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Kickass Substitutes

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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
there this guy who subs at our school and he has a really had hearing aid so he cant tell where noises are comming from so we just all sit around and yell different shit at him and he doesnt know what the fuck is going on. he fought in some war so this kid brought in a air raid siren and he flipped out and dove under a table, which is slightly fucked up. anyone else got any kickass substitutes or subs that are just fun to fuck with
Jun 11 2006 8:35PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
we had alot of really chill student teachers this year who also subed alot, one of them was super cool. he was always talking about smoking and shit, hes a math genious, he did most of my math final for me and therefore i passed.
Jun 11 2006 8:37PM
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jd_1260
Posts: 1192 - Karma: 293
Theres on at my school who is almost deaf and kinda bad eyesight so we can do anything we want pretty much. We had him for a test and people were shouting the answers across the room.
Jun 11 2006 9:13PM
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zepscratch
Posts: 3517 - Karma: 36
we have this one guy whos so funny lookin and talks kinda funny and you can manipulate him to do just about anything
Jun 11 2006 9:16PM
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--Daniel--
Posts: 1248 - Karma: 8
this really old sub at my school cant hear much and is really gullible. so i stole back a math test while he was still in the room and the test was sitting next to him, i changed the answers i got wrong, threw it under his desk, and they he thought he had left it there the whole time.
Jun 11 2006 9:16PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
we have this maddddd chill guy who caries around a briefcase just to look offical so i looked in it 1 day and there were cds dvds and comic books this guy has his ipod on 24/7 and we were talking to him about ron jeremy 1 day funniest guy eva
Jun 11 2006 9:41PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
thats fucking mean, playing a trick like that on a war vet? not cool
Jun 11 2006 9:57PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
we have A BUNCH at my school, a particular one is named Mr. Ocean, aka the sub with the glove. he wears this huge ass glove on his hand so he doesn't get ink on it, goofy guy.
Jun 11 2006 10:01PM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
well first of all u guys are ass holes the man was in the war and u r fucking with him aobut that shit and we have a really old lady who cant hear god and she went to the common wealth games for lawn bowling
Jun 11 2006 10:31PM
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=Carson=
Posts: 665 - Karma: 24
hmm we dont have subs we just miss clas if I teacher is out. The only time we would have them if they were out for a few days
Jun 11 2006 10:36PM
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.nafus.
Posts: 1298 - Karma: 10
we had this one guy Mr. Blyle. he was cool but we never messed with him, he jsut let us hang out
Jun 11 2006 10:39PM
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eheath
Posts: 61107 - Karma: 118,293
We have one thats about 90 years old, wears about 2 inch thick glasses, walks around totally hunched over, and when he reads he puts it 2 inches away from his face. And his name is Walter. Coolest dude EVER.
Jun 11 2006 10:42PM
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MADmidwest
Posts: 1278 - Karma: 15
there's a sub who just got out of college and he dips in class. he pretends to drink coffe n spits into it.
Jun 11 2006 10:49PM
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CamBrowne
Posts: 1830 - Karma: 99
that awsome
there is this one teach at my school hes a complete nut bar and is like always drunk in class
and he hass a chunk of his lip missing cause he dipped so much when he was younger
and one time he showed the class how to pack a dip
Jun 11 2006 10:54PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
Where the fuck did you steal your moral compass from? Messing with a war vet...you're ego must be seriously inflated to find that funny. The horrors of war have messed up a lot of good people, shame on you for stealing cheep laughs from someone you should respect.

Furthermore, why is there a general attitude of malcontent toward substitutes? What did they ever do to you? People are subs for one reasons:

They want to help the community because they have the flexibility in their life to do so! Its hard to make a life as a teacher, even more difficult to do so as a substitute. Every day they work they walk into hostile territory because of little shithead kids that think they have the right to act the fool.

We all have had wierd substitutes, its comes with the territory, but no matter how strange they may be no one has the right to treat them as less than human. Put yourself in their shoes and reassess your behavior.
Jun 11 2006 11:17PM
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CooksCorner
Posts: 3939 - Karma: 22
^Not directed at you SkiCrzy
Jun 11 2006 11:21PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
we had a sub named mr scandrol. he was either the most gullible dude ive ever met or the sweetest teacher ever. he would go along with watever you said. then some kids took it too far and started taking advantage of him all the time. someone told and he got fired. he was close to retiring anyway so now he just fishes all day on this lake by my house.
Jun 11 2006 11:23PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
We have this old sub dude. He's prolly late 60's. But he definitly has a hearing problem so he catches nothing. And if he does catch something he doesn't like, he wastes like over half the class (no joke), telling as stories about old schools in the north end he taught at, and how he listens to the news all the time, and how we should be more respectful, and how young kids are getting worse, blah blah blah. But he wastes time, so he's cool.
Jun 11 2006 11:36PM
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Aclique_Clothing
Posts: 1807 - Karma: 19
he have this one sub who has a speech inpatement (sp) and he talks likes hes mentally retarded... funniest thing ever and he always subs but people ask him dumb questions to listen to wat he says which is pretty mean when i think of it. his name is Mr. Narveson. funniest sub ever. and he aslo doesnt give a shit what u do so thats pretty cool
Jun 12 2006 12:02AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
We had this guy with one arm shorter than the other. Some people called him Mr. Armstrong.

We had another sub that said he was an alien and he could go back to his planet and come back to earth in the blink of an eye and he claimed to do it all the time.

Once we had this sub that just sat there not doing anything so our class pretty much did whatever we wanted. Little did we know she was writing down everything we did to give it to our real teacher.
Jun 12 2006 12:09AM
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Bloom.
Posts: 3533 - Karma: 13,167
well onetime we made this substitute cry and ran out of the classroom
Jun 12 2006 1:02AM
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St.Steezy
Posts: 4228 - Karma: 20
we have this crazy old lady substitute that we drive mad. We request to have her just because its great fun to piss her off. She always threatens to make the homework due the next day (it always is normally). She chased after me when I walked out fo class, great fun. Another time about 10 of us all got up and walked out, she tried casing all of us.
Jun 12 2006 1:44AM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
i have a teacher like that and i feel bad when i take advantage of him but he is mad cool, actaully thats why im on the computer right now
Jun 12 2006 10:10AM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
There was this hot substitute teacher in my high school. Everyone called her Ms. G (spot), and it was rumored she was a porn star. She was fucking awesome. She also used words like "tittilating" in class.
Jun 12 2006 10:27AM
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Dr.Dank
Posts: 1642 - Karma: 51
One guy wanted to order a pizza and hoist it up through the window. He gave us guitar strings because he was promoting some company.

Another sub let us cheat on a quiz, she just told us to not make it obvious.
Jun 12 2006 10:38AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
There is this one that we call crazy eyes. Her eyes are really messed up. The could be taking attendance and looking face some random area with no students, just to aim her eyes. Its wierd. She also has another job...teaching people to talk to animals, she is pretty wierd.
Jun 12 2006 10:40AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
wow, your a fucking asshole. You played a trick like that on a vet, i hope he fucken kills you. You have no idea what they went threw while fighting in the war.

I did have this one mad chill sub that really didnt see the point of doing teaching as the mass thinks it should be done. So we did alot of group work and would just chill and talk, tell storys and stuff like that.
Jun 12 2006 10:46AM
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