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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
thats not something to claim about...
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,474
Dude you may not agree with his politics, but Obama seems like a pretty chill guy.
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
the president of the united states shouldn't necessarily be a pretty chill guy. im not trying to "hate" or argue i just cannot stand obama.
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wizard_skiier
Posts: 27 - Karma: 18
I am the greatest user on NS /claim.
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I had sex with my cousin /claim

Do I win this thread?
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
my buddy was one of the dudes skiing switch in inception

/claim
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I read this and had to make sure you weren't my ex boyfriend......... /claim
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
getting a free macbook pro, that does not work /claim

going to football conditioning when your in horrible shape./claim
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,308
close one more relative and you'll clinch it
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I got a younger cousin, under the age of consent.....and a mom, and an aunt.........
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poptarts4life
Posts: 376 - Karma: 12

I'm related to Alice cooper

I have samurai blood in me and shogun

I cut University of Cincinnati's head qb in the lunch line(on accident)

I'm actually a transformer

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Juice.Doctor
Posts: 2791 - Karma: 293
i just hooked up with a girl 3 years older than me... from california
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i own t walls scott p3s that he used this season. there is still a jiberish sticker on them. /claim
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
why
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3mania
Posts: 2651 - Karma: 10,888
you meant future boyfriend, soon to become ex boyfriend/ claim
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
For a brief moment I thought you said that you hooked up with a 3 year old.
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
bumping threads to get trolls off first page
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
I suffer from severe anxiety.

Sometimes in public places like malls my movement sketches out, and I appear to be messed up.

But it's K though because people who have never met me or heard me talk just think I'm mentally challenged and feel sorry for me.
/claim.
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
Nice job he did on the 'burns
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
my great great uncle gave crnl. sanders and they wendy's guys there first jobs at his resteraunt and then they both decided to start there own resteraunts



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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,403
My crowbars just got here!!!!!    /claim
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
my internet just crashed on me!./claim

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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
ive managed to stay single for two+ years /claim
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
i've managed to stay taken for two+ years /claim
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
+vibes bro
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
500th post claim!
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,403

todays my birthday /claim

!!!

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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
happy birthday /claim
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
i made it through 1 day of football coniditoning without throwing up./claim
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

My mom's new surgeon is named William Shakespeare... No joke. his words exactly "my parents had a wierd sense of humor".... /claim.

also just learned dub cork on tramp last week   /claim

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bromigo
Posts: 630 - Karma: 20
did a cork 1 off a diving board, did a backflip off a trampoline, and been single for like 1 year /claim
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
Sebastien Grainger (Death From Above 1979) went to my high school /claim
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
I lived in the same apartment building as Vin Diesel from the ages of 0-3. He told me my sunglasses were cool in the elevator once and my mom used to babysit him when he was younger. /Claim

P.S I think Vin diesel is a tool
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.Ben
Posts: 454 - Karma: 14
also

the last girl I dated is the hottest of my ex's and friends with a few of my ex's /Claim

the last girl I hooked up with was the ugliest girl iv'e ever been with but still a solid 7 /Claim

I have been single for almost a year /Claim

and I have managed to remain celibate all summer /Claim
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AssMunch
Posts: 358 - Karma: 78
I have friends /claim
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
my brother made it onto Spring Break '09 on Much Music last year. Ya, he's the one getting tied up to the bed at 7:00. lol what a fuckin clown.



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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
^ this kids brother is most likely gay. /claim.

i gave the singer john mayor (sp?) a high five. /claim.
went to a Train concert outside and filled with manymany hott girls & had the best night of my life. /claim
someone said to me "some sick frogskins mannn" . /claim

all 3 of these things happened yesterday. /CLAIM.
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
ahaha i keep telling him he looks like a homo in that shit, hes so ashamed. but whatever, its funny and he was drunk as fuck
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
wat
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ngates_EC
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 807
dane tudor liked a video i posted on facebook /claim. haha
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SirFaceRager
Posts: 256 - Karma: 30
Elton John called my friends dad a dick. /claim
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gyarados
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 401
my aunt sat next to Samuel L Jackson(snakes on a plane) on a plane
/claim
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Cleeetus
Posts: 217 - Karma: 14
Snocross champion of michigan (Of my age) /claim
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Ski_da_Bay
Posts: 269 - Karma: 14
My best friends dad is Tom Waits.

I've jammed (harmonica) with Tom Waits, Neil Young and Elvis Costello.


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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,231
i met bobby brown 2 times




he didnt remember me...
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Ghost
Posts: 7118 - Karma: 341
Glen Plake's wifey cooked me up breakfast and I got to take their boat out for a spin.
Had some drinks with CR's parents.. and they got hammered! haha

Won a new zealand idol contest (I won a heliskiing trip + ride with the pros + huuge hookups but I never got to do it ;/ )

Went barbecuin' with Mac Dre's mom and Mistah Fab's mom. We ate some damn good chicken and shoot the shit.

Souljah boy made a diss track on me ;/ lol. I used to talk shit on him all the time before he got signed and he got all butt hurt off it

Flew with Jackie Chan to Vegas
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,231
woulda been more of a claim if he was the kid who got pranked at the end
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
you have an awesome life based off of those events
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
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nolan.
Posts: 909 - Karma: 59

I learned flat ground backflips, wall flips and flat ground corks in 10 minutes, /claim.

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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I met Muhammad Ali in the Chicago airport when I was 7 years old /claim

His brother flew on my plane, and was sitting in first class next to a business lady, and kept saying, "I'm Muhammad Ali's brother, wasssup?" /claim
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