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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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NJurkiewicz
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 697
Granted nut it is eating dog shit

I wish I was apart of the band Yes.
Aug 1 2011 5:45PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
Granted but no body in the band likes you


I wish i lived in tahoe.
Aug 1 2011 6:01PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but the world ends the next day.



I wish my brother would get out of the bathroom
Aug 1 2011 7:30PM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted but the door is locked and no one can get in.


i wish i had weed
Aug 1 2011 7:32PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
Granted but it's laced with potassium chloride (KCl) so after smoking you get a cardiac arrest and die.


I wish I wasn't so gaperish.
Aug 25 2011 6:37PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
granted but due to global warming it never snows again

I wish my home mountain would build a huge park
Aug 25 2011 6:49PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
granted but you ski sundown
Aug 25 2011 6:55PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Granted but you snowboard. I wish I lived in bc.
Aug 25 2011 7:06PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
Granted. But due to uncontrollable outbreaks against the government you are killed in a riot by a flaming molotov.

I wished I would date a super sexy cheerleader from the Dallas Cowboys
Aug 25 2011 7:09PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5884 - Karma: 3,502
granted but she has aids and leukimia all at the same time
Aug 25 2011 7:55PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Granted but due to uncontrollable outbreaks against the Dallas cowboys by the Chicago bears you are killed by a molotov cocktail. HA! See what i did there. I wish my dog could use the toilet
Aug 25 2011 8:04PM
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HARVERSACE
Posts: 763 - Karma: 372
Granted, but he still chooses to crap on the floor!!

I wish i could turn invisible
Aug 25 2011 8:24PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Granted but when you do so does everyone else. I wish my Gatorade was red.
Aug 25 2011 10:10PM
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
Granted, but every sip you take it changes flavors. I wish I had 400 dildos.
Aug 25 2011 10:12PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
granted but you use them all slaying all that poon. i wish all this rain was snow!!!
Aug 25 2011 10:18PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
unfortunately all of them are rigged with explosives. i want to walk on the moon
Aug 25 2011 10:19PM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
granted, but they leave your sorry ass there. I wish I lived in L.A.
Aug 25 2011 10:20PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
but u dont have any oxygen

I want a cannon D500
Aug 25 2011 10:20PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
granted, but the genie has an extremely skewed definiton of "perfect"
Aug 25 2011 10:26PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
Granted, but everyone else in your family is killed by ostriches.
Aug 25 2011 10:27PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted, but the ostriches slowly kill that kids family.

I wish it was ski season.
Aug 25 2011 10:48PM
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.Ian.
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 71
Granted, but you broke your leg and are out for the season.


I wish I had a hot girlfriend
Aug 25 2011 10:51PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 346
granted, but she has a penis

i wish my room was clean
Aug 25 2011 10:56PM
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Woodenshjips
Posts: 432 - Karma: 83
granted, but you have to clean your moms vagina and everybody's room in your city.

i wish i had unlimited weed to smoke
Aug 25 2011 11:01PM
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KillaSeason
Posts: 3495 - Karma: 1,773
granted someone smeared dog shit on the walls.

I wish I had a big ass set of titties
Aug 25 2011 11:01PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Granted but one is significantly bigger. I wish it was soo warm out
Aug 25 2011 11:05PM
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Z-Juice
Posts: 3151 - Karma: 1,504
granted but you get aggressive skin cancer. I wish I could get Final Cut Pro illegally without my computer being destroyed
Aug 25 2011 11:20PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted but you download after effects and your computer explodes.

I wish i was on the Jersey Shore.
Aug 25 2011 11:27PM
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.squirrely.
Posts: 7563 - Karma: 7,540
Granted but you tan too much and die of skin cancer and excessive fist pumping. I wish all this rain was SNOW!!!
Aug 25 2011 11:45PM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
granted but it melts immediately.

I wish I had a working computer charger
Aug 25 2011 11:54PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
sure, have your computer charger. Little do you know it was traded in ransom for your entire family and their home.

I wish I had absolutely nothing wrong in my life or my friends and families lives.
Aug 26 2011 12:05AM
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Raz.
Posts: 7456 - Karma: 1,611
granted, but i dont hace the heart to destroy it. I wish my health problems dissapeared
Aug 26 2011 12:16AM
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Petersaurusrex
Posts: 1380 - Karma: 80
Granted, but you got cancer right after.





I wish I had a big ass pizza right now.
Aug 26 2011 12:18AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Granted but hurricane Irene will destroy you
Aug 26 2011 12:20AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
/ thread?
Aug 26 2011 1:01AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, but you accidentally ordered dog shit as a topping, and that pizza is the only food you have for the week.

I wish I had money for new skis.
Aug 26 2011 1:20AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
granted but you can only spend it buying manure.


I wish I had money for a new lens
Aug 26 2011 1:22AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, but you can only spend it buying pocket lint.

(Ha HA. At least manure is useful! I could totally start a vegetable garden!)

I wish I had iOS 5, right now.
Aug 26 2011 1:29AM
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[tk]
Posts: 3863 - Karma: 1,906
granted, buy you only have a PC.

I wish i could have a lifetime supply of flavor blasted goldfish
Aug 26 2011 1:35AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
granted but they're stale

I wish I could skate at a skatepark near my house
Aug 26 2011 1:43AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
granted, but then it rains all day everyday


i wish i could go on vacation for a long time.
Aug 26 2011 1:47AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Granted, but you're on vacation in Mongolia.

I wish...


I wish I could live with a beautiful woman, in a beautiful house, with lots of money, and be happy no matter what, for the rest of my life. BAM
Aug 26 2011 2:06AM
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skeedle
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 628
granted, but you die the day after you move into your new house. (short life bud)


I wish.....for a pony!
Aug 26 2011 2:11AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Granted but then he kicks you in the teeth. I wish this was an I phone 5
Aug 26 2011 8:46AM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
granted.......BUT YOU DON'T HAVE A PENIS HAHA

i wish i had my fucking driver's license
Aug 26 2011 9:05AM
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sammy_
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 467
granted but you cant find a car to drive




i wish hurricane irene wont come
Aug 26 2011 10:38AM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
granted, however, a volcano sprouts up in Ohio and erupts, covering the entire northern east coast in dust, ash, and magma.
I wish i could afford a pair of brand new skis.
Aug 26 2011 10:41AM
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Ryan*
Posts: 1827 - Karma: 1,195
Granted, but they get destroyed in the Ohio volcano eruption.

I wish my shit would pack itself for college.
Aug 26 2011 10:49AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Granted, but when you open your suitcase you find your shit, not your clothes.


I wish UPS would get here already, even though it's only 11am.
Aug 26 2011 10:56AM
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Departmentsaur
Posts: 277 - Karma: 28
granted, but it accidentally packs itself into the incinerator.

I wish my non-existent skis weren't destroyed in the eruption.
Aug 26 2011 10:58AM
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