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The Higher Things Thread

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SteezyOhio
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Things that i Find to be off a Higher class
Pooping
Pooping when you take your pants entirely off/ pooping naked
eating food in bed, knowing you are going to get crumbs in your bed
just general cupping of ones testicles

list more things you find to be of higher class...

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SteezyOhio
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mowing the grass and having it start to rain as you have 5 minutes left. so refreshing.
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jeaaaa
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not living in ohio
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zahava
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win
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Justo8484
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enjoying a fine beer out of a belgian chalice.

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geet
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not living in canada
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I-Ski-AK
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Living in Alaska
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Negro_Jesus
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drinking slurpies in the shower
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steevner
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Having some sort of music emitting device to bring around outside. Makes me feel like a boss when I'm the mobile DJ.

Having people stop and admire you doing some sort of show of abilities. We started doing flips off the slackline the other day, and people just stop and watch us on the way across campus.

Being complimented on your looks or how you smell.

Sprinting off the end of the dock in the summer.

Wearing sunglasses out in the morning, and having it get super sunny that day.

Bombing into a jump, and seeing the whole park chair turned around to see what you do.

Summer driving in a borrowed convertible.

Longboarding down the middle of a normally-crowded street at 3 in the morning, and having it all to yourself.

Looking at a test and realizing you actually know the material it's on.

Getting an extra good price on dope.

Winning beer chugging contests.

Not hitting a small rock on your longboard, and not falling rolling slower than you walk because of hitting said rock...

When shuffle puts on all your favorite songs in such a perfect order.

Finding sick new music.

Summer.


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PurpleDino
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or of an extension cord.  man those things are bitches to put away
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Relish_man
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-sleeping with your friend (same sex) because youre too lazy to pull out an extra mattress
-putting off homework to the last second (extra points if its due in the next hour)
-eating tangerines whilst baked
-doing illegal things while your parents are around
-hucking loogies onto little childrens sandcastles
-repoing ginger kid's bikes
-walking on a train track
-destroying things that still fucntion properly
-destroying things that no long function properly
-destroying things that arent technically ''Yours''
-swimming in a strangers pool
-exploring buildings that are under construction
-wishing people a happy birthday on Facebook
etc
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SteezyOhio
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this was an awesome fucking addition to the list. i feel like somebody should collectively make a legit list of everything from the thread that has become a "higher thing"

my addition- make a thread while you were completely baked and not expecting more then 10 replies, yet receiving 11 fucking pages of genius and stupidity



^also to the kid who said not living in ohio- no sucking e-dick with a "favorite members" thread.
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.jon
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standing on top of buildings at night

buying half-price donuts at Holiday gas stations after 4 pm!!!!!!
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jack+
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hitting from the ROB tee's at my local golf course. (aka rotten old bastards)
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pmills
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Jake...
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having someone else put on your socks.
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geet
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having someone else tie your shoe
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Bar_Down
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pomme-de-terre
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fucking monocles dude


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CTD
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win.

but for real, Ohioans tend to kick ass, cause you have to to get the fuck out of Ohio
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I-Ski-AK
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haha he never came back..must have been, sex with nutella jar=much higher thing.
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Charles^stevens
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Driving down main roads/highways at night with the car lights off,  just going by moonlight.  With people in the car, who aren't really down for the idea.
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SteezyOhio
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yes, or having somebody new ride with you and a bunch of your friends (who are use to your eratic dangerous driving and understand your an amazing driver you just drive like a total jackass cause its fun. almost made a girl pee her pants last night because i swerved across the road to hit this really deep puddle that covered my entire car)
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FBGM
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HAHAHAHA
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SteezyOhio
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eating in bed while surfing ns
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FBGM
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eating in bed while surfing ns and texting other newschoolers.
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SteezyOhio
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well you sure as fuck ain't texting this newschooler right now, so whats the deal!?! [=p
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FBGM
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well i'm texting a different newschooler. you didn't text me back yesterday!
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SteezyOhio
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 no, i was just there for you to rant to. doesn't count i guess. tell dictator i say hi.
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applejuice.
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driving thru oakland, or any long series of lights for that matter, and timing your speed perfectly so you pass through the intersection just as the light is going from red to green.
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finnajon5
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being able to pray
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pomme-de-terre
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having the light go from yellow to red, because you thought you could make it, but just stomping the gass and running the red anyways.



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applejuice.
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hahah i call them pink lights.
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prontocuts.com
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Color blindness or color vision deficiency is the inability to perceive differences between some of the colors that others can distinguish. It is most often of genetic nature, but may also occur because of eye, nerve, or brain damage, or exposure to certain chemicals. The English chemist John Dalton published the first scientific paper on the subject in 1798, "Extraordinary facts relating to the vision of colours",[1] after the realization of his own color blindness. Because of Dalton's work, the condition was often called daltonism, although this term is now used for a type of color blindness called deuteranopia.
Color blindness is usually classed as a mild disability, however, in certain situations color blind individuals have an advantage over those with normal color vision. There are some studies which conclude that color blind individuals are better at penetrating certain color camouflages and it has been suggested that this may be the evolutionary explanation for the surprisingly high frequency of congenital red-green colour blindness.[2
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Rafe
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boat shoes and hammocks
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MattWeiss
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finding the perfect herb garden to chill in on a warm spring night, watching the sun go down

crusing around listening to the radio on the scan fucntion, and finding many stations you never knew existed

smoking in the woods watching a huge storm roll in and then finishing and running to your car just as it starts to rain, then watching said storm and pyrotechnics unfold from reclined seats
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Aaaron.
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I-Ski-AK
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BACON TITS?!
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I-Ski-AK
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SteezyOhio
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hahahahahahaha
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skiminnesota
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passing people while driving in the right lane.


learn to fucking drive people.
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lloyd_christmas
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this never ceases to amaze me.  i will just stare at them like with a look of total disbelief when i pass them , hopefully they get the message.  it's unreal; one of my biggest pet peeves for sure.

being at a crowded bar with a few friends watching your team win when most of the bar hates said team.  throw in a round of shots while everyone watches you celebrate for extra highness.
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FBGM
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georgetown tobacco.
that is all.
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ECfreeski3
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that truly is a higher thing
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FBGM
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yes, very much so in any way you want to look at it haha
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kpow
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thats the best
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skiminnesota
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not a higher thing yet. but its in the works.


someday when im not a broke ass college student and i leave my scar on the earth, otherwise known as the kick ass house im gonna build.

it will have a urinal. seriously, best feature in a home EVAR nothing screams "what eva what eva i do what i want" like a urinal in your house.
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baethoven
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having a runny nose and blowing it all out in one snort, producing a perfectly clear nasal passage.
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SteezyOhio
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ahh yes
or a balcony off of one of your rooms/bedroom that just has a plank off the end so you can freely pee into the grass below as you please. nothing beats peeing outdoors, why not make it luxurious
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