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So i have a boot on my car

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zues
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I decided instead of paying my $400 of parking fines i will simply remove my tire and put on the spare.

yea thats going to be a big FUCK YOU to public safety when they realize their booted car is gone. i will then precede to Home Depot and rent a saw for an hour for about 40 bucks and cut the boot off. I will then place the boot back where my car was booted.

wish me luck


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Feb 15 2012 12:35AM
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BlackcountryBill
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I aprove this plan, it's foolproof.
Feb 17 2012 7:33PM
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sherwood4099
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I hope OP updates this thread when the consequences come to light. The feeling of victory will melt away when you realize that there's no way to dodge the tickets or the consequences of stealing the boot and or destroying it. The plate number and your enrollment in the school are going to screw you. Be it the next time you park there, the next time you try to register for class or a letter to the address the car is registered to demanding a bigger amount of money or a court appearance, they will get you and they will guck you with no lube for messing with their equipment. I wish it wasn't true part of me is rooting for you because I hate parking nazis and I resent paying for using the parking lot at the school ipay to attend good luck man. Pray for a miracle
Feb 17 2012 7:33PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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OPs gonna have to move to mexico
Feb 17 2012 7:49PM
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manutdsaol
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Feb 17 2012 7:59PM
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El.Guapo
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cat nipples
Feb 17 2012 8:07PM
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Big_Spence
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all of this.

OP, u dumb.
Feb 17 2012 9:32PM
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ChuckTesta
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lols just read the thread...congratz op....now i recommend you change your tags so you will be truly invincible
Feb 17 2012 9:56PM
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ZavierV
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Epic thread, best in a while.
Feb 17 2012 10:52PM
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zues
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in vt right shredding carinthia but luchily my buddy's dad owns an excabation company who cvqn get my bOot off for free pics and edit to hopefully follow PS ruand chicks are dtf
Feb 18 2012 3:00AM
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Mr.Capone
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partying up now that your car is free? haha
Feb 18 2012 3:02AM
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Krizzle
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Threads
Feb 18 2012 3:05AM
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CrotchKiller
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at least with the boot on you couldn't get a DUI
Feb 18 2012 3:34AM
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DirtYStylE
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Almost.


I want a miracle.
Feb 18 2012 4:25AM
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eheath
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That's not exactly how it works...
Feb 18 2012 4:33AM
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Raz.
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how has he not realized the license plate will fuck him
Feb 18 2012 9:57AM
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Lucas
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So funny
Feb 18 2012 1:47PM
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NinetyFour
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LoL
Feb 18 2012 2:29PM
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paprikapringles
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ha! mad props OP.
Feb 18 2012 2:59PM
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akarlsen
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Feb 18 2012 3:15PM
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Phil-X-
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Feb 18 2012 3:20PM
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Dunnah
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niiiiiice
Feb 18 2012 3:23PM
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J_Christoph
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haha threads for sure
Feb 20 2012 7:16PM
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HalfandHalf
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my thoughts exactly
Feb 20 2012 7:17PM
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zues
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cops pulled me over on my way back to school today. just met with public safety and they thought it was a pretty nifty trick but now i have to pay for the boot which is apparently $175... i mean thats better than $400. i think i win. no criminal records or anything
Feb 20 2012 8:09PM
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Dntel.
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hahahaha epic, nicely done sir.
Feb 20 2012 8:20PM
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tripnip
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winning
Feb 20 2012 8:22PM
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Cahal
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post vids plzzz
Feb 20 2012 8:28PM
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las.
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>Assuming the original fine will become void, for some reason. You're probably going to have to pay 575, just saying..
Feb 20 2012 8:31PM
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Big_Spence
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^haha exactly this. op u still dumb. this thread is epic in a horrible, horrible way.
Feb 20 2012 8:42PM
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Zimmerman
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still no pics
Feb 20 2012 9:55PM
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why
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just want to assert my presence
Feb 20 2012 9:56PM
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TheStamos
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yeah   $575  what did you learn?
Feb 20 2012 10:03PM
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El.Guapo
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dont drope the soap.jpg....wait no jail time
Feb 20 2012 10:10PM
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zues
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not registering my car. Didn't have to pay to get the boot off. Therefore I don't pay the tickets.

In order to get teh boot off I would have had to pay all of the fines. Because I took the boot off myself I do not have to pay the fines because my car is not registered with the campus.

The school could press charges against me but because I'm a student etc it's not worth their time. I'll admit that this wasn't the smartest thing in the world but i just saved myself a little money and it was pretty funny to piss off public safety, as I hate them.
Feb 20 2012 10:19PM
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Moosen
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threads
Feb 20 2012 10:20PM
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802Valley
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Feb 20 2012 10:26PM
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EricaMN.
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haha expecting not to get caught for that was like expecting the sun not to come up tomorrow. but regardless, copious amounts of win has been acquired.
Feb 20 2012 10:27PM
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zues
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left it in vt where i cut it off with my buddies "chain cutter" lol. wasn't able to acquire pics but i think i have it on the gopro i'll try to upload it
Feb 20 2012 10:35PM
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Lucas
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Sick
Feb 20 2012 10:36PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you might actually be in the clear as far as the tickets are concerned. now that I think about it, i received a few hundred bucks worth of parking tickets from the campus cops when I was in college. however,i, like you, did not ever register my car with the school. i never paid the tickets and never had any diplomas or transcripts withheld.

please make sure you update this thread and let us know how it turns out.

and maybe i missed the answer to this, but what's making you pay the $175? was that a ticket from the real police, or...?
Feb 20 2012 10:41PM
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jamers
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this is at uri right? hahah funny ass shit.
Feb 20 2012 10:50PM
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eheath
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They will track you down, I guarantee it, my school sends out collection agencies on parking tickets...
Feb 20 2012 10:54PM
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californiagrown
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if they know its him he is screwed. reason? they will withhold his transcripts and credits until he pays them off.

so if actually wants to get a degree, he is going to have to pay those tickets.
Feb 20 2012 11:04PM
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Oldmann1584
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hahaha sickest thread!!
Feb 21 2012 9:39AM
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zues
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175$ is for the boot.

And I go to Roger Williams.

Eheath, i'm not really fucked ... i'm just lucky they didn't press charges
Feb 21 2012 2:30PM
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Huck_Norris
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I don't want to be that guy...  But I fuckin' told you so. 
Feb 21 2012 2:34PM
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Moosen
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Epic shit! You are a boss. Next time I will call you when i need to boost a car.
Feb 21 2012 2:52PM
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eheath
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Until they track you down because they want you to pay the money you owe them...
Feb 21 2012 7:58PM
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japanada
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I know at the college I went to, the just tacked on the $200 or so in tixs onto my tuition bill. The tixs had been accumulating tho.
Feb 21 2012 8:15PM
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