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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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12 years ago
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No.Quarter
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I woke up at 9 yesterday and started smoking with my friend at 10 and marathon-ed until 8:30 when she passed out. On my way home I stopped at the duck pond and passed out for half an hour, made it back to my friends room, fell asleep sitting up in a lawn chair for an hour, passed out in my room finally, and when I woke up for my ski alarm, I found out that my ride to get to Bridger for opening day fell through. I think I'm gonna go back to sleep now.
9 years ago
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Chubz.
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I am very high
9 years ago
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no_steeze
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Chubz.I am very high


I am also very high
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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JakeSmithI woke up at 9 yesterday and started smoking with my friend at 10 and marathon-ed until 8:30 when she passed out. On my way home I stopped at the duck pond and passed out for half an hour, made it back to my friends room, fell asleep sitting up in a lawn chair for an hour, passed out in my room finally, and when I woke up for my ski alarm, I found out that my ride to get to Bridger for opening day fell through. I think I'm gonna go back to sleep now.


U in Bozeman now? Tite
9 years ago
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ImNotARacist
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JakeSmithI woke up at 9 yesterday and started smoking with my friend at 10 and marathon-ed until 8:30


9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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Thizzle.U in Bozeman now? Tite


Nope, I just got back home to Denver yesterday and I already miss Bozeman. At least I'll be smoking really good bud for the next month
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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JakeSmithNope, I just got back home to Denver yesterday and I already miss Bozeman. At least I'll be smoking really good bud for the next month

If you're ever back here and u miss that Denver quality hmu :)
9 years ago
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last_tango
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Lavender is now my daily driver. First time ever yesterday that I had visual impairment on weed ever. It took three bowls of 23% lavender, two bowls of 32% Dutch treat and two dabs of 89% afgoo. Just had the wave affect inward and outward.
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No.Quarter
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Being completely dankrupt and cleaning our your grinder just to vape a little bit of bud-dust and actually getting high is the most satisfying thing ever.


http://i.imgur.com/NQA8jCT.webm
9 years ago
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GayWolf420
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man seeing as some of the resorts got 4-5ft, I wonder how many individual snow flakes that makes up? like my fuckin brain just melts thinking about that shit.
9 years ago
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foolmetwice
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In Tahoe for break, picked up a quad of girl scout cookies with my cousin when I was in san fran with eazeup (Uber for weed, crazy to a Minnesota boi). Hid tha loud in an antique pair of ice skates that I found hanging on tha wall in our rental cabin. Woke up today 3 days into the trip and its gone); which means rents woke up to look for it in the middle of the night. Takin it to a new lvl of oc parenting. I thot when I turned 18 this shit would stop. Fuk.
9 years ago
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killabees
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been smoking half g of the clear a day. whoops
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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killabeesbeen smoking half g of the clear a day. whoops


Better be raw. Fuck those food grade added terps, make my throat feel funny.
9 years ago
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killabees
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Thizzle.Better be raw. Fuck those food grade added terps, make my throat feel funny.


tbh terpines are a waste of space.
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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killabeestbh terpines are a waste of space.


I love some good terpy sugar wax, and I ABSOLUTELY love pinene. Some good piney indica is my shit. In WA a lot of the reefer has gotten so good that you can get a solid 20%THC strain with high terpene % as well. I defintely understand where you are coming though with really high percentage extracts where they are approaching 100% THC.
9 years ago
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missidax
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For Christmas presents to my friends, I made chocolate truffles out of hard-as-hell burnt weed brownies. Blended them up into crunchy little rocks, mixed them with cookies and condensed milk. Coated them in chocolate and decorated them so legit. Most elaborate weed food I've ever eaten but soooo good; crunchy, chewy, sticky all at once, and pretty fucking potent. I call them Bingo Bronsons.
Was eating them while skiing on Christmas day; pretty sweet.
9 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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missidaxFor Christmas presents to my friends, I made chocolate truffles out of hard-as-hell burnt weed brownies. Blended them up into crunchy little rocks, mixed them with cookies and condensed milk. Coated them in chocolate and decorated them so legit. Most elaborate weed food I've ever eaten but soooo good; crunchy, chewy, sticky all at once, and pretty fucking potent. I call them Bingo Bronsons.
Was eating them while skiing on Christmas day; pretty sweet.


dood thats fuckin sick
9 years ago
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missidax
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Byron_tha_gr8dood thats fuckin sick


Almost regret giving half of them away now haha
9 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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missidaxAlmost regret giving half of them away now haha


9 years ago
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Bamjam
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One of my favorite comedians Bill Burr has a netflix original show called "F is For Family" that just came out. Watching as fuck, if anyone doesn't know Bill Burr check that dude out.
9 years ago
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Byron_tha_gr8
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BamjamOne of my favorite comedians Bill Burr has a netflix original show called "F is For Family" that just came out. Watching as fuck, if anyone doesn't know Bill Burr check that dude out.


ayyyy billy b is the man!

glad he finally has his own show.
9 years ago
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ljackstar
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Finally decided to buy my own instead of bummin off friends all day long.

