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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
i played lacrosse for josh sims and trevor tierney/claim

and i will hopefully be playing hockey for doug smail holder of the nhls fastest goal record./claim
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31080 - Karma: 29,700
sorry, studying here. /claim
15 years ago
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
i enjoy taking dumps in random peoples toilets i dont really know and leaving them there to be discovered /claim

im distant cousins with george w bush /claim

ive met bruce springsteen several times /claim

richie zambora (SP?) (the guitarist for bon jovi) tried to buy my house twenty years ago /claim
15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
...../claim?
15 years ago
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I'm directly related to Santina Campana, in the canonization process of becoming a saint.

And I just sprained my back at work today and am now on muscle relaxants and shit. IT should kick in pretty soon

/claims
15 years ago
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.jersey
Posts: 1925 - Karma: 9
unfortunately yes. my uncles real into that whole family history thing and he traced my family back and idk how but somehow were distant distant cousins. so distant i wouldnt consider us family
15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
my condolences.
15 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
one of my friends is in the big brother big sister program and his "big brother" is Dan Brown. I have met him twice and BOTH times he read aloud to me. /claim
15 years ago
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
2 of my friends dads are billionaires
/claim
15 years ago
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cbeebzthasteeze
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 85
Tom Wallisch signed my Jesus poster /CLAIM MOTHER FUCKERS.
15 years ago
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252

I saw Inception yesterday /claim

All the workers at Skyzone know & love me /claim

Im a pro at shooting skeet with a 20 & 12 gauge /claim

15 years ago
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smooter
Posts: 1121 - Karma: 1,368
i met 50 cent in the detroit airport/claim
15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
that's what she said
15 years ago
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danderson.
Posts: 6560 - Karma: 5,252
You're not funny
15 years ago
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
This.


Also, I've been quoted in 6 peoples' sigs, and have the screenshots to prove it /claim
15 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11957 - Karma: 12,316
I am blood related to Winston Churchill (he's not that important or anything)/claim
15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
i dont care
15 years ago
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C.Apple
Posts: 287 - Karma: 111
I won a girl over john jackson /claim
I watched tyler flannigan get kicked out of mammoth rite aid for steeling candy /claim
15 years ago
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
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then he smashed me a collapseable chair, and called me brother
15 years ago
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
taking [-mvee-]'s car for a little joy ride doing 100 down our road, while trying to eat nerds.../claim



saying howdy to an african american male in front of the resale shop../claim
15 years ago
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H8CH
Posts: 2709 - Karma: 218
I helped shut in macondo.... Boom.....
15 years ago
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
big dick/claim.
15 years ago
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gus555
Posts: 4170 - Karma: 34
same/claim.....also, i'm currently taking a dump/claim
15 years ago
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
I got to ski all summer /Claim
15 years ago
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ski_DC
Posts: 1347 - Karma: 58
ate lunch next to dick cheney at the 4 seasons in jackson hole /claim
was in an elevator with will smith /claim
had a poem published nationally /claim
dapped up gilbert arenas at the miami airport /claim

15 years ago
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
sigged
15 years ago
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
i chest bumped with my grandfather and collapsed his diaphragm.
15 years ago
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
im related to kiefer sutherland /claim
15 years ago
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
the murderer from the movie Disturbia grew in my town populaton about 8,000

/claim
15 years ago
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118

I met Tom Wallisch /claim

15 years ago
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
I asked Andy Perry if he could do a backflip in person
/CLAIM
15 years ago
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Bumblesteeze
Posts: 3092 - Karma: 748
Tanner Hall broke his ankles at chad's gap on march 5th, which is my birthday.
ClaiM!!!111!!!
15 years ago
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TROLLED.HARD
Posts: 1032 - Karma: -11
Okay that's a claim.
15 years ago
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I guess i'll pitch into my own thread...

I got head while on a waverunner in the middle of a lake two days ago.... /claim

15 years ago
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thesheik
Posts: 1488 - Karma: 18
i once petted, and was subsequently urinated on, by a wild walrus /claim

i once blocked Larry Brown (the basketball coach)'s son's shot so hard that it hit him in the face and made his nose bleed, and larry brown just laughed at him /claim
15 years ago
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
damn, shouldve poisoned his meal
15 years ago
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 678
Met and talked to Hillary Clinton she is a bitch/claim
saw a ufo a year ago/claim
i have a really nice chin/claim
15 years ago
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
i got the 77th post in 1337.'s new thread. /claim
15 years ago
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 306
I was the 7th best wrestler in the country in 8th grade for my weight class.

By wrestling season freshman year, I decided to ski instead. Good choice.
15 years ago
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
most definitely bro, rubbing sweaty male bodies together is pretty gay no matter how manly people try to make it.
15 years ago
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Scott0_robot0
Posts: 3291 - Karma: 212
my friend is dating sammy c /claim
15 years ago
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
PM me next time you post, so I can add a screenshot to the collection aha
15 years ago
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the604
Posts: 1067 - Karma: 10
im the best nser at t-mice
15 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
forgot to mention that im royal in belgium. great grandfather was the baron. if monarchy and shit still existed my cousin would be the new baron./claim
15 years ago
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Kangbang
Posts: 14211 - Karma: 423
thats a lie. nsleet, andrewns and me are
15 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
i ruined my underpants during that movie at the age of 16. /claim.

people think im super smart when i tell them i attend Yale...but really i go to Yale Public High School in Michigan. haha. /claim.
15 years ago
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corona
Posts: 12845 - Karma: 33,293
samsies, saw all of those. Ottawa Bluesfest = Win
never missed a day, so I'd add an awesome amount of bands to that list
15 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
800th post. /claim.
15 years ago
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
Was quoted by Rowen /claim.
Ginger /claim.
My grandma has written and had published over 70 books. /Claim.

15 years ago
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