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End sexism in contests

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lindsayjibber
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I had a great idea just now. Girls and guys skiing has been seperated in terms of skill for a long time. Something needs to be done to get it on the right track! Soooooooooo, END THE SEXISM! Instead of X-games girls and guys events, lets combine em! That way, for like, superpipe, no more girls and guys events, just one big ski superpipe event.

Obviously, the girls arent goingto be going as high or doing as great tricks, so something like a handicap would be imposed on the guys so that the girls have a real chance against Tanner. But wouldnt that be cool?!?! A girl could beat out Dumont for the overall pipe contest and we could show the rest of the world that our sport is the lone one where gender doesnt make a difference!
Apr 1 2009 3:13PM
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Mr.Panda
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You all do know that lindsayjibber is an uber troll that is probably a mod alias right?
Apr 16 2011 4:10AM
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Evan.M
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im sorry.. did you just say a girl could beat out dumont?
Apr 16 2011 9:33AM
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DGski
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Apr 16 2011 9:59AM
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2L208
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its been scientifically proven women can't match a man, so yeah put women in the same class so they can get their asses kicked and lose even more self respect
Apr 16 2011 4:32PM
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cwillygood
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what an opener!!
Apr 16 2011 4:36PM
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egg.
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classic. and wow i wold have never expected sexism in this thread either
Apr 16 2011 4:38PM
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snowbombz
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I personally like more modern and contemporary kitchens, but some of my friends prefer more traditional kitchens.
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anyway kitchens are pretty cool actually.
Apr 16 2011 4:48PM
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Jabe
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i like kitchens
Apr 16 2011 4:50PM
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Mr.Huck
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Wrong! One of the guys I coach hooked up with her at Windell's summer before last. Apparently she is not a complete vegetarian.
Apr 16 2011 7:09PM
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Owl
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hahahahaha I want her to answer this :P
Apr 16 2011 7:19PM
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Fluttershy
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This.
Apr 16 2011 7:40PM
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lindsayjibber
Posts: 344 - Karma: -127
lol no comment!!!

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Apr 16 2011 7:46PM
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dereklongenbach
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what?
Apr 16 2011 8:12PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Please, stop replying to this horrible abortion of an excuse for a thread, for the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Apr 16 2011 10:00PM
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FLBP
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end the sexism, but put a handicap on men? That's just putting the sexism on us.
Apr 16 2011 10:37PM
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JaayLaay
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Putting the handicap on men is sexism too...
Apr 16 2011 10:43PM
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ESnake
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+K because I laughed
Apr 16 2011 10:49PM
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binturong-qwerty
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There are only two girls I could think of who could MAYBE do OKAY in a slopestyle comp against men



Jackie Kling
Kaya Turski
Apr 17 2011 1:59AM
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Dookz
Posts: 80 - Karma: 10
THIS IS PERPOSTIRUS!?
Apr 17 2011 2:04AM
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danbrown
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frontflips dont win comps, especially not slope comps.

