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BiffbarfLouisville makes sense because it's phonetic at least
I still don't know if it is fountain like water fountain or fountain like the fruit plantain
when you look at the people, it becomes obvi that its ‘fountain’ as in ‘they put there fat fuckin mouths directly on the nozzle to chug from the soda fountain’
also buena vista and salida are both colorado gringo. i also heard someone call montrose mont rose instead of mon trose
First time I heard boo-na vista, I was like “what the hell are you tryna say”.
Never even thought about the mon trose thing but yeah. That’s odd pronunciation too
partyandBSwhen you look at the people, it becomes obvi that its ‘fountain’ as in ‘they put there fat fuckin mouths directly on the nozzle to chug from the soda fountain’
also buena vista and salida are both colorado gringo. i also heard someone call montrose mont rose instead of mon trose
Walking to the bathroom to take a shit and round a corner of a hallway intersection and end up walking parallel with another dude, who I thought was headed for the bathroom too. He slowly walked past it. OK sweet I'm about to blow this toilet up.
Nope. Bro shuffles into the bathroom as I'm sitting on the shitter. But it gets better. I'm sitting in complete silence so I can sense what's going on like Daredevil. He's not only a shy pee'er but has a prostate problem. Stands there for a couple minutes, a few drops fall out, and then zips up pants...once.... 30 seconds go by.... Another zip (the fuck?)...stands there for 15-20 more seconds and then walks straight out without washing his hands. Ew.
Did this guy just go to the bathroom to kill time? Or did he not know if he had to pee? The actual fuck just happened.
HypeBeastWalking to the bathroom to take a shit and round a corner of a hallway intersection and end up walking parallel with another dude, who I thought was headed for the bathroom too. He slowly walked past it. OK sweet I'm about to blow this toilet up.
Nope. Bro shuffles into the bathroom as I'm sitting on the shitter. But it gets better. I'm sitting in complete silence so I can sense what's going on like Daredevil. He's not only a shy pee'er but has a prostate problem. Stands there for a couple minutes, a few drops fall out, and then zips up pants...once.... 30 seconds go by.... Another zip (the fuck?)...stands there for 15-20 more seconds and then walks straight out without washing his hands. Ew.
Did this guy just go to the bathroom to kill time? Or did he not know if he had to pee? The actual fuck just happened.
Disgusts me the amount of people that dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom. I dont care what your excuse or reasoning for not doing it, take the opportunity to wash them when possible. 10 out of 10 times, your hands need washed no matter what.
oldmanskiDisgusts me the amount of people that dont wash their hands after going to the bathroom. I dont care what your excuse or reasoning for not doing it, take the opportunity to wash them when possible. 10 out of 10 times, your hands need washed no matter what.
‘if you wash your hands after you pee it means you have a dirty dick!’ -random drunk dude at a concert, 2024
**This post was edited on May 6th 2025 at 12:18:18pm
GF a I got tickets for the Winter Olympics and holy fuggggg are the hotels in Livigno expensive... Probably still going to do one night there and ball out.
Time has been flying recently. Only 1,5 weeks of studying+ 1,5 weeks of exams left. After those school year is over. Feels like school year started 2 months ago. Ski season felt like it lasted for 3 weeks. I hope the next one and a half years fly just as fast because I want to get the fuck out.
HypeBeastWalking to the bathroom to take a shit and round a corner of a hallway intersection and end up walking parallel with another dude, who I thought was headed for the bathroom too. He slowly walked past it. OK sweet I'm about to blow this toilet up.
Nope. Bro shuffles into the bathroom as I'm sitting on the shitter. But it gets better. I'm sitting in complete silence so I can sense what's going on like Daredevil. He's not only a shy pee'er but has a prostate problem. Stands there for a couple minutes, a few drops fall out, and then zips up pants...once.... 30 seconds go by.... Another zip (the fuck?)...stands there for 15-20 more seconds and then walks straight out without washing his hands. Ew.
Did this guy just go to the bathroom to kill time? Or did he not know if he had to pee? The actual fuck just happened.
Good thing there was a Turd Authority on duty to monitor this situation
I'm on a mission to lose 20lbs to hit my goal of 175. I've lost 10 and currently working on the next 10. Upped my cardio/step count and cutting a few hundred calories more. See where this leads.
ThegenericskierIt confuses me why people move out of state to go to college only to move away from said state immediately after graduation
where the hell am i gonna find a business related job in bozeman, everything is a service related job or small business owners who have too much money for their own good. shits like going going to school in nyc for fish & wildlife and expecting to stay.
Yo waddup summer time NS. I'm doing a survey for some market research working on a better eco-friendly alternative ski wax. If you have 2 minutes please fill out this survey!
lmfao. Bro the bathroom upstairs in my office that is for the orthopedic place has 2 of the nicest private stalls with floor to ceiling coverage. I can be as loud as i want in there. But yea the pee shy thing is real lol. I sometimes have to focus on getting it out if someone is next to me at a urinal or if it's just dead silent in there. I'll just have to start talking to a stranger to get the flow going.
