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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870

I see many inadvertent or sometimes sneaky " /claims  " lurking around NS and altough they may be interesting, they're constantly hated on. I figure here's a thread for all those claims you've been wanting to get out and not get harassed for...   Just go for it......   Claim your heart out and keep the thread unhostile (kinda the point of the thread)

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Jul 20 2010 11:15PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
i came on ns tonight
Jul 20 2010 11:16PM
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andreweckels
Posts: 594 - Karma: -4
my uncle is an extra on 24, and the guy in the yellow shirt at the party in the begining of apollo 13 /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:16PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
I'm married to Kerry.fs
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I once personnally told off Simple Plan's bassist at my local hill
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I fist-bumped Philou Poirier last week. it was chill
/claim

I have many more claims but im too tired to write them all down
/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:17PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i fucked your mom /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:17PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Im going to tokyo friday /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:18PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 502
dual citizanship
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danish
/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:20PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
oh yeah
i listen to better music than all of ns
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Jul 20 2010 11:21PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
My god uncle is the bag pipe player in Dropkick Murphy's /claim

I colored coloring books with the band Civet /claim

Jul 20 2010 11:21PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
when i saw that you posted in here i was totally expecting I fucked my 2nd cousin /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:22PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,221
third cousin/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:23PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
I don't feel the need to claim something that has a thread all about it, but if you want me to....

I fucked my 2nd cousin /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:23PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
I am twallisch's alias /claim



Jul 20 2010 11:23PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
so relatives is how you wanna play it? ok, so...

I'm related by blood, on my moms side, to Maximilien Robespierre (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maximilien_Robespierre get learned fools)
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my moms cousin married Astride Betancour (her sister was released as a hostage for the FARC guerrilla, she got kidnapped by them while on a political visit to some sketchy-ass south-american country, she was running for president of France at the time)
/claim

my great-grandfather was the chief engineer in charge of the project to enlarge the Suez canal
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and im not done....../claim
Jul 20 2010 11:23PM
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grilledsteezeyo
Posts: 1419 - Karma: 72
i just got my go-pro today and its summer/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:23PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
My ex-gf's uncle was Dan Brown (the guy who wrote the Davinchi Code) /claim

Spelling is off, I don't care /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:25PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
thats actually pretty sick, big fan of angels and demons
Jul 20 2010 11:26PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
i just ran 5 miles in 38 minutes and 15 seconds outside in 84 degree weather. /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:27PM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 297
I sat next to Ted Kennedy on a flight
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My dads bosses brother is Jake burton ( I believe)
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There's more to come
/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:29PM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
i just played the best round of golf of my life today, shot a 73 /claim

Mind you, the course was short and the par was 63, but still, i dont play golf that often so this round was epic. got 2 bogeys and 7 pars on the back 9
Jul 20 2010 11:33PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Yea, I never got to meet him though......wish I did though, love his writing
Jul 20 2010 11:34PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
i emptied my piggy bank and got $175.
over $100 more than what i had thought.
/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:34PM
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Schlop
Posts: 3640 - Karma: 24
I have a friend. This friends sister once was in a relationship with a guy in Down With Webster




/SUPER VAGUE, FAR-OFF, UNNECESSARY CLAIIIIIM
Jul 20 2010 11:34PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
my dad bought a wah-wah pedal for me that was personally recommended by bernie williams/claim

My friend in stowe ordered food from burgers on boards and the dude mis-heard him and brought it to jake carpenter(jake burton) instead of _____ carpenter/claim

kevin bacon sat a chair infront of me on the chairlift once/claim

my ski coach has been in level 1 production's movies before/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:44PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
my friends dad has john stocktons 64 corvette in his garage /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:46PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
My second cousin lives in the same town as Rik Smits /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:51PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
the one you tapped?
Jul 20 2010 11:52PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
Yea, and I've seen Rik Smits before walking, dude is sooo tall
Jul 20 2010 11:52PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
i live in the same town as Rik Smits, Ron Artest is my neighbor, and most of his family still lives there /claim
Jul 20 2010 11:54PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
i ejaculated.

