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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
granted but they give you the wrong package.

I wish that I could do dub corks
Aug 26 2011 11:01AM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted but you can only do them on a tramp, and never on skis

i wish i had a mustache like dr.phil.
Aug 26 2011 5:25PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
bretton woods
Aug 26 2011 8:54PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted but you will never get laid

wish my brother didnt have the car tonight
Aug 26 2011 9:06PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
Granted, but you dont have anywhere to go because of your lack of life.
I wish I had a Vw Golf Gti
Aug 26 2011 9:22PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7268 - Karma: 33,300
Granted but you get hit by a semi
I wish I didnt work tomorrow
Aug 26 2011 9:36PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
granted but you get fired and dont have any money.

i wish they werent hyping up the hurricane so much (because i was supposed to go to six flags and now i cant :(
Aug 26 2011 9:43PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

Granted, but six flags will be closed for a week.

I wish I had cash for groceries

Aug 26 2011 9:45PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but you get mugged on the way to the store

i wish i had a nice big bowl of reeses puffs
Aug 26 2011 9:53PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
yes but it was reeses shit

i wish i had 100000000 dollers and i coulnt die nor it get stolen lost, burned
Aug 26 2011 9:57PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
let me just hold up this thread to say that was a really half-assed attempt at destroying a wish. my wish deserved better than that
Aug 26 2011 9:59PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
the puffs were pecies of shit
Aug 26 2011 10:02PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
^^ agreed your wish was granted as receiving reward puffs to reward him reeses shit wouldn't grant his wish. Your wish is granted but you don't have milk. I wish Michael Scott didn't leave the office
Aug 26 2011 10:04PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
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Aug 26 2011 10:08PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
you have 100000000 dollers but sadly that does not mean anything

i wish i had Stept's Weight
Aug 26 2011 10:21PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
granted but u droped the disk and it got scratched

i wish ECB had a perma ban
Aug 26 2011 10:23PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598

granted but he he become an admin

i wish i could skip my driving class

Aug 26 2011 10:28PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
r u a retard he was perma banned u cant come back to ns after being perma banned even to become a admin
Aug 26 2011 10:32PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
why the fuck you wish he get perma ban when hes already bann
Aug 26 2011 10:35PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
ur a dipshit
Aug 26 2011 10:36PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Make a wish.
Aug 26 2011 10:37PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7268 - Karma: 33,300
granted, but youre never alound to step in a motorized vehicle again.
I wish it was winter and i was able to ski on a mountain with snow, where i cant get injured and there is endless pow and nothing stood in my way of skiing the endless pow.
Aug 27 2011 8:45AM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted but the only skis you own are blades and afterbangs.

I wish i was cool.
Aug 27 2011 10:34AM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
Granted but you were too cool and froze


I wish it was winter
Aug 27 2011 12:42PM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15
Granted but youre in the wrong hemisphere.

I wish my parents loved me
Aug 27 2011 12:59PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Granted, but you're adopted and have a brother that get's way better grades and is alot more mature and nice.

I wish that it was winter already so I could go skiing, and that I had a ton of money to spend on ski stuff.
Aug 27 2011 1:25PM
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613.
Posts: 827 - Karma: 164
Granted, but you go blind the next day.

I wish i had a pig that shits gold.
Aug 27 2011 1:48PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but he only shits on your pillow and it still smells like shit

i wish i didnt have to lifeguard today
Aug 27 2011 2:40PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
U dont but ur NS acount gets banned because ur a fucktard
Aug 27 2011 2:43PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but you have to lifeguard every day for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a trampoline.
Aug 27 2011 2:43PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
i wish i wasnt in the car right meow
Aug 27 2011 2:47PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
granted, but you've flown through the windshield.

i wish i didn't have to go to work today.
Aug 27 2011 3:50PM
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PartyHon
Posts: 2019 - Karma: 425
granted. but when you didn't show up you were fired and replaced

i wish my medical bills were paid off
Aug 27 2011 3:54PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11986 - Karma: 12,239
granted but then you turn gay

i wish i had thicker hair

Aug 27 2011 3:57PM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
granted but now its all over your body.


i wish i had a dog.
Aug 27 2011 4:02PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
granted but your dog is gay


I wish I had some heroin
Aug 27 2011 4:04PM
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emilyiscool
Posts: 1628 - Karma: 60
granted but the needles infected with aids

i wish i had some mdma
Aug 27 2011 4:05PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
granted but you really just bough bathsalts/ research chem'd


I wish i was surfing right now
Aug 27 2011 4:08PM
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skiingute
Posts: 630 - Karma: 15

Granted but as you're ripping the gnarliest double overhead tube of your life a dolphin tears through the wave and breaks 3 ribs, collapses a lung, ruptures your ear drum and you suffer a concussion.

I wish it wasnt so hot

Aug 27 2011 4:33PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
granted but your prolly in hell

durp
Aug 27 2011 4:56PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51263 - Karma: 157,455
this thread is full of the herp

everybody in this thread now has a long list of std's
Aug 27 2011 5:01PM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 71
No big deal...
Sep 1 2011 10:40PM
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

granted but it will be -60 degrees fahrenheit and you will freeze your ass off

i wish i had all of the ON3P skis (whole set)

Sep 1 2011 10:47PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
granted but u dont have legs



i wish people would stop scamming on ns
Sep 2 2011 10:21AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Granted but the only things left to sell trad for are VERY SICK BLUE JaCKET and siZe schmedium Burton gear. I wish I had a black ignant instead of blue.
Sep 5 2011 10:55AM
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Rodigan
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 1,814

Granted but the iggy got a life size pic of Shaun White on the back

I wish i had a job that allowed me to ski all day

Sep 5 2011 11:05AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Granted but trust me it doesn't pay shit. I wish park crew paid a banger wage.
Sep 5 2011 11:19AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
granted but you're paid in coupons redeemable at the Dollar Store

i wish i had something to do right now
Sep 5 2011 11:29AM
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ReppinE.C.
Posts: 9 - Karma: 10
granted, but your something to do is Hagrid from Harry Potter




I wish it was snowing
Sep 5 2011 11:48AM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Granted, but its 36 degrees F so it doesnt stay.

I wish i had a job
Sep 5 2011 12:53PM
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