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Most Badass Thing your pet has ever caught

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Fun_dip
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My cat caught her second squirrel today. She caught it and decided to let her younger sister play with it. Younger sister sucks at hunting and let it go.
First squirrel she killed herself and left on the back porch for us as an offering.
She's killed lots of birds, lizards, rats. Yes, I made this thread so I could brag about my pet.. jk

I know you guys must have some badass pets.
May 8 2012 12:33AM
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Big.Bird
Posts: 563 - Karma: 180
hes killed 3 deer and some squirrels, turkeys, and once a duck
May 8 2012 8:55PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
my old dog once crawled under a barbed wire fence and ran into a feild, it full on challenged a one tonne bull(my dog was like 110lbs), he pounces at it and the bull head buts him away, now my dog is laying in the feild, and we think he could be dead. he then gets up and decides he wants more... so he starts to attack the bull's ass and tail, then once again he gets hit and is thrown, we are pretty sure he is dead at this point cause he is not moving. but nope, he just got up, crawled back under the fence and joged over to us. not really a catch but kinda badass
May 8 2012 10:02PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
my cat faced off with a fox and won and also decapitated a squirrel on the dining room carpet.
May 8 2012 10:16PM
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rankstank
Posts: 1033 - Karma: 223
Watched my dog Rogue straight up catch a 2 foot long mink. That dog was a badass.
May 8 2012 10:36PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
Fuck, my old cat was boss, she claimed many squirrel's, mice's, bird's and couch's lives and survived a couple torndaoes. Last confirmed kill at 21 years of age. RIP MaoMao you were the shit
May 8 2012 10:58PM
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Rhys.Peice
Posts: 485 - Karma: 40
i got hairlesss cats that like to bring back snakes...
May 8 2012 11:11PM
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ski4fun420
Posts: 902 - Karma: 842
One day I opened the front door and the prettiest little bird was lying there. The bird was white with blackish brown dots all over its body......... I have no idea what kind of bird it was. I just know it was dead. Big kitty wins again!
May 8 2012 11:13PM
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ikindalikeskiing
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 142
My dog catches pheasants and brings them back to our door step alive... We eat them and giive the dog leftovers
May 9 2012 2:29PM
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Yardie
Posts: 374 - Karma: -3
I would personally fuck your dog up if it killed mine
May 9 2012 4:47PM
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Knox50
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My dog caught so much stuff, mostly birds, carp, and rabbits even geese.

But the best thing he ever killed was before he died, He had gotten really sick it was the day we were going to put him down, he could barely walk and stopped eating and was just in bad shape. Anyways we saw a rabbit in our backyard and if you saw the word bunny he immediately gets stoked so got a huge burst of energy then went to the window and saw it too ! He got so stoked and was barking like crazy, so we let him out, he killed it so fast but he could barely bring it back to us because he was so weak. You could see He was proud and we ended up not having to put him down, he died later that day.  Badass way to go! RIP
 
May 9 2012 4:48PM
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shorty_T
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Our dog plucked a fish right out of the lake. She was in the shallows and just dunked her head under and came up with a fish. She started running back to us with it and it squirmed out of her mouth.
She also got into a pretty crazy fight with a raccoon and ripped it's tail off.
May 9 2012 4:50PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
Squirrles, Mice, Bunnies, maybe a Bird and some bugs he tries to bite out of the air.
May 9 2012 4:56PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518
my cat has brought many a bird back into the house
May 9 2012 4:57PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
yea that was me.
May 9 2012 4:57PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
"drug".

