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Sure makes a guy proud..

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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
So I'm 18, and about to be a senior in High school, and i live in this small neighborhood with a little country club, and a 9 hole golf course. Anyway, one of the mothers of a girl who is a year younger than me and my buddy, is extremley good looking, and we always make jokes about getting with her, because when she drinks, she often gets very flirty and comments on how hot we are and the such. mostly my buddy, because he works at the club as a lifeguard at the kiddie sized swimming pool.

So me and my buddy come home tonight at about 11, and He is staying with me because his rents are out of town, so he is sleeping on the couch. Well when we get home, this