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Most Badass Thing your pet has ever caught

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Fun_dip
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My cat caught her second squirrel today. She caught it and decided to let her younger sister play with it. Younger sister sucks at hunting and let it go.
First squirrel she killed herself and left on the back porch for us as an offering.
She's killed lots of birds, lizards, rats. Yes, I made this thread so I could brag about my pet.. jk

I know you guys must have some badass pets.
May 8 2012 12:33AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
My old dog would bring back rabbits in her mouth completely unharmed
May 8 2012 12:34AM
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Rafiki
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osama
May 8 2012 12:41AM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
my pup has caught about 200-300 dirty socks, and gotten about 3 of them caught inside her
May 8 2012 12:41AM
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mmallender.
Posts: 5805 - Karma: 936
my cat caught a bat mid flight and brought it into the house at 4am.. scared the shit out of me
May 8 2012 12:49AM
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sugar~glider
Posts: 142 - Karma: 13
my dog used to get sticks caught in his hair
May 8 2012 12:51AM
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cow.
Posts: 416 - Karma: 200
my pet rat will go after spiders and stuff.

i think it's pretty cool...
May 8 2012 12:52AM
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jorb.co
Posts: 2581 - Karma: 468
every time we have pancakes he always steals some and hides them
May 8 2012 1:13AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
My fatass cat will eat anything off the floor, an I mean anything. Oh and my othe kitteh did like a backflip/sideflip/rodeo/cork/idk what the fuck it was
May 8 2012 1:16AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
my old cat caught a hummingbird once. it was really impressive considering how fast they move.
May 8 2012 1:17AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
I watched my cat sneak up and pounce on a blue heron while he as still really small. The heron freaked out and managed to shake him off but my cat was a bad ass. He also caught a grouse and left it on the porch for us. R.I.P. Socks
May 8 2012 1:17AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
My cat was able to catch a hummingbird once, poor little bird. I looked after it until we put it down in a humane way. It's wing was broken and couldn't fly anymore :( beautiful bird
May 8 2012 1:17AM
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ElMexicano
Posts: 639 - Karma: 400
pussy
May 8 2012 1:22AM
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
My cat killed a wild rabbit once. now he mostly gets spiders, and mice.
May 8 2012 1:26AM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
My cat eats birds alive, as many do. It's savage,
May 8 2012 1:26AM
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sugar~glider
Posts: 142 - Karma: 13
"humane way" = have a buddy throw it off your roof and you try and hit it with a bb gun?
May 8 2012 1:28AM
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RalphLauren.
Posts: 710 - Karma: 106
my old cat used to fight raccoons in our neighborhood, until it got eaten by a coyote. badass way to go
May 8 2012 1:29AM
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Dr.Gnar
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Aw my family used to have a cat named Socks, awesome cat ultra playful and snuggly, we declawed it to protect some new leather couches. Neighbors' dog got it and roughed it up. Vet stitched him up n everything, we brought him for 3 days until internal fluid built up so much that he had to return to the vet be put down :'( damnit I may just cry...
May 8 2012 1:33AM
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Spaceberg
Posts: 394 - Karma: 12
My dogs just a lazy hoe but now that i think about it she's had some pretty impressive catches.
Jumped up and caught a seagull mid flight on the beach once
Caught a baby crow or two
Caught a baby raccoon alive the other day
Also got a big weird ass rodent once that left her a fancy scar on the nose
May 8 2012 2:51AM
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Chasing-Storms
Posts: 390 - Karma: 174
Snake
May 8 2012 3:03AM
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Toby.Dickson
Posts: 317 - Karma: 679
Lizard, rabbit, mouse, ferret
May 8 2012 3:14AM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
This is actually pretty damn cool, I like the unharmed part
May 8 2012 3:17AM
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Benseleit
Posts: 357 - Karma: 159
my dog caught a toe-biter, those big ass biting water beetles. it was an impressive battle
May 8 2012 3:30AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Seriously she'd just bring us rabbits. They'd be fine. Scared as hell though. They wouldn't move for a second or two once we put them on the ground but then they took off
May 8 2012 3:44AM
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theabortionator
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Found the head of a squirrel on the porch outside the back door. Some blood

Then found the body o the stairs.

