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Destroy a Wish: forum game

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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
okay ive been on many other forums and this game gets pretty funny. 
Okay so this is how it works.  the person who posted above you has mad a wish.  Your wish always gets granted but it comes with something you dont like.  Its kinda hard to explain but ill show you guys.

I wish I lived in the mountains!
then the next person goes

Granted,  but your in Africa and it never snows.
then you make your own wish.
 
ill make my own wish reply to it in my next post





I wish I had On3p Jmos!

Feb 12 2010 3:57PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Grnted but it's my job. I wish I could win this game.
Sep 5 2011 8:28PM
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YoungJeezy
Posts: 252 - Karma: 13
Granted, but right as you win your dick falls off.

I wish I had smaller feet
Sep 5 2011 8:35PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
Granted, but they don't make ski boots that small.
Sep 5 2011 8:37PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 119
Fuck.

I wish I has a Canon DSLR camera that could shoot 60p.
Sep 5 2011 8:38PM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
Granted, but it's broken.

I wish mountains in NY could open earlier.
Sep 5 2011 8:40PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
granted. but you have no gear, no legs, no arms, no eyes. I wish i had a pair of Full tilts size 26
Sep 5 2011 9:22PM
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pelle_munch
Posts: 4110 - Karma: 502
granted, but you're missing all 10 toes
Sep 5 2011 9:31PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but your feet grow 2 sizes overnight

i wish i didnt have to start classes tomorrow
Sep 5 2011 9:32PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Granted but you're a bum. I wish my yard didn't look like shit from this last storm.
Sep 5 2011 11:10PM
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jabroni.
Posts: 662 - Karma: 235
granted, but your yard now is full of mexcican landscapers. and i mean full. piles of them.

i wish i had a wish that couldnt be granted?
Sep 5 2011 11:21PM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
ur wish dosent matter

i wish that jabroni. should change his name
Sep 5 2011 11:22PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
Granted but the second its granted, you get sodomized but lightning and someone drops a matress in your pool and you have no crane and you died.


I wish I could get a handie from Faye Reagan
Sep 5 2011 11:24PM
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Jaimee.
Posts: 846 - Karma: 87
Granted, but she was holding sandpaper

I wish that I lived closer to campus.
Oct 26 2011 11:30PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Granted but the people who live above you are Indian

I wish that the people who live above me weren't Indian
Oct 26 2011 11:35PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 630
Granted, but campus is in Afghanistan

I wish I had more defined calf muscles
Oct 26 2011 11:36PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted, but you took steroids to do so and your dick shrivels up to 1/4 of an inch.

I wish my boots didnt give me shinbang
Oct 26 2011 11:39PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
granted, but theyre baby cow muscles. I wish for a cooler roommate
Oct 26 2011 11:42PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Granted but it's Mr. Freeze (a thank you) so it's always cold as shit

I wish I had more than 5 tv channels
Oct 26 2011 11:44PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted, and it snows 3 feet. But i steal 1 boot from your house and saw you ski in half

I wish the 2nd jiberish drop would come sooner
Oct 26 2011 11:45PM
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CatDaddy
Posts: 591 - Karma: 18
granted but they poop inside of your brand new iggy. I wish my saga would come
Oct 26 2011 11:46PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted, but you ordered childs xtra small

i wish i could fly
Oct 26 2011 11:48PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 630
granted, but they sent a small

i wish my dick wasn't 1/4"
Oct 26 2011 11:48PM
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Jakx~
Posts: 653 - Karma: 503
Granted but its so big it hurts with each step.

I wish i was skiing pow right now.
Oct 26 2011 11:49PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 630
i love that we responded with the same thing at the exact same time...mind fuck
Oct 26 2011 11:52PM
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NsnS79
Posts: 481 - Karma: 60
granted, but with that mind fuck you are way to lose and never get mind fucked again.
i wish i was snowboarding in a sick park right now
Oct 26 2011 11:57PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted, but you snowboard and therefore gay as fuck so you pretty much destroyed your own wish.

i wish i had a mcnasty right now
Oct 26 2011 11:59PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
Granted, but now a clan of 21 homosexual chinese obese male hookers now live above you

I wish that weed was good for you
Oct 27 2011 12:10AM
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steezeknees
Posts: 819 - Karma: 9
granted but you can never get high again in your life
Oct 27 2011 12:20AM
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maxwell666
Posts: 554 - Karma: 20
granted, but a disease ravages the worlds cannabis plants and they go extinct in 4 days.

I wish whoever tries to corrupt my wish contracts every std known to man.
Oct 27 2011 4:53AM
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TOUCHE
Posts: 1183 - Karma: 162
granted but he comes and rapes you one night while you are sleeping

i wish i knew where maxwell666 slept
Oct 27 2011 6:13AM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
then he fucking killed you
i wish i didnt have to go to school
Oct 27 2011 6:43AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
granted, but you'll get homeschooled by a fat chick who smells like onions ....


i wish i had mad schwagg !!
Oct 27 2011 6:51AM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
granted, but you can barely put on a pair of skis let alone go down the hill with them on.


I wish I lived in B.C
Oct 27 2011 7:05AM
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kingskier
Posts: 1045 - Karma: 11
granted, but you cant leave vancouver.
Oct 27 2011 7:38AM
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SenditSerg
Posts: 272 - Karma: 137
granted, but BC is filled with solid 7's
i wish i could do math
Oct 27 2011 1:12PM
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SwitchMisty540
Posts: 1862 - Karma: 630
granted but you are like that guy in rain man and you can't even tie your own shoes

i wish i had a piece of bubble gum right now, serious cotton mouth
Oct 27 2011 1:15PM
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ryantheconnolly
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 108
granted but thats all you can do and you have to invent a way to communicate with other people through numbers and equations

i wish i could fall asleep easier
Oct 27 2011 1:17PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014

but every morning u wake up with a gremlin in ur bed and u cant remember any thing........

i wish i owned a better gameboy

Oct 27 2011 8:49PM
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Jpurd
Posts: 3196 - Karma: 3,554
granted, but Jon Olsson takes your one and only copy of Jiblife.


I wish I could make an epic thread

Oct 27 2011 8:58PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Granted, but on the second page it becomes a shit storm and sprials down from there and gets deleted

i wish i was a donator
Oct 27 2011 9:40PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
Granted: except you still can't see the hot girls thread.

I wish was better at the Bass
Oct 27 2011 9:58PM
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Asterisk
Posts: 954 - Karma: 199
Granted, but you're not allowed to play it.

I wish my wish is unruinable
Oct 27 2011 10:01PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
granted but there is a space time continum and you create a blackhole, therefore making you as asshole for doing so.

I wish goldfish would die
Oct 27 2011 10:07PM
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NinetyFour
Posts: 8650 - Karma: 13,409
Granted but you must now eat all of them. Or else.

I wish that the yoga pants thread stayed up. That was hilarious.
Oct 27 2011 10:14PM
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Caleb.E
Posts: 3556 - Karma: 1,014

granted,

u get cought selling them allto babys in china....

i wish there would be snow on the ground

Oct 27 2011 10:21PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
Granted, but they are all fat men instead. Where's the destroy the picture above you thread??
I wish that shamwows went 'SHAM' when you use them, causing you to say wow!
Oct 27 2011 10:29PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Granted, but they don't actually absorb anything.

I wish that my schoolwork would do itself.
Oct 27 2011 10:30PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Unrelated but what happened to your post count? wasnt it super high like in the thousands?
Oct 27 2011 10:30PM
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