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The Official "I'm High" Thread

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Mama.
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Same deal as the I'm drunk thread, but better or something.

Here's some guidelines, because this thread will be better if you follow them some of the time...

-Please don't post things like 'heeheehawhaw dude I'm so high like bro whoa'. We know you're high, and if you aren't, you should post stuff that's a good contribution to those who are!

-And if you're under the age of 18 and you think you're super cool cause you started smoking herb and wanna talk about how cool you are... just... dont.

-Lolzor stories, weird mind trips, funny pictures/videos that are funnier because you're blazed... YES PLEASE!



And now, because why not...
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12 years ago
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-MK-
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APSheWantsTheDWas my weed laced? last night I smoked for the first time in two weeks. I was feelin pretty good after smokin a couple bowls and then shit got weird. It was national weather awareness day or some shitt so they were testing out the tornado sirens. When the sirens started they sounded like normal tornado sirens but after a couple minutes they got way louder and wherever I went they didn't get any quieter. In my head I started to imagine that they were nuclear bomb sirens lol. I was starting to freak out and then all of a sudden shitloads of bugs started crashing into the windows of my house, like they were trying to get in. When that stopped I went outside and it was obvious that the tornado sirens had stopped for everyone else but I was still hearing the nuke sirens just as loud as before, and wherever I went they wouldn't stop. When they finally stopped I suddenly started seeing and hearing tons of airplanes flying over my house, like one right after another, as if every single airplane was taking off from the airport trying to get as many people out as possible before we were nuked. After about 20 minutes this stopped and I didn't get any other hallucinations. At this point I was shaking and sweating and it was getting very hard to breathe. Basically I was breathing really hard but it felt like I wasn't getting any air. I laid down on the floor of the bathroom and after about 20 min of this I felt well enough to get up and I drank a ton of water and got some food in my stomach. About 10 min after eating I felt perfectly fine just a little shaky. Now the day after it feels like the whole thing was a dream. What do you guys think? Was my weed laced? I''ve greened out once but I didn't hallucinate at all. It's also important to know that this was my first time picking up from a new guy


Sounds like you smoked spice or something, and it didn't go good.
10 years ago
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foolmetwice
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-MK-Sounds like you smoked spice or something, and it didn't go good.

I'm very sure it wasn't spice. Spice looks way different than weed.
10 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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-MK-Sounds like you smoked spice or something, and it didn't go good.


Spice is absolutely miserable. I've dabbled two or three times and hated myself immediately after smoking it.
10 years ago
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WhatTheHuck
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Listening to Zealtons of Stockholm by gambino and it's giving me all kinds of emotions. Scared, sad, excited
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madvillain
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WhatTheHuckListening to Zealtons of Stockholm by gambino and it's giving me all kinds of emotions. Scared, sad, excited


This. I love it when a random song you always skip becomes something of unimaginable beauty. Could just be the weed though...
10 years ago
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selfiejesus
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i just saw the movie 50 first dates and like... if someone with short term memory loss doesn't go to sleep do their memories still get wiped? also, what if they take a midday nap
10 years ago
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d00d
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selfiejesusi just saw the movie 50 first dates and like... if someone with short term memory loss doesn't go to sleep do their memories still get wiped? also, what if they take a midday nap


The internet explodes
10 years ago
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broto
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Whenever I get high really high and watch ski edits, the whole concept of an edit seems absolutely absurd. Like a music video where people are just doing random stunts with huge wooden feet things on a bunch of rails and ramps and shit. There's no real purpose to them lol. I wonder what someone from hundreds of years ago would think of them.
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Japaneezy
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Watching High Maintenance really baked is the greatest thing ma bois. Check it out on vimeo
10 years ago
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wizard_of_aahhhs
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I was supposed to study for finals, but then I got high. Then I went to the library to study and watched cat videos for an hour. Playing full volume out loud. Cat videos are dope.
10 years ago
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coldcuts69
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What if human existence is like the telephone game and a majority of what we know as history is just all fucked up and incorrect?
10 years ago
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NPF
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JapaneezyWatching High Maintenance really baked is the greatest thing ma bois. Check it out on vimeo


its 3:30am and i have no plans of stopping. this show rules hahaha
10 years ago
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no_steeze
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caseytaylorWhat if human existence is like the telephone game and a majority of what we know as history is just all fucked up and incorrect?