HypeBeastWalking to the bathroom to take a shit and round a corner of a hallway intersection and end up walking parallel with another dude, who I thought was headed for the bathroom too. He slowly walked past it. OK sweet I'm about to blow this toilet up.
Nope. Bro shuffles into the bathroom as I'm sitting on the shitter. But it gets better. I'm sitting in complete silence so I can sense what's going on like Daredevil. He's not only a shy pee'er but has a prostate problem. Stands there for a couple minutes, a few drops fall out, and then zips up pants...once.... 30 seconds go by.... Another zip (the fuck?)...stands there for 15-20 more seconds and then walks straight out without washing his hands. Ew.
Did this guy just go to the bathroom to kill time? Or did he not know if he had to pee? The actual fuck just happened.
Young_pattyEarly to mid 20's feels like the Hero's Journey, but instead of going full circle it's just a pendulum swinging back and forth
Been thinking about my 20s a lot lately because I turn 30 in October. As much fun as it was being able to live out passions, do amazing things with close friends, ski a lot and see some cool parts of the world, It was spent just trying to survive and heal from a bunch of shit in my childhood. Relationships failing, job opportunities not working out, struggling in school to eventually drop-out, etc. It was a weird decade, so I hope it's better in my 30s.
Jemswhere the hell am i gonna find a business related job in bozeman, everything is a service related job or small business owners who have too much money for their own good. shits like going going to school in nyc for fish & wildlife and expecting to stay.
yeah thats valid. i was more of referring to the people who come here only during the school year and return to their home state every break for the whole break, seems like kinda a waste to pay out of state tuition to only be here during the school year and not enjoy what the state has to offer during the summer.
GayWolf420Been thinking about my 20s a lot lately because I turn 30 in October. As much fun as it was being able to live out passions, do amazing things with close friends, ski a lot and see some cool parts of the world, It was spent just trying to survive and heal from a bunch of shit in my childhood. Relationships failing, job opportunities not working out, struggling in school to eventually drop-out, etc. It was a weird decade, so I hope it's better in my 30s.
Feel like in my 30s, I have left a lot of the insecurities of my 20s behind while adding some stability. I’ve also leaned more into things I always liked and don’t really care about “looking cool”. Everything is a work in progress but it’s kind of freeing. My mindset shifted. I’d rather look like a dork and just be doing the damn thing nowadays. Whatever the damn thing is. The goal is actually the journey, so to speak
GayWolf420Hoping for it, dude. Lotta miles traveled and stuff.
BradFiAusNzCoCaFeel like in my 30s, I have left a lot of the insecurities of my 20s behind while adding some stability. I’ve also leaned more into things I always liked and don’t really care about “looking cool”. Everything is a work in progress but it’s kind of freeing. My mindset shifted. I’d rather look like a dork and just be doing the damn thing nowadays. Whatever the damn thing is. The goal is actually the journey, so to speak
GrandThingsGF a I got tickets for the Winter Olympics and holy fuggggg are the hotels in Livigno expensive... Probably still going to do one night there and ball out.
im paying something like 300 per night for a week, but fully refundable in case i find somewhere at a somewhat reasonable price
SendyMcSendyfacewho’s ready for India v Pakistan 2025?
currently, i could see the pakistani batting order for under 300 runs, the bowling strength of india is too strong. Could see the first batsmen of Pakistan make maybe 150 runs for 3 wickets
je_t.aime_canardim paying something like 300 per night for a week, but fully refundable in case i find somewhere at a somewhat reasonable price
We're staying in Milan for majority of the time we're there and then taking a train out to Livigno for one night. I think 8-days in our AirBnB in Milan was like $1000 and our one night in Livigno is like $500 haha.
SuperiorKalmarTime has been flying recently. Only 1,5 weeks of studying+ 1,5 weeks of exams left. After those school year is over. Feels like school year started 2 months ago. Ski season felt like it lasted for 3 weeks. I hope the next one and a half years fly just as fast because I want to get the fuck out.
u been so based and relatable recently bro keep it up bro
some people may feel differently but having the national guard training grounds a few blocks south of my house is so fucking cool lol
once a month i get to hear them having the best fucking times hitting the fun switch or ripping bursts out of a .50 lol. Im always so jealous. Not loud enough to be noticeable with the windows closed, but sitting on the deck you can tell theyre having a blast
Saw a dude in a Confederate Flag Flannel at the gas station today. Very wild. Anything above the Mason-Dixon line is already egregious. In the south, sure. We get it, you're a proud 'ol southern boy. But anything out west? What the fuck are you doing dude.
**This post was edited on May 7th 2025 at 9:04:47pm