Turns out rolling a J is fucking difficult. Got so frustrated I went out and bought a RAW roller, which was still frustrating to use. Finally got it to work and made my roll, didn't find out that the filter was in sideways until I was half way up the Paradise lift at Marmot.

So now I'm sober...
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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ljackstarFinally decided to buy my own instead of bummin off friends all day long.

Turns out rolling a J is fucking difficult. Got so frustrated I went out and bought a RAW roller, which was still frustrating to use. Finally got it to work and made my roll, didn't find out that the filter was in sideways until I was half way up the Paradise lift at Marmot.

So now I'm sober...


Just buy a pack of Raw's and roll the whole pack. Roll a j, dump the weed out, roll another one, until you get it. It's worth it, trust me. If you wanna really learn. my friends grandma (OG stoner grows hella pot) sat him down with a pack of papers and some coffee grounds and said if you learn to roll coffee grounds you can roll anything.


Or just buy a lil $10 bowl thats what I did thru high school.
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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I just found a tiny little quarter sized two piece grinder that fits perfectly into the trench of my MFLB had to get it.

Also I got a cheap aluminum three chamber no name grinder a while back and I'm always finding little flecks of the blue anodization in my bud. I'm thinking I might invest in a nicer one so does anyone have any suggestions? my friend has a one inch three chamber titanium no name one that I really like.
9 years ago
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icculus.
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ljackstarFinally decided to buy my own instead of bummin off friends all day long.

Turns out rolling a J is fucking difficult. Got so frustrated I went out and bought a RAW roller, which was still frustrating to use. Finally got it to work and made my roll, didn't find out that the filter was in sideways until I was half way up the Paradise lift at Marmot.

So now I'm sober...


practice makes perfect. start from one end real tight and make your way down
9 years ago
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Chubz.
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Holy moses im high as a bastard
9 years ago
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I miss weed so much
9 years ago
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No.Quarter
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Hoooooolllllllllyyyyyyyy fuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk
9 years ago
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Mastapizza
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Came home from a week of skiing only to find out my sister found and used a majority of my stash :/
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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JakeSmithI just found a tiny little quarter sized two piece grinder that fits perfectly into the trench of my MFLB had to get it.

Also I got a cheap aluminum three chamber no name grinder a while back and I'm always finding little flecks of the blue anodization in my bud. I'm thinking I might invest in a nicer one so does anyone have any suggestions? my friend has a one inch three chamber titanium no name one that I really like.

If you don't lose shit often get a Sharpstone. Probably will be double the price of the no name one but so worth it. I have one that I have had for over 5 years, just soak it in iso once a month and it will last forever. No broken teeth, still grinds smooth.

Also American Grinder Co and Cosmic are solid, and the AGC's are a little cheaper.
9 years ago
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Bamjam
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Had a "don't tell your mom" moment with my uncle and older cousin while skiing the other day. Didn't even know my cousin smoked (he's like 38 with a family) and he broke out the piece on the chairlift and passed it to my uncle. I'm thinkin "LAWL NO WAY they smokin weeed" then my uncle passes it to my 19 year old ass. First time I've ever smoked and skied somehow, and with the most unlikely people. Had quite a few beers in the lot as well before we departed. Makin me feel all grown up nd shit.
9 years ago
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250r
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been dabbin all night off my aging hive ceramic. just dropped $700cad on a diy d-nail with a silicon carbide nail, and matching carb cap. impulse buy? ill see what i think in the morning...
9 years ago
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broto
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250rbeen dabbin all night off my aging hive ceramic. just dropped $700cad on a diy d-nail with a silicon carbide nail, and matching carb cap. impulse buy? ill see what i think in the morning...


how u feelin now? that sounds like an impluse buy if i ever heard one. maybe you can swing it, but i could never justify a $700 piece
9 years ago
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250r
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brotohow u feelin now? that sounds like an impluse buy if i ever heard one. maybe you can swing it, but i could never justify a $700 piece


haha well still a bit unsure, but i did just sell a car for 10k. at the very least it will be a bit more efficient, and i wont have to buy butane. either way im stoked, the flavour on that thing is gunna be unreal.
9 years ago
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250r
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brotohow u feelin now? that sounds like an impluse buy if i ever heard one. maybe you can swing it, but i could never justify a $700 piece


haha well still a bit unsure, but i did just sell a car for 10k. at the very least it will be a bit more efficient, and i wont have to buy butane. either way im stoked, the flavour on that thing is gunna be unreal.
9 years ago
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dropinoutofschol
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This on repeat as I make myself dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbGGLjtSpDQ[URL]
9 years ago
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edai
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Just got home from skiing, invited my friend over, and I am high
9 years ago
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Mastapizza
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Fuckkk how's everyone doing
9 years ago
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Mingg
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Playing Mario kart with your homies while baked is a GREAT decision. Except the sound effects sound like children being molested.
9 years ago
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riswine
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I search barred and couldn't find anything

I dont know if you guys have considered this but skiing is taking a turn for the worst

I can't believe LSM didn't make it to the olympics, I mean that guy just oozes style...

