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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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15 years ago
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
just bought tickets to a massive show next saturday, im gona be seeing:
-skeletonwitch
-high on fire
-testament
-mastodon
-slayer
-megadeth
-alice cooper
/claim
15 years ago
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Foxy_Grandpa
Posts: 594 - Karma: 12
- my dad used to chill with bill murray on the daily back when he was in college
- Brian Sumner wrote on my wall on facebook
- there's a huge storm ravaging our beach house
15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
my brother went to school with bill murray's son, bill murray was the weirdest guy ever.
15 years ago
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
I actually peed in a girls vagina. /claim
15 years ago
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
mods just banned some kat /claim
15 years ago
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
My mac book pro costed $3,500 /Claim
I have an Iphone 4 /Claim
I landed a quintupple back flip on my kendama /claim
I have 4 cameras /claim
Ive been to Germany 30+ times /claim
ive skiied in the Alps 5 times /claim
a picture i drew in 7th grade got published in a famous science book (endless forms most beautful) /claim
I saw Obama /claim
I stole a Ford sign off a tractor /claim


15 years ago
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t3hb055
Posts: 813 - Karma: 15
I peed on a dolphin
15 years ago
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.jon
Posts: 2121 - Karma: 345
moved around $3000 of water, pop, and powerade today /claim


grandpa helped invent the modern (plastic) ski boot and binding /claim
15 years ago
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
my daddio singlehandedly designed produced and sold the first shaped ski. /clizzaim.
15 years ago
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
When I was 12 I snipped the hood ornament off a haggard old Cadillac /claim
15 years ago
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
Me and my broskis jumped in our neighbours Jacuzzi naked and downed a few natty ice it was chill ...
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15 years ago
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
sorry for dub post

I have GSP's gloves signed from when he beat matt serra
15 years ago
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
thats sick, GSP is such a hero
15 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18232 - Karma: 12,420
I got Terry Francona's autograph a couple days ago /small.claim
15 years ago
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97

going to NZ for 6 weeks which means no classes   /claim

personally know justin long (mac vs. pc guy) /claim

know the original ultimate lax bro (Mick McLaverty) /claim

15 years ago
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
i got into a fight with sammy c /claim.
steve stepp has written on my wall giving me the finger /claim.
15 years ago
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Leveroni
Posts: 367 - Karma: 11

I live next to Rev Run. Met him at my gas station, in his drop top baby blue bentley, I drive a custom baby blue JCW, he told me nice car./claim

I again saw him later that day pulled up next to him at a light, I was plyaing It's Tricky. He gave me a thumbs up./dub claim.

15 years ago
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Loodwik
Posts: 237 - Karma: 315

My great grandmother (i think) sewed a button on his shirt once /claim

I almost got laid with a turkish milf a couple of months ago /claim

15 years ago
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
OH FUCK, haha i just rememberd i have ramb'os (silvester stalone) bullets from his gatlin gun in the movie first blood /claim

My dad and brother have pictures beside him
/Claim
15 years ago
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Mixy
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 50,514
ive never ben quoted in someones sig. :(
15 years ago
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
Nicky Hayden gave me a pair of his pro model sunglasses /claim

Shook AJ foyts hand /claim


15 years ago
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 306
Me too, my dad is making me go because I passed the class only with a 77. fml, right?
15 years ago
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icantskiiFILM
Posts: 2113 - Karma: 140
my cousin is starting off for the Counting Crows in their national tour all summer.
/claim

my other cousin is the drum tech guy for Train.
/claim

ive got more but i cant think
15 years ago
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
I saw Tony Hawk Boom Boom Huck jam when Sahun White skateboarded and he was 16. Bob Bornquist was also there and Social Distortion was the tour band. I shook Tony Hawk's hand there also/claim
15 years ago
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11957 - Karma: 12,319
we must be related/

My dad sold one of our families old cars to the russian mafia/claim
15 years ago
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bitchezluv=]
Posts: 869 - Karma: 43
you would be a little weird to, if you went through what he did. you try saving a whole city from copious amounts of ghosts and beasts .
15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
ah. at first i was like :/ but then i was like :D
15 years ago
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
these are all pretty interesting.  - my claims are:

I dated Thomas Edison's  great granddaughter and shes FUCKING HOT  /SUPERCLAIM

My bro in highschool has played on numerous radio stations and is a big upcoming jazz artist    /claim

