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Thoughts on rockering skis.

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Brentizzle
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K so i had the spur of the moment idea. Im goin to hood this summer and ive noticed that all the hood thugz are reppin the skinny rockered skis. So i thought to myself, im pretty hood, i need some rockered skiny skis cuz my chopstick are just way to wide! So i took my brand new volkl walls and drove my truck on them to give em sum rocker. So far its working pretty well. i just wanted some other opinions.

Pretty good idea hey.
Jun 18 2009 8:34PM
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cassFLOW
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point of rockering park skis is...
Feb 24 2011 9:14AM
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Canepski
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hahahahahhaha thts hilarious
Feb 24 2011 9:21AM
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jdeb7
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haha this is awesome i was reading this in class and had to try so hard not to laugh
Feb 24 2011 2:17PM
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Lubibaby
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Yo I broke my Dynastar Troublemakers this season and they sent me some new Sixth Sense Spins. They're alright but they actually have a reverse rocker that they call spring blade technology or some shit. Pretty sweet pop and landing absorption, but they're retarded for turning. Who cares though, turnings for fucking pussies.
Feb 24 2011 2:59PM
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tim_b
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those correctly done rockers look buttery
Feb 24 2011 4:23PM
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CousinEddie
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This is the next "How to get to chad's form the bottom of alta"

I'm claiming my spot.

Apr 26 2011 10:22PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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a couple strips of duct tape will do the trick

Apr 27 2011 1:01AM
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_DUSTY_
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I do believe you meant to say win.
Apr 27 2011 1:09AM
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loganimlach
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i was thinking about this thread last night and started laughing my ass off.

bump.
May 4 2011 11:50AM
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cool_name
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oh god this is a joke! i need to move my car quickly then!
May 5 2011 7:18PM
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DW.
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threads
May 5 2011 7:36PM
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crunkiest
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x2
May 6 2011 12:27AM
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james6345789
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Holy shit this deserves a bump!
Jan 16 2012 10:16AM
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Supergyro
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Indeed. This was the first thread I ever read on ns and it's the one that convinced me to stay. Inb4 CSB
Jan 16 2012 10:20AM
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GypsyLovin
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Just screw a 2x4 over the break and then mount your bindings on that for sure!
Jan 16 2012 10:23AM
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HamFaceGirl
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Oh I forgot how much I love this thread
Jan 16 2012 10:38AM
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itsgarrett
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I'm guessing you never thought of the possibility of the skis breaking in half?
Jan 16 2012 10:42AM
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FBGM
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Ahaha I love when this gets bumped.
Jan 16 2012 3:45PM
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skiRay
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idk how i missed this thread, but im glad you bumped it, some of the most funny shit ive ever seen on ns haha
Jan 16 2012 3:55PM
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Pool.
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hahaha what a boss
Jan 16 2012 4:02PM
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NTPJ
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so funny, significantly improved my chemistry homework
Jan 16 2012 4:13PM
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loganimlach
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hahahaha it never stops being funny.
Jan 17 2012 4:39AM
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VD.
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Anybody who's thinking of starting an indie ski company, you dont need a ski press just use a car

Jan 17 2012 12:49PM
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Brentizzle
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well i think more people need to see
Jan 27 2012 1:34PM
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ChocolateMilk.
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Omfg almost died of laughter.
Jan 27 2012 2:19PM
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DayMan
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Lolololol I just got some strange looks for bursting into lolz in class. This is one of the funniest, if not not the most funniest, thread I've ever read on here
Jan 27 2012 3:02PM
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Dlud
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This is the funniest thread on NS
Jan 28 2012 1:25PM
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rareison
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This thread is lolz
Jan 28 2012 1:41PM
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Lucas
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Lolz were had
Jan 28 2012 2:29PM
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SteezySanders
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hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Feb 9 2012 12:07AM
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so_gangk
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shit, last time i saw this thread it was a single page
Feb 9 2012 1:11PM
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hEmZoRz
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Ahhahaahahhaha when i saw the bindings nailed into the skis i just lost it. This has to be the most hilarious thing ive seen on ns!!
Feb 9 2012 3:57PM
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.boz
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I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS THREAD!!
Feb 9 2012 4:03PM
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Ac31stuff
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can anyone hit me up with a pair of the nailed snowblades
Mar 21 2012 6:17PM
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jdubbs.
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epic thread is epic
Mar 21 2012 7:24PM
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cheener12
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hahaha soooo funny.
Mar 21 2012 7:35PM
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WI_Personallty
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my god your an idiot
Mar 21 2012 7:40PM
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rosiemc
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hahaha
Mar 21 2012 7:50PM
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.ZT.
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LOLZ
Mar 21 2012 9:01PM
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Daydreaming
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BUMP

Because I can.

(And this thread is a legend)
Aug 30 2012 10:49AM
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loganimlach
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hahaha i love every few months when this shows up in my threads. thank you
Aug 30 2012 10:53AM
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AlexMartini
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that picture is epic, reminds me of leaving an iron on the tail my old slalom skis to turn them into twin tips when I was 12
Aug 30 2012 2:09PM
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mlp
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to funny!!
Aug 30 2012 2:32PM
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ForeverYung
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Haha actually thinking of doing this do my old afterbangs, I would put a cinder block in te middle then something under the tips/tails and leaving them for a while. Thoughts?
Aug 30 2012 3:34PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Thread of the year.
Aug 30 2012 5:50PM
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ForeverYung
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maybe if it was 2009
Aug 30 2012 6:25PM
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panojibber.
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Damn i was going to try this with my skis tomorrow.
Mar 21 2013 12:03AM
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hokkanee
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Thank God this was bumped
Mar 21 2013 12:08AM
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McSkeeze
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you sir are quite funny
Mar 21 2013 12:08AM
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_Garagely_
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I've never laughed so hard in a while.
Mar 21 2013 12:12AM
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