max_tafferAha I gave my sister some brownies late one night. The next morning she had to skip a meeting and class because she was still to baked... Probably because she doesn't 420 blaze that often but still right funny.
Brownies always make for good stories.
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My friend and I have been avid THC consumers for a while now, and his sister knows that, so when it came time to find something new and interesting for her and her friends' grad party they hit us right up asking for brownies. ONLY ONE of the 8 or so people partaking had ever tried pot, which is where the first wrong move lies. We told them EXPLICITLY that the brownies we were getting them would fuck them up if they weren't careful, we said eat half and wait an hour or two before you go for the other half, if at all.
My friend gets a call later that night from his sister and we both look at each other like this is either really good, or really bad. She's FRANTIC on the phone, "THREE PEOPLE ARE IN THE HOSPITAL ... WHAT DID YOU GIVE US ... I FEEL SO CRAZY RIGHT NOW."
THREE PEOPLE in the hospital LOL. Turns out they didn't adhere to the "wait an hour or two" policy, waited like 30 minutes then woofed the rest. I can't even imagine how baked those kids must've been cause those were some dank ass brownies and they're like 24-25 years old without a trace of THC their entire lives. They were fine the next day but now they look at us like we're maniacs, like we get THAT high every time we smoke.
Shit I'm baked that was a bit long winded. Boutta put the tldr warning above it.
Long story short don't give weed brownies to anyone that's graduating from a goody goody college with an integrated bible curriculum.
