have to have it gifted to you or you grow your own technically but everyone just gets it from someone with a med card or who grows. They were supposed to start opening Rec dispensaries this year but covid kind of stopped that I think
5 years ago
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Spunion
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little1337Yeah it’s weird, it’s legal to have recreationaly but illegal to buy from some random person. I think you have to have it gifted to you or you grow your own technically but everyone just gets it from someone with a med card or who grows. They were supposed to start opening Rec dispensaries this year but covid kind of stopped that I think


So once dispensaries start opening all of that is going to change with being “gifted” weed. I’m not sure but that just sounds like some fucking retarded rules
5 years ago
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GrandThings
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zoinkedSo once dispensaries start opening all of that is going to change with being “gifted” weed. I’m not sure but that just sounds like some fucking retarded rules


You've precisely hit the nail on the head. Maine voted to recreationalize a few year ago (2016) but the process has been delayed for a number of reasons...1) the vote BARELY passed (by less than 1%) so we had to deal with months of "recount" bullshit. I dont want to get too political but then once the recount was approved it still got held up by ...certain party members of the state government who were still against it. 3) a bunch of shady/intentionally delayed shit happened with the cannabis control commission and then 4) shops were finally supposed to start opening this year when covid hit.

It blows my mind that the entire country of Canada voted to legalize and shops were opening up weeks later, and in Maine, its been legit four years and still nothing....
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Rparr
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GrandThingsYou've precisely hit the nail on the head. Maine voted to recreationalize a few year ago (2016) but the process has been delayed for a number of reasons...1) the vote BARELY passed (by less than 1%) so we had to deal with months of "recount" bullshit. I dont want to get too political but then once the recount was approved it still got held up by ...certain party members of the state government who were still against it. 3) a bunch of shady/intentionally delayed shit happened with the cannabis control commission and then 4) shops were finally supposed to start opening this year when covid hit.

It blows my mind that the entire country of Canada voted to legalize and shops were opening up weeks later, and in Maine, its been legit four years and still nothing....


This is exactly why the black market still dominates in most states besides CA/WA/OR/CO. Same bs here in ohio pretty much. They finally got some stores up and running after years but the prices and quality are so out of line that almost nobody uses them here.
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TheHamburglar
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Thank fuck for rec shops in western Mass, Vermont legalized it but there's also nowhere to buy it, and the black market is totally dry up here

I made an epic birdie on a par 3 last friday. Hit a 4 iron from the furthest tees, landed it 6 feet from the hole. I was playing alone, was stoned as fuuuuck, and was literally shaking when I stepped to the putt from the nerves. I shook it off and drained that motherfucker. Stoned Golf 1, Sober Golf 0
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GrandThings
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TheHamburglarThank fuck for rec shops in western Mass, Vermont legalized it but there's also nowhere to buy it, and the black market is totally dry up here

I made an epic birdie on a par 3 last friday. Hit a 4 iron from the furthest tees, landed it 6 feet from the hole. I was playing alone, was stoned as fuuuuck, and was literally shaking when I stepped to the putt from the nerves. I shook it off and drained that motherfucker. Stoned Golf 1, Sober Golf 0


Hell yeah... first time I stopped at a Mass dispensary was in Turner Falls on the way back from Stratton this winter.

Went to "253 Farmacy" and it was some of the best I've ever had in my life.
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Spunion
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TheHamburglarThank fuck for rec shops in western Mass, Vermont legalized it but there's also nowhere to buy it, and the black market is totally dry up here

I made an epic birdie on a par 3 last friday. Hit a 4 iron from the furthest tees, landed it 6 feet from the hole. I was playing alone, was stoned as fuuuuck, and was literally shaking when I stepped to the putt from the nerves. I shook it off and drained that motherfucker. Stoned Golf 1, Sober Golf 0


Fuck yeah dude! Whenever I get stoned and try to golf I eventually gotta call it quits especially if I’ve been drinking all day. My focus goes down the drain and all I can think about is going to the shop and getting a burger.
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Spunion
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GrandThingsYou've precisely hit the nail on the head. Maine voted to recreationalize a few year ago (2016) but the process has been delayed for a number of reasons...1) the vote BARELY passed (by less than 1%) so we had to deal with months of "recount" bullshit. I dont want to get too political but then once the recount was approved it still got held up by ...certain party members of the state government who were still against it. 3) a bunch of shady/intentionally delayed shit happened with the cannabis control commission and then 4) shops were finally supposed to start opening this year when covid hit.

It blows my mind that the entire country of Canada voted to legalize and shops were opening up weeks later, and in Maine, its been legit four years and still nothing....


So has it sort of been just decriminalized for the past 4 years since there hasn’t been no progress and the building of dispensaries?

Also how have they enforced the fact that you can’t buy weed but you can be “gifted” it? It seems like that’s next to impossible to enforce or you might as well question every person that has weed in their possession because there is really no way of actually knowing who and where they got it from.
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GrandThings
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*disclaimer - this just my basic simple-man understanding of everything*

It was already decriminalized before the 2016 vote (which means its only a ticketable offense, not something you'd be prosecuted for.) Most states seem to have the ability to decriminalize within their legislature but full legalization for sale requires a public vote. (Again, not actually sure why here.) In Maine, the 2016 vote made it legal to purchase cannabis for recreational use.