May 8 2012 3:51AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff. I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
May 8 2012 6:27AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff. I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
May 8 2012 6:28AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff. I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
May 8 2012 6:28AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff. I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
May 8 2012 6:31AM
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HolySchimmel
Posts: 1601 - Karma: 1,297
My caT brought me a rabbit once, dunno what happend to the rest of it though. Also a lot of mice (dead and alive), birds and a lot of other small stuff. I am still trying to figure out how she was able to get the rabbit to our door, since it was kinda big and heavy ;)
May 8 2012 6:43AM
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meur
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my dog used to catch flies out of the air
May 8 2012 6:50AM
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HolySchimmel
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Lol at my ipad fucking up the post Oo sorry for that...
May 8 2012 7:19AM
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MintMasterSwish
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My dog caught a fly....
May 8 2012 7:23AM
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.Tom
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My cat would bring in mouses and one time a snake! shit was gnarly.
May 8 2012 7:26AM
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e_strapp
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To all the cat lovers.. http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php sorry for no clicky I'm on mobile
May 8 2012 7:26AM
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812
Posts: 477 - Karma: 19
my dog always tried to catch bird but failed. then one day she actually got on and was o shit what do i do now.
May 8 2012 7:37AM
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feihlination
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double posting is now aerials
May 8 2012 7:39AM
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.Hugo.
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My dog has chewed off a rabbits head then brought back the body. Then later that day I found him licking the baby rabbits almost like he was taking care of them after killing their mother. For some reson he loves eating bees, wasps and hornets. He's also caught pheasants, grouse, snakes and even a turtle that he brought back alive. I just hope he doesn't think he can bring back any of the copious amounts of snapping turtles around us now.
May 8 2012 7:57AM
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Anathema
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my dog ate 3 baby rabbits one summer. like straight up ate them.
May 8 2012 8:02AM
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Steeze_Minister
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My dog used to attack groups of turkeys behind my house all the time and regularly caught flying bumblebees out of the air and ate them, also he caught a snake once.
My younger dog has no stealth so he rarely catches anything.
May 8 2012 8:08AM
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roddy116
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my cat caught a fucking raven one time.
May 8 2012 8:12AM
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timmi
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My dog killed my neighbours dog. Busted through a screen door and murdered it. No repercussions though because the dog was on our property.
May 8 2012 8:18AM
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TijmenDal
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Awesome.
May 8 2012 8:28AM
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Ski_the_east01
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my cat came back after hunting and was cut to shit bleeding everywhere...a few days/week or so later it came back with a HUGE fucking owl in its mouth

Ive never seen an owl in the wild before but I was surprised at how big it was, the cat was practically dragging the thing back to the house - I've never been so proud of a pet
May 8 2012 8:51AM
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Vilitin
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Our dog once catched a capercaillie, when we were hunting.
May 8 2012 8:55AM
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Billek
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My old dog bought back a 4-pointers head.  I'm sure it was dead already.

Her regular gifts would be half a woodchuck every now and then.

My cat catches frogs, toads, birds, squirrels, chipmunks and he brings back the neighbor's garbage.
May 8 2012 8:58AM
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Montville57
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I was looking out my window on a nice summer day to see a turkey "how majestic" I thought to myself as I saw my cat run around the corner of the house and tackle the full grown turkey grab it by the neck and drag it into the woods. I'm talkin full grown turkey here.
May 8 2012 8:59AM
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roddy116
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crow not raven, still [pretty impressive
May 8 2012 9:04AM
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.Hugo.
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Was it a hen or tom? We're talking about a pretty significant difference here.
May 8 2012 9:08AM
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feihlination
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i illustrate your period-less story for greater effect.

i once saw a turkey:
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all of sudden my cat came firin around the corner
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and it is all like...
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and dragged the thing into the woods. afterwards the cat wasnt hungry for 40 days and 40 nights.
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end of story
May 8 2012 9:14AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Once my dog had an epic battle with a groundhog. Motherfuckers went at it for a while. My dog ended up with 3 stitches in his food, groundhog got away
May 8 2012 9:30AM
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