I mean it is to a certain extent since every piece of history was recorded by somebody else, often times multiple people, but there is a lot of primary source material that comes from immediately after an event and can be compared with other sources from the time to paint an accurate portrayal. LIke Alaric's sack of Rome for example. You have tons of primary sources that all say slightly different things, but if you put them together in context of who was writing them you can get a pretty clear understanding of what actually happened. That's basically what the study of history is -- maximizing credibility of sources by using other sources to corroborate specific information and themes
10 years ago
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last_tango
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High in a Colorado state park next to a lake. Murican freedom feels good man. Got a 100mg chocolate bar that I'm gonna eat right before Kansas to pass time. Also still got a joint for the morning and going to Dinkins as well.
10 years ago
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jd_1260
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Bong rips after work makes everything all good again. Who else just keeps stoned until next ski season?
10 years ago
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coldcuts69
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mila kunis is strangely super hot and she makes my weiner feel weird.

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its mystical really...
10 years ago
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NPF
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^i got it


and yes she is something else.
10 years ago
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Bamjam
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Anyone else ever try to quit smoking weed for good? I'm kinda trying but I don't have any good reasons to so I still end up smoking once every few weeks cause I get high as shitties off of one hit and it's awesome. Can't tell if I'm irresponsible for not being able to really quit, or if I'm responsible for just enjoying it every once and a while.
10 years ago
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987321654hgfd
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BamjamAnyone else ever try to quit smoking weed for good? I'm kinda trying but I don't have any good reasons to so I still end up smoking once every few weeks cause I get high as shitties off of one hit and it's awesome. Can't tell if I'm irresponsible for not being able to really quit, or if I'm responsible for just enjoying it every once and a while.


If you really don't need to stop and it's not having an impact on your life, smoking every few weeks isn't bad at all.
10 years ago
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theabortionator
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First time in 5 years
10 years ago
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daannnnieel
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theabortionatorFirst time in 5 years


jesus
10 years ago
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coldcuts69
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Action Bronson needs to work with Gramatik.
10 years ago
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NPF
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caseytaylorAction Bronson needs to work with Gramatik.


DOOM, Ghostface and Bronson with RZA production would be unstoppable.
10 years ago
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Sky.
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APSheWantsTheDWas my weed laced? last night I smoked for the first time in two weeks. I was feelin pretty good after smokin a couple bowls and then shit got weird. It was national weather awareness day or some shitt so they were testing out the tornado sirens. When the sirens started they sounded like normal tornado sirens but after a couple minutes they got way louder and wherever I went they didn't get any quieter. In my head I started to imagine that they were nuclear bomb sirens lol. I was starting to freak out and then all of a sudden shitloads of bugs started crashing into the windows of my house, like they were trying to get in. When that stopped I went outside and it was obvious that the tornado sirens had stopped for everyone else but I was still hearing the nuke sirens just as loud as before, and wherever I went they wouldn't stop. When they finally stopped I suddenly started seeing and hearing tons of airplanes flying over my house, like one right after another, as if every single airplane was taking off from the airport trying to get as many people out as possible before we were nuked. After about 20 minutes this stopped and I didn't get any other hallucinations. At this point I was shaking and sweating and it was getting very hard to breathe. Basically I was breathing really hard but it felt like I wasn't getting any air. I laid down on the floor of the bathroom and after about 20 min of this I felt well enough to get up and I drank a ton of water and got some food in my stomach. About 10 min after eating I felt perfectly fine just a little shaky. Now the day after it feels like the whole thing was a dream. What do you guys think? Was my weed laced? I''ve greened out once but I didn't hallucinate at all. It's also important to know that this was my first time picking up from a new guy


You got super high and had a really bad panic attack classic symptoms...
10 years ago
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-MK-
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I really need to quit the chops. I made it like 15 days or some shit but I'm back on the moles
10 years ago
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GayWolf420
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-MK-I really need to quit the chops. I made it like 15 days or some shit but I'm back on the moles


with you on this, i smoke lots of moles but have really been enjoying just getting super baked on greens. especially when you just picked up a bunch of great weed from CO, don't want to waste it by adding t-co.

spliffs are mighty delicious though.
10 years ago
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-MK-
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DeebieSkeebieswith you on this, i smoke lots of moles but have really been enjoying just getting super baked on greens. especially when you just picked up a bunch of great weed from CO, don't want to waste it by adding t-co.

spliffs are mighty delicious though.


Never dug spliffs too much, but Ive been smoking like give or take 4 cigs a day worth of chop, but taking in such a large amount at one time over and over is what really fucks you
10 years ago
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-MK-
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-MK-Never dug spliffs too much, but Ive been smoking like give or take 4 cigs a day worth of chop, but taking in such a large amount at one time over and over is what really fucks you


