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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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skiminnesota
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doing accounting homework on a sat night cause you want the A. lololol
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majora
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pooping in others' mouths.
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FBGM
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we were driving to dinner and this lady was crossing the street (all of our windows were open) and he goes "IS THAT AN INDIAN????"
also when my mom was hatin on me i said "god dammit its cause im black isnt it?" he laughed for a good 45 seconds. but it was the kind of laugh like 'that was funny because black people are irrelevant'
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FBGM
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saving a life.
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SteezyOhio
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help a turtle cross the road again? eh

using your ps2 strictly for watching dvd's
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FBGM
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NO, but it was two turtles and that DEFINITELY counts.
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SteezyOhio
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Higher thing- having sex near a body of water as wild animals watch you and geese roam freely, then eating fast food, driving around, and calling newschooles who live in the heart of america.
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FBGM
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??? that didn't happen.
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SteezyOhio
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hey! get out of here! this is my romantic dream of the "best day ever!" ;)
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FBGM
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:) akron aint the heart of america babe.
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SteezyOhio
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I just face palmed so hard, i think i gave myself a black eye

forth grade ohio history 101, read first sentence.
http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/entry.php?rec=1882
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SteezyOhio
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FBGM
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liar.
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SteezyOhio
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false
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FBGM
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OHIO IS FOR LOVERS! I GET IT NOW! THAT'S STUPID IT DOESNT EVEN LOOK LIKE A HEART!
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I-Ski-AK
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+ karma for the sickest damn icon i have ever seen. i have a RHCP stencil on my ARVs. 10/10.
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SteezyOhio
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do you even know how to read, i mean you do have to do reading in cook books right?

also this is the internet, not a frying pan, do a little deeper investigation, from the link i posted above.

"In 1984, the Ohio Division of Travel and Tourism created the slogan, "Ohio, The Heart of It All" to promote tourism. The office adopted this slogan for many reasons. One reason why was because Ohio roughly resembles a heart in shape. Also, Ohio is a very populous state with many activities of all sorts for residents and visitors. People can visit zoos, museums, or art galleries, attend college or professional sporting events, or participate in the state's many outdoor activities. This slogan appeared on all official publications of the Ohio Division of Travel and Tourism. The state also placed it upon signs welcoming people to Ohio, as well as upon license plates. In the early 2000s, the Ohio Division of Travel and Tourism created a new slogan, "Ohio, So Much to Discover,"to replace "Ohio, The Heart of It All." Both slogans promote Ohio's diversity in people and activities."

It is also located where the heart would in theory be for the Motherland
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gigi.d
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SteezyOhio is from Akron? My grandparents/every relative on my mom's side like in Akron or close to it. Damn crazy.
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CKpolicy
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thats called the AC Slater
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FBGM
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:)
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apcaipse
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Tyler, you're from Akron?
You should go tap this girl named Kassie Robbertson.

She's hot.

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FBGM
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lol girlfriend
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SteezyOhio
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any clue where she goes to school? cause literally 50 of my fb friends are friends with her, sorta weird haha

also^^^^^ where from around akron to other dude haha
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Benjo
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this
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Aaaron.
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what about ssx tricky?
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apcaipse
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She goes to Revere High and is graduating in '11. I met her from a blogging site called Tumblr, haha small world.



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IceCreamer
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Ma grandma has a crib in hudson.
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nstubler
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hahaaha
what?
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SteezyOhio
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i dont really play video games, if i owned it and had friends over we would play, yet i dont own it. only game i've ever played on it was james bond night fire, multi player mostly.


^^ she goes to revere? haha shit thats literally 5 minutes from where i live, its the town next to me, and i concur, i'd bang her if i didn't have a gf.

^ grandma lives in Hudson? i probably mow her grass haha, if she lives in my neighborhood i make profit by woo'ing elderly women, which leads to them opening their blouses and check books at my pleasure. ;)
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FBGM
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gross
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SteezyOhio
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so is sex by a pond.
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FBGM
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cool i never did that.
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SteezyOhio
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i did
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FBGM
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okay so you're trying to tell me that you agree with me about you being gross? :P
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CypressGrove
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I hate driving though Ohio. Last time I got pulled over, fucking helicopter tagged me.

I like the chill/boring mellowness though.

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SteezyOhio
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ohio fucking sucks. corn fields and old people who cant afford flordia, dying economy and homeless people, meth labs, and cattle. fuckin sweet. haha
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MattWeiss
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haha yeah but we also got the MVP son, thats right LBJ killin it again! 

Higher Things from Ohio:

-BTNH

-Jeffery Daumer (jk but he was from here)

-Skyway/Swensons

-the Cuyahoga River, haha dirty ass river

-Halle Berry

-Serpent Mound

-the Wright Brothers

-Cuyahoga Falls, as seen in the famous movie Tommy Boy, maybe you've herd of it...

oh yeah and this is my 600th btw

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FBGM
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lululemon underwear
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0123456789
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pics will be the judge of that...
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Steeze_Cake
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i pee sitting down, even when i dont have to shit.
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riddsicle
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your girlfriend telling you she is horny
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skiminnesota
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pretty sure that means something else.....


but im not going there.
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I-Ski-AK
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[point.
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Aaaron.
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that moment where you know without a doubt that the girl you are into is into you as well.

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mackcamp
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doing coke lines off the toilet seats in a women's gas station bathroom.
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FBGM
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same but when its a boy
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ChillTeenDad420
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when you realize that you just touched tom wallisch's skis. true story
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Milksteak
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Everyone involved with this thread, I applaud you. *Stands up whilst clapping and shaking head in utter amazement at how fantastic this thread is*
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Aaaron.
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most definitely.
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FBGM
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after saving up for months to buy it. yes.
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