My uncle used to live across the street from Jerry Stackhouse and I used to attend his parties  and drink beer at his house  while cruising on his boat.  /Claim

I met Roger Federer  while visiting my dad's Job in NYC  and got his autograph  while no one knew who he was   (this was in 2006 before he  became one of  the best tennis players to exist)  /Claim

I saw Donald Trump walk down the streets of NYC /Claim

I took adderall  before drinking one night and had a chance to get laid  with a  bangin slut but couldn't get a boner  so I was made fun of by her and all her friends the rest of the semester   /Claim


15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
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15 years ago
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
?
15 years ago
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FBGM
Posts: 8184 - Karma: 2,677
im just wondering if he's a wizard or not
15 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Ke$ha used to serve me tea and my former roommate/best friend used to fuck her.


My great great grandpa was Abe Lincoln's barber.


I can lick my elbow.


/claim
15 years ago
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zues
Posts: 6434 - Karma: -5,330
fuck yea baby i'm a wizard.
15 years ago
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fatherb
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 173
of every one of your slightly outlandish claims, I am having trouble believing this one the most.......
15 years ago
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
i just witnessed someone get hit by a car (not meant to be mean, im serious). /claim.

my friends house has a gated entrance. /claim.

that same friend lives next to the owner of the Detroit Pistons AND the Zetterburgs. /CLAIM!
15 years ago
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 969
i'm a direct blood relative to John Winthrop; the first governor of Massachusetts.

I have Wiz Khalifa's AIM.

i've had conversations with Bobby Brown and Phil Casabon. although that's not really a claim because they're super chill guys and easily accessible.

my great grandfather was the mayor of Yonkers, NY during the great depression. my grandma always tells stories of hundreds of people lined up outside their house, begging for money and food. pretty crazy.

oh and for anybody who blades; i've skated with thumper nagasko.


/claims?
15 years ago
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
I was quoted by chug I slipped out on a 2-inch high rail infront of B-dog, edollo, dale talkington, and some other pro at hood 2 weeks ago. That little shitbag was slippery as fuck...literally. /multiple claims ...oh! And I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast. Without any milk.
15 years ago
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,675
girls hate me /claim
i have no life other than ns /claim
haha jk ^
i have 5 different dubs on tramp /claim
and i've skied with andy parry and will wesson (kind of) /claim
15 years ago
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
I went to pick up my new skis today and got denied because the bank won't deposit it until tomorrow. /claim








/tears.
15 years ago
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MN_Nice
Posts: 3824 - Karma: 56
bank won't deposit my check. woops. /fuckup
15 years ago
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Hermondo
Posts: 1244 - Karma: 52
I've gone 70 mph on my skis before. /claim

I scuba dived near Palawan Island in the Philippines and almost got my hand bitten off. /claim

Saw the Maltese Falcon in Venice. /Is this really a claim?

umm..

Learned how to crank that batman on a cruise once. /claim

Friend claims:

My friend is a limo driver and has chauffeured Survivor Man, Wu-Tang Clan, and The Kottonmouth Kings. /claim

Three of my friends are NCAA D1 national champions in the sport of crew. One of them is a two time champ. (really fucking hard to do) /claim
15 years ago
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Black-Bandanna
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 1,603
Peep my sig.

For my claims:

- I can gainer on the ground
- I had a shout out in the original NS rap
- My girlfriend is fucking awesome
- I pole vault for a D1 track team
- I have a really big....... television
- I afterbang when I clear bars pole vaulting

/claim


15 years ago
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
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7 years ago... but still....
15 years ago
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Downtofilm
Posts: 6896 - Karma: 20,395
Hollyyyyy fuck
15 years ago
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
skated rye back in like 2003 with all the skaters from "park" the movie.
so... aragon, murda, kelso brothers.. loads of people.
15 years ago
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inb4_UMAD
Posts: 651 - Karma: 29
i'm going to bed /claim
15 years ago
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JSLV
Posts: 128 - Karma: 6
I met/jammed with Miley Cyrus at guitar center/Claim.She is very average at guitar an her voice is 10x more annoying in person but still claim
15 years ago
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MichSteeze
Posts: 536 - Karma: 12
my uncle is the athletic director for msu./claim

my grandpa was a farmer./claim

my uncle sells guns to the michigan militia./claim
15 years ago
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Dan.P
Posts: 1351 - Karma: 12
The Australian Ex prime minister's (as of last month) son's locker in the one above mine /claim
15 years ago
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