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seriously
May 9 2012 5:02PM
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Smuffy
Posts: 4685 - Karma: 3,407
worms
May 9 2012 5:05PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
my dog was pretty badass as well, rhodesian ridgeback and lab/german shepherd mix. his kill list was a racoon, multiple squirrels, multiple groundhogs, multiple moles, bird, bees, lizards, frogs, snakes, but the most badass of all was a white tail deer that he and my neighbors dog killed then drug back to our yard, he was quite proud of it, came running to the door and led me back to it, RIP buddy miss yuh!
May 9 2012 5:32PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
My cat doesnt do shit. He just lie around in bizarre positions. Have pics.. but..
May 9 2012 5:51PM
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maynaiseman
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Yesterday, i got out of the shower and my brother was yelling for me to come downstairs and outside. So i throw some shit on and go outside and my two 20 pound jack russel terriors are killing the fuck out of a giant opossum. That bitch was dead, or se we thought. I got closer and could see it still breathing so we had to put it out of its misery by crushing its head with the back of an axe. Then we buried it and made a cross and stuck it in the grave. Fuck that was the craziest twenty minutes of my life.
May 12 2012 3:18PM
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I_Am_Mod
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same here, my old dog (rip) once paraded like half a day with a rabit in his mouth, we thought for sure it was dead, then while bbqing, i accidentally dropped a hamburger, dog went for burger, dropped the rabbit and it ran away like nothing happened :P
May 12 2012 3:22PM
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Ski_Alot
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haha solid
May 12 2012 3:39PM
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TinyTigers
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Our cat brought back a baby duck completely unharmed a few years ago and we ended up raising it for that summer.  Hes also killed a raccoon and many rabbits.  Our puppy will sometimes go rampage on our neighbors domestic geese.  Shes killed 3 so far..
May 12 2012 4:05PM
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JcH_Unlisted
Posts: 127 - Karma: 26
my cat is 16 and has a tumor between the size of a tenis ball and golf ball on the side of her face. cant see out of one eye. and yesterday she dropped off a red squirrel and what looked like the remnants of a robin
May 12 2012 4:15PM
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timmmay528
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It wasnt my dog but a dog near where i live chased a mountain lion up a tree a few weeks ago
May 12 2012 6:35PM
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Spinoza
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My old cat [got] caught by a cayote. That was the end of him
May 12 2012 6:36PM
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eldridge
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idk why but i lold
May 12 2012 6:50PM
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spliff.Life
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Claim....the most badass thing ive seen my cat do was pounce on a normal sized fox in my neighbors yard and proceed to tear it to shreds. His name was Fritz, he was a larger orange and white kitty, not fat, but built like a lion. RIP. He disappeared at age 11, 3 years after the fox attack and was never found :(
May 12 2012 7:09PM
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AWALLRUS.
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my dog snagged a robin out of a bush once, then she got freaked out and let it go.

and I share a driveway with my neighbours, and they have some very friendly cats who somehow catch bats all the time. they also catch the occasional small rabbit.

and the dog I had when I was really young used to hunt groundhogs like a champ
May 12 2012 7:12PM
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REDFRO420
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My dog fought a muskrat one time. Left the body just lying in the middle of the lawn.
May 12 2012 7:17PM
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Backyard.Skier
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i lol'd
May 12 2012 7:31PM
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CriesAfterSex
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May 13 2012 2:22AM
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penguiin
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hahahahaha what the fuck???
May 13 2012 2:51PM
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50in07
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My cat would get in fights with Raccoons all the time and fought a fox once. He also killed our neighbors cat.
May 13 2012 3:03PM
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Bateman
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your cat is badass.
May 14 2012 2:39AM
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act.resist
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my cat ate a moth once and may have killed a mouse but im not sure if the mouse but im pretty sure it just dropped dead in the middle of the floor.
May 14 2012 10:04AM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
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aids
May 14 2012 10:58AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
tons of birds
lesbianism
May 14 2012 11:02AM
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c-fries
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my dog once fought another dog, killed it, and brought it back to me. My dog is a yorkie. Pitbull was gettin' a lil frisky and cupcake wasn't putting up with it.
May 14 2012 11:45AM
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daannnnieel
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My dog was walking around my yard kinda crouched the other day, then it leaped like three feet in the air and caught a blue jay.
May 14 2012 12:31PM
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moment54
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I live out in the mountains so my dog occasionally kills deer, I think her kill count is now 3 or 4. She is very territorial...
and my small house dog only catches and destroys squeaky toys
May 14 2012 4:54PM
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Willgum
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My old cat survived 12 days in my woods after getting hit by a car, and then came back to us still injured. She brushed it off like it was nothing even though we amputated her tail. Toughest lil bitch that ever lived, R.I.P nellie
May 14 2012 7:19PM
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Fun_dip
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^that reminds me of another crazy story. the same fat cat that ate a bird whole also got stuck in one of our cars for three weeks.(my dad collects cars so the car was under a cover for those three weeks. We never heard anything until the day we found him. Definitely dropped some weight, but wasn't in very bad shape.
May 14 2012 8:44PM
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Dirty_Griddle
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my cat slays weasels on the regular
May 14 2012 8:46PM
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NotGhood
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oh god i lost +k to you
May 14 2012 8:50PM
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TimRiley
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My Honeybadger once bit the head off a cobra, Honeybadger doesn't give a shit.
May 14 2012 8:59PM
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.SHAGGY.
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My dog left a couple of birds and squirrels on my back deck
May 14 2012 9:15PM
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Bread_Fish
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My dog legit jumped in the air and snapped the neck of a bird in midflight. I saw it too it was sick
May 14 2012 9:30PM
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.Jacob
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That's really not funny any more. At all.









But my cat Topaz used to slaughter mice up in our old attic, K.M.I.P.
May 15 2012 12:01AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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3 bears, syphilis and genital worts all in less than an hour.
May 15 2012 12:02AM
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AT-AT
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My cat just killed a rabbit, and nicely left it at the front door
May 15 2012 9:25PM
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