Right now, we're in sort of a gray area where it's legal to buy, there's just nowhere approved to actually sell it legally. (I.e when the vote was passed, it doesn't mean your neighborhood dealer is suddenly doing a legal business.)

These things are hyper-controlled which is why states setup Cannabis Control Committees (or other groups) to oversee every aspect of the operation - from planting to use. The whole "gifting" thing is what most states do in the interim when they're waiting to setup the infrastructure for legal-recreational sale. For example in Massachusetts there was a really popular site where you'd buy "juice" from this company called HighSpeed and with your 8oz 16oz or 32oz juice purchase, you just "happened" to get a gift of weed.

Essentially, states have to setup/approve the whole infrastructure to get it running where they can control every aspect from planting to sale. Most states seem to be able to do this in 1-2 years (Mass passed their legalization bill in the same election as Maine and dispensaries opened in ~2018) it's just Maine thats dragging this whole process out.
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TheHamburglar
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GrandThingsHell yeah... first time I stopped at a Mass dispensary was in Turner Falls on the way back from Stratton this winter.

Went to "253 Farmacy" and it was some of the best I've ever had in my life.


I love 253, they did a great job with online orders and curbside pickup thru all the covid bullshit. 253 grows some fire flower and pretty exotic strains, but they sell out of the real good stuff pretty quickly, and I always wish it were cheaper
Also these guys called Heirloom Collective in MA have been growing some serious fire, and its packaged real nicely. Patriot Care in Greenfield carries HC, plus HC has their own dispensary in hadley or some shit
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TheHamburglar
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zoinkedFuck yeah dude! Whenever I get stoned and try to golf I eventually gotta call it quits especially if I’ve been drinking all day. My focus goes down the drain and all I can think about is going to the shop and getting a burger.


Thanks bro!
It def helped to be playing solo and not drinking, plus I brought plenty of snacks. I was determined to just enjoy myself and ended up playing one of my best rounds of golf ever, even though I was so baked I could barely walk straight hehe
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GayWolf420
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im back to doing college classes and stuff which is nice but taking it pretty mellow cuz of everything so its nice to have a pretty manageable workload cuz i love to study and watch lectures blazed as hell
5 years ago
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AlmostCooler
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Tweaked safeties are the sickest fucking thing ever
5 years ago
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SnowshoeThompson
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AlmostCoolerTweaked safeties are the sickest fucking thing ever

Tru

**This post was edited on Sep 3rd 2020 at 1:09:00am
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Hi everybody
5 years ago
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roddy116
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Ha suh dude
BigPurpleSkiSuitHi everybody
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270on420out
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I quit taking dabs and went back to regular weed and i feel way better
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ReturnToMonkey
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Put a little dollop of wax in my 4:20 snap 🥴
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Mixy
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270on420outI quit taking dabs and went back to regular weed and i feel way better

I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while, what do you feel different? I feel my biggest problem is spacing out too much. I actually feel like I save money on wax because I would go through regular weed so much faster so I’m still up in the air about it all
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Rparr
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little1337I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while, what do you feel different? I feel my biggest problem is spacing out too much. I actually feel like I save money on wax because I would go through regular weed so much faster so I’m still up in the air about it all


For me the mental fog is way heavier when I am dabbing daily vs just smoking flower daily. At my worst I used to dab a gram a day, I felt insane

Wax seems appealing because it is indeed cheaper, but if you lack self control it can quickly bite you in the ass with tolerance
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Mixy
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RparrFor me the mental fog is way heavier when I am dabbing daily vs just smoking flower daily. At my worst I used to dab a gram a day, I felt insane

Wax seems appealing because it is indeed cheaper, but if you lack self control it can quickly bite you in the ass with tolerance

Yup that’s where I’m at, my tolerance is through the roof so it doesn’t seem worth it to go back to flower rn, maybe I’ll take a break then go back to it who knows
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SnowshoeThompson
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/971645/W--Glenn-Davis-Interview--11-19-1990
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_Garagely_
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Made a trip to hit up a dispensary and got some Inzane in the Membrane, Kandy Kush, and Supermax OG. I haven't smoked in five months and have basically no tolerance. Really looking forward to doing some hikes while getting stoned as heck.
5 years ago
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Bushdid9_11
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tf when the government of british fucking columbia cannot stock decent weed.
support local pot farmers
5 years ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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I was off about 7mg of edibles last night and these ones were hitting a little harder than usual and I kind of started to feel myself freaking out, I could feel where the panicked feeling was coming from and then I started breathing into that area and I could feel myself calming down, then my GF's dog seemed to know what was going on and got real close to me and let me pet her, its crazy how good of an anxiety tool that weed is, it helps you realize that feelings and anxieties come in waves and nothing is ever very permanent
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