I should just brake my bong and buy a bubbler or something
10 years ago
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robbinJAHood
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my friend got so high last weekend that she got lost driving and went to some lady's house crying and the lady drove her to where she needed to be and gave her $5 lol
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daannnnieel
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savvy_skimy friend got so high last weekend that she got lost driving and went to some lady's house crying and the lady drove her to where she needed to be and gave her $5 lol


my friend and I get high enough to get lost? Yeah we have to fucking walk four hours out of the forest in october, in the rain, with two dead phones, in tshirts. Go us.
10 years ago
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purplepants420
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what if when u lincoln, your just still and the whole world spins around you
10 years ago
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akt416
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i just ate 7 junior chickens and wow it was great
10 years ago
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GayWolf420
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onion rangs and a bacon,ham, and swiss burger yessssssssssssss
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robbinJAHood
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DeebieSkeebiesonion rangs and a bacon,ham, and swiss burger yessssssssssssss


I just ate one of the juiciest burgers of my life and I felt like the hot girl from the Arby's commercials it was awesome
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GayWolf420
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savvy_skiI just ate one of the juiciest burgers of my life and I felt like the hot girl from the Arby's commercials it was awesome


Had the giggles real hard, colorado has some of the best weed on planet earth.
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-MK-
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DeebieSkeebiesHad the giggles real hard, colorado has some of the best weed on planet earth.


If you know where to go it does have the best buds on earth, and without a doubt probably the best oil on the planet. All these crazy new methods and shit coming out with oil up to like 92%
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JibbaTheHutt
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a couple nights back me and a few buddys discovered the magic that is refrigerated fruit while high, for anybody who hasnt tried it, do. One of them got "the fruit sweats" which was so damn hilarious at the time...
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GayWolf420
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-MK-If you know where to go it does have the best buds on earth, and without a doubt probably the best oil on the planet. All these crazy new methods and shit coming out with oil up to like 92%


Tried my gpen out last night with some crumble i got in CO over memorial day. Without any doubt the best high i have ever had.
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last_tango
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Ex called to have someone to talk to. Picked up phone and had a joint on me walking through the woods and said "Hi! Gimmie a minute I'm gonna have to light this keef joint". Only way I can talk to her without me flipping out is when I'm baked. She doesn't know that.
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Crispy.
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After smoking on and off, mostly on, for the past year and a half I think I'm going to give it up. I'm in high school and have got in trouble with my parents for smoking like three times. Has been a while since I've gotten in trouble or anything, so this decision is completely on my own. Weed is an awesome tool for self reflection and finding more out about yourself, but for me it's starting to get in the way of some things.

When I used to smoke, I'd sleep like a baby. Now, I when I smoke, 90% of the time I sleep super shitty and regret it the next day. Plus it adds a whole bunch of anxiety considering the parents aren't down with it. It will kind of stink to quit because all my friends partake which usually leads to some fun nights. I don't regret smoking at all because I feel like I have become a lot more open minded and have realized what in life is true and what is fake. Maybe I'll come back to it in college.
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GayWolf420
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Crispy.After smoking on and off, mostly on, for the past year and a half I think I'm going to give it up. I'm in high school and have got in trouble with my parents for smoking like three times. Has been a while since I've gotten in trouble or anything, so this decision is completely on my own. Weed is an awesome tool for self reflection and finding more out about yourself, but for me it's starting to get in the way of some things.

When I used to smoke, I'd sleep like a baby. Now, I when I smoke, 90% of the time I sleep super shitty and regret it the next day. Plus it adds a whole bunch of anxiety considering the parents aren't down with it. It will kind of stink to quit because all my friends partake which usually leads to some fun nights. I don't regret smoking at all because I feel like I have become a lot more open minded and have realized what in life is true and what is fake. Maybe I'll come back to it in college.


Edibles make sleep so much better, but yeah its definitely not for everyone




Love my new gpen, getting stupidly high after work every night is great.
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Crispy.
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DeebieSkeebiesEdibles make sleep so much better, but yeah its definitely not for everyone


Yeah it was for me for a long while, maybe I'll come back to it when I'm an adult.
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Crispy.
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Crispy.Yeah it was for me for a long while, maybe I'll come back to it when I'm an adult.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBy-ULq_PWM
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Crispy.
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Crispy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBy-ULq_PWM


Fuck I don't even know how to embed anymore.
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GayWolf420
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Crispy.Yeah it was for me for a long while, maybe I'll come back to it when I'm an adult.


on the other side of the coin, yeah it kinda sucks not being able to smoke, but once you are somewhat independent enough to do so, you'll get higher than sweet fuck without the constant fear of having to go home afterwards, walk through that front door and have parents all up on your dick because you came home a few minutes late or something dumb.
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Crispy.
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DeebieSkeebieson the other side of the coin, yeah it kinda sucks not being able to smoke, but once you are somewhat independent enough to do so, you'll get higher than sweet fuck without the constant fear of having to go home afterwards, walk through that front door and have parents all up on your dick because you came home a few minutes late or something dumb.


truuuuuu
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robbinJAHood
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Crispy.truuuuuu


or if you have cool parents like mine, you smoke with them lol
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