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Thoughts on rockering skis.

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Brentizzle
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K so i had the spur of the moment idea. Im goin to hood this summer and ive noticed that all the hood thugz are reppin the skinny rockered skis. So i thought to myself, im pretty hood, i need some rockered skiny skis cuz my chopstick are just way to wide! So i took my brand new volkl walls and drove my truck on them to give em sum rocker. So far its working pretty well. i just wanted some other opinions.

Pretty good idea hey.
Jun 18 2009 8:34PM
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Brentizzle
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no, unfortunately i never did get a chance to ride my shred planks. My dad saw them one day and just tossed them in the garbage without asking me. I dont think anybody can understand how mad I was because all of that hard work went to waist. I hope this thread has provided as much comic relief as i intended it too.
Feb 8 2010 10:24PM
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Walter.
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hahahahahahahaha
Feb 8 2010 10:52PM
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omnomnom
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ohhh it did... thank  you for making me laugh (hard) multiple times in the past week or so.
Feb 8 2010 11:27PM
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panojibber
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Hahahahaha I had forgotten about this thread lmfao. My threads fo sho, I want to know when this gets bumped.
Feb 8 2010 11:46PM
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Jaznewt
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BUMP cuz this is really funny
Feb 9 2010 7:36PM
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Ryan_BC
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your soo smart, i hpe your kidding about runing them over and they were already broken. time for some on3p's
Feb 9 2010 8:20PM
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Kayess
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if you read the thread and are reasonably competent at thinking than you will realize that this was a joke, one of the funnier ones from this past summer. i love the way he underlines everything whenever i read his posts they sound different because i put emphasis on the bold and underline parts hahah.
Feb 9 2010 10:24PM
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dan4060
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Here is a TGR thread.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182847
Feb 9 2010 10:38PM
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pbcrazy9898
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i hate karma
Feb 9 2010 10:40PM
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Ryan*
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That's so thug
Feb 10 2010 2:00PM
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Pocoyo
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Snap em in half, re mount the bindings on each new ski and you now have some short flat tail free ride skis. And you will be the only person in thee world with em. Job done.
Feb 10 2010 2:11PM
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IRockLizzys
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You, sir, have won the internetz...
Feb 10 2010 3:24PM
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skithemidwest
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wow you are a steaming pile of wet turd
Feb 10 2010 4:14PM
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HIRO
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yes
Feb 10 2010 4:32PM
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.cam.
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would this work on a foam core ski because i have some old foils i could do it to

Feb 13 2010 9:10PM
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hokkanee
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this thread needs to be bumped. I can't believe something this epic would only end up 4 pages long
Mar 28 2010 2:32AM
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.cam.
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this thread needs to keep going

Apr 4 2010 11:04AM
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BlackcountryBill
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I like this alot! It's exactly what I've been convincing my friend to do for a while.... +k
Apr 4 2010 12:33PM
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steep
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lmao bumpity bump. hilarious
Apr 4 2010 12:54PM
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Backyard.Skier
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fucking priceless
Apr 4 2010 1:50PM
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leahey
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Hahaha I don't think driving your truck on your skis is the right way
Apr 4 2010 2:17PM
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Ryan*
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Apr 4 2010 2:33PM
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nickyp
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NS, we have a new epic troll.

Welcome, da.wolf.pack.

Please, take up your rightful seat at the table with Scott, Daringharry, Lil_horsey, and OhMyBosh
Apr 4 2010 2:58PM
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nickyp
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also, inb4 omld thread.

This kid is also responsible for bonnet steeze.
Apr 4 2010 2:59PM
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robert77
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YO DIS IS SICK
Sep 25 2010 7:19PM
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Jaimee.
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all sorts of win.

bump
Jan 18 2011 7:40PM
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iLLbiLLy
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you cant be too small for a pow ski.. My friend is 5'5 and rips the 189 hellbent.
Jan 18 2011 7:47PM
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Daydreaming
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[IMG]lolware.net/somuchwin.png[/IMG]
Jan 18 2011 8:03PM
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Daydreaming
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fail

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Jan 18 2011 8:05PM
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ReetsAdeets
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K2 makes rockered skis for everyone. And every condition.
Jan 18 2011 9:30PM
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Heart
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the nails made me lol so hard, this is quality trolling right here
Jan 18 2011 10:09PM
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AGOF
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This thread reached legendary status so quickly
Jan 18 2011 10:25PM
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_Jeffrey_
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Hahahaha fail
Jan 18 2011 10:30PM
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crab_pretzel
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haha u dumbass. but yeah volkl should understand i f  you shoot them an email. otherwise, elmers washable glue should do the trick with some scoch tape. try not to sniff too much tho
Jan 18 2011 10:31PM
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crab_pretzel
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i hope your making a pun on the "waist" of the ski breaking vs just spelling waste wrong. otherwise learn to spell
Jan 18 2011 10:32PM
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friglesnart
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This and the T-Hall photoshop threads make my life complete.
Jan 18 2011 10:47PM
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ButteredToast.
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Hahah its back!

Sidenote: I LOVED scrolling through and not seeing "troll" "inb4 whatever"

Troll is the fucking dumbest thing that has ever happened to NS.


Best. Joke. EVER.
Jan 18 2011 11:09PM
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PON3
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this completed my whole day of doing nothing but laying on the couch and being on NS all day
Jan 19 2011 12:40AM
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rach
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oh no ):
Jan 19 2011 1:24PM
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cbeebzthasteeze
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This is an old thread...
Jan 19 2011 9:59PM
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Jonny7
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hahha this is full of win I can't believe I had never seen this before. And lol at how OP writes
Jan 19 2011 10:20PM
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hokkanee
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I'm just gonna bump this again
Feb 23 2011 1:10PM
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loganimlach
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hahahahahaha, i full on busted out laughing at work when i saw the nails.

sweet jesus, i rarely get laughs like this out of ns anymore. thank you for renewing my faith in this website.
Feb 23 2011 2:46PM
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Just_Send_It
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YES
Feb 23 2011 2:49PM
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pink_squid
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damn i need me sum of those
Feb 23 2011 2:59PM
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YoungQuinton
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hahaha threads when i have some time to read.
Feb 23 2011 4:12PM
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BrewskiJr
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what a great thread. This is hilarious
Feb 23 2011 4:57PM
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SickNameHere
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This needs to go in my threads for when it's bumped again.
Feb 23 2011 6:08PM
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