LSM

He is so creative and would have teared that course up

Skiing should be a democracy, and we should have the right to choose who represents our cuntries

I was at breckenridge today and saw delorme to this sweet butter 3 and I was like damn!!!

Delorme

henrik sent that nose butter trip but no!!!!.... Guss Henshaw had to take the win once again

I don't want to have to do triples to be cool, i want to be able to do sweet as nose butter threes like delorme and lsm...

LSM

The bunch just the sickest ive ever seen. i forgot what its called but its sick. LSM is in that too and he slays. He does this mad straight air, and that i think is super progressive.

We should have a style based comp, where we have bowls and spine trannys, I was thinking Les Arcs? I would invite candide, of course LSM and adam delorme, and john brogan and abm and a couple more steeze. Not torin cause he's lame as am i right?

I was on the chair with bobby brown and he said comp skiing is shit now, like so shit. he hates it. But i think its mainly because he sucks compared to abm who did the nose butter triple

i hate comp skiing, it is pushing the sport badly. If we had more style, we wouldnt have to take so much risk for such little reward

I am 13 and I can already nose bud three but also can see the sport changing and moving to dark dark places

i ski breck all the time and i can vouch for most of the skiers based out in colorado.

any dudes from colorado i have spoken back a brother up

peace and steeze
9 years ago
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-MK-
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riswineI search barred and couldn't find anything

I dont know if you guys have considered this but skiing is taking a turn for the worst

I can't believe LSM didn't make it to the olympics, I mean that guy just oozes style...

LSM

He is so creative and would have teared that course up

Skiing should be a democracy, and we should have the right to choose who represents our cuntries

I was at breckenridge today and saw delorme to this sweet butter 3 and I was like damn!!!

Delorme

henrik sent that nose butter trip but no!!!!.... Guss Henshaw had to take the win once again

I don't want to have to do triples to be cool, i want to be able to do sweet as nose butter threes like delorme and lsm...

LSM

The bunch just the sickest ive ever seen. i forgot what its called but its sick. LSM is in that too and he slays. He does this mad straight air, and that i think is super progressive.

We should have a style based comp, where we have bowls and spine trannys, I was thinking Les Arcs? I would invite candide, of course LSM and adam delorme, and john brogan and abm and a couple more steeze. Not torin cause he's lame as am i right?

I was on the chair with bobby brown and he said comp skiing is shit now, like so shit. he hates it. But i think its mainly because he sucks compared to abm who did the nose butter triple

i hate comp skiing, it is pushing the sport badly. If we had more style, we wouldnt have to take so much risk for such little reward

I am 13 and I can already nose bud three but also can see the sport changing and moving to dark dark places

i ski breck all the time and i can vouch for most of the skiers based out in colorado.

any dudes from colorado i have spoken back a brother up

peace and steeze


Lol this was actually an attempt at a ski gabbed post, but ended up in the I'm high thread?
9 years ago
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JahLiam
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skiing is alot easier when you don't think of it as a big deal. Anyone else?
9 years ago
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Bodhisattva_
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JahLiamskiing is alot easier when you don't think of it as a big deal. Anyone else?


Depends how comfortable you are IMO. I snowboarded less well when I first started smoking and riding, because i needed to think about what i was doing. but now that my riding is like muscle memory I feel that I ride worse sober because I am tense and over thinking my tricks so getting stoned out of my gourd is when I shred best.
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Mingg
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JahLiamskiing is alot easier when you don't think of it as a big deal. Anyone else?


Skiing is a hell of a lot easier when you don't have outside pressure. When you think of it as just skiing, disregarding any sport/athletic/competition/progression part of it, it's so much better. It's hard to explain but when you truly do it for yourself and for the sake of skiing it becomes easier and more enjoyable in my opinion.
9 years ago
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_Ryan_
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MinggSkiing is a hell of a lot easier when you don't have outside pressure. When you think of it as just skiing, disregarding any sport/athletic/competition/progression part of it, it's so much better. It's hard to explain but when you truly do it for yourself and for the sake of skiing it becomes easier and more enjoyable in my opinion.


lowkey jab at the mingg callout thread
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Mingg
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_Ryan_lowkey jab at the mingg callout thread


Nah not really. I mean I guess you could look at it like that but that's just how I've always been.
9 years ago
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Mingg
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But have you ever been THIS high?
9 years ago
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Morriski_
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My beavis and butthead icon literally rocks out to any song
9 years ago
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Mingg
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Morriski_My beavis and butthead icon literally rocks out to any song


Can confirm. It is even on beat with the fading lights.
9 years ago
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Bamjam
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Morriski_My beavis and butthead icon literally rocks out to any song


It worked with the Intronaut song I was listening to. That's the ultimate test shit's certified.
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