/came.
Jul 20 2010 11:54PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 618
his house in upstate NY where he has a large garage filled with vintage cars?
Jul 20 2010 11:55PM
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414.
Posts: 3819 - Karma: 136
i just typed this. /claim mother fuckers.
Jul 20 2010 11:55PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9926 - Karma: 9,344
I learned backside 180s on my skateboard today

/claim
Jul 20 2010 11:55PM
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RickAstley
Posts: 953 - Karma: 32
I hung out with the guy who writes the 1000 awesome things blog/the book of awesome all day today, and he said I'm the most curious and intelligent person he had ever met /claim
Jul 21 2010 12:01AM
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austinmetsch
Posts: 525 - Karma: 17
my step aunt rode in a cab in NYC with mick jagger
Jul 21 2010 12:01AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799

Mitch Albom (the author) lives down the street from me

Hugh Jackman also lives down the street from me

I've had dinner with Chris Osgood, and met the rest of the Red Wings...in 1999

I landed my first heelside 540 on a wakeboard this week

I've landed a triple flip in Skate 3

I have a 1969 Mustang Mach 1

I've ridden my bicycle at 50mph

I'm running out of solid claims

aaannndddd....1000th post!

/CLAIM

Jul 21 2010 12:02AM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
his main house is where i live outside of Indianapolis because he played for the Pacers
Jul 21 2010 12:03AM
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.cam.
Posts: 1852 - Karma: 48
my dad owned president nixon's personal stroppe bronco (if anyone knows what that is)/claim
my cousin was in a show on usa (either white collar or blue collar i forget)/claim
Jul 21 2010 12:07AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
was once homies with chiddy bang

talked to tom wallisch twice

could do big flips once upon a time

live in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere vermont

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Jul 21 2010 12:08AM
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wiscomptonskia
Posts: 76 - Karma: 35
My cousins that live in colorado live next to jack nicholson /claim
Jul 21 2010 12:08AM
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austinmetsch
Posts: 525 - Karma: 17
i met arnold schwarzenegger in sun valley and he was a dick.
i go to school with all of howie long(the ex football player and now commentator)'s kids and have met him many times.
Jul 21 2010 12:13AM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
met seth morrison at a pizza place in Frisco, CO
Jul 21 2010 12:15AM
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Dildos
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
i am a dildo/claim
Jul 21 2010 12:15AM
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Otter.
Posts: 1161 - Karma: 84
CLAIM GAME!!!!!!
Jul 21 2010 12:18AM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
thats pretty cool I guess
Jul 21 2010 12:24AM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Ive exposed my self to multiple under age girls
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Aaron carter has ruffled my hair
/claim
Ive been in the bitch who plays MJ in spidermans house
/claim
Im sure ill be back with more
Jul 21 2010 12:32AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
does anyone else think that the young miley cyrus icon makes this really really fucked up?
Jul 21 2010 12:38AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
same.

And post #1337 /claim
Jul 21 2010 12:39AM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
re reading that it doesnt make any sense ive been in the house of the bitch who plays mj in spiderman
/claim
Jul 21 2010 12:43AM
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chardi
Posts: 5040 - Karma: 59
Oh MY GOD!   YOU are soooo LuckY!!  I love the dunkin dutchman more than words can describe!  if you ever like meet him, get an autograph, ect, I would pay BIG MONEY to get that shit!  he is basically my hero.  tell him to make it out to Tom.
Jul 21 2010 12:47AM
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[-mvee-]
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 10
my macs' battery has 2 minutes left. /claim.

ive chilled with snowboarding up-and-comer kyle mack before...whos sponsored my burton. /claim.

ive seen barack obama is person. /claim.

i passed a lime green LAMBO in my stock car, while recording it all on my cell phone. /claim.

met michigan state universities' basketball coach Tom Izzo many many times. /claim.
Jul 21 2010 12:47AM
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