kaya is a step ahead of every other girl, but not a big step. there are plenty of girls throwing down almost as hard as she does. as for men's comps, there isn't a female on this earth that could hold a candle to a legitimate male competitor. there are 14 year olds throwing dub 12s, and most kids on the east coast with a backyard setup have a better rail game than every professional female competing today. thats the raw truth.
Apr 17 2011 2:07AM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
kaya fucking slays, but the other skis like an average park rat male, nothing special.
Apr 17 2011 12:12PM
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doGelyst
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kaya rules........but dont forget about keri. pure awesomeness..
Apr 17 2011 12:59PM
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S.Xue
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if women competed with guys, then they wouldnt even qualify to make the x games. the result is only men in the x games. even though it is a co-ed category
Apr 17 2011 1:23PM
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Mr.Huck
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Interesting theory, but the force is not that strong with me.
Apr 17 2011 1:40PM
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seemeski
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You kill animals, for fun.
Apr 17 2011 5:09PM
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BIGben*
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I know 12 y.o. Uys that throw doubles and the best girls at my resort thow 5' so what would the handicap be? Cutting the rotation/ flip points in half for men? Stupid.
Apr 17 2011 5:37PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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its not sexist because women did it and (sarcastic) but its a double standard. if a guy tells a girl to get in the kitchen, they bitch. but if a girl tells a guy to go mow a lawn there is nothing wrong with it. fuck whiney people and double standards
Apr 17 2011 5:38PM
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CRiP
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i loled +K to you sir
but seriously this is a shit idea. women landed their first switch 10 this year. reminds me of that guacamole friday video that lindsay was bitchin about
Apr 17 2011 6:58PM
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CRiP
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i changed my mind
great idea
heres how the judging will work:
womens straight air=mens dub12
womens 180=mens dub16
womens 360=mens triple
womens backflip= automatic win/game over
Apr 17 2011 9:26PM
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TheUngroomed
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 335
That is the most retarded thing I've heard all day. And I've been skiing and trolling NS all day so I hear some retarded shit. Basically, that makes you are the most retarded person I know.
Apr 17 2011 11:59PM
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J-Dunn
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That is retarded. One of the dumbest ideas that ive ever heard. If there was a handycap then it would still be sexest. It wouldnt be fare for guys that kill it to get beat by a 540 or something.
Apr 18 2011 12:08AM
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Dookz
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Good god people, look at the original post date. Stop feeding the troll.

Even if the post date wasn't so long ago, it's not like anyone's saying anything NEW. I think there's been a heavy consensus agreement that the idea is retarded and it's sorted.

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Apr 18 2011 12:32AM
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andrew.
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if girls wanna get destroyed in contests every single time, i say let them go for it. accept the facts: the best run a girl has ever done in competition wouldnt even place top 25 in a mens contest. dont get me wrong, its sweet that girls are going out and sending it and shit, but theyre flat out not as good as guys. like seriously, no hate here, but how hard would tom wallisch destroy any girl skier out there? its just not fair
Apr 18 2011 2:52AM
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DISKHNT
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Lindsayjibber is more wacked out than Pete Doherty.


Apr 18 2011 5:28AM
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10...nuffsaid
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Hear that??? Its the summer trollin hate train!!! I didn't expect to see that in town for at least another 3 weeks!
Apr 18 2011 8:39AM
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utt
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id have to say no. cuz that is dumb.
handicap? that'd be like "oh look, you won, but not really cuz we helped you with points cuz youre a girl"
thats still sexist
Apr 18 2011 12:37PM
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petrov
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What an awesome thread.
Apr 18 2011 2:52PM
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B-WASS
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BUMP
Jul 28 2011 7:19PM
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yeahno
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best post on ns. ever
Jul 28 2011 7:26PM
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Nufity
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Lol fucking terrible. When your done in here check out Callout: Every Female Park Skier Ever

Jul 28 2011 7:27PM
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JustDidIt
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let this thread die
Jul 28 2011 7:32PM
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toominator
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The only handicap needed is for Lyndsay's whack ideas
Jul 28 2011 7:34PM
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I.B
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penis
Jul 28 2011 7:58PM
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Inline.
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Jul 28 2011 8:05PM
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LeadThug420
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I like how the first couple people to reply dont realize she's joking.
Jul 28 2011 8:09PM
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hfisher
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This is literally one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Why would you handicap the men. So a cork 7 beats a triple? The logic behind this is non existent, Its just an attempt to make women feel better for themselves. Lets be honest, all the dew tour girls can barley put together a clean run top to bottom, and to think their runs could be guys runs. This is retarded, im blazed. Peace
Jul 28 2011 8:41PM
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alexat955
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i like how everyone realizes she was actually serious but you
Jul 28 2011 9:00PM
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Milksteak
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Hey uh......you're wrong.
Jul 28 2011 9:11PM
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alexat955
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damn it. i read up until april 2 so i assumed she was serious
Jul 28 2011 9:13PM
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alexat955
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wait where does she say its a joke?
Jul 28 2011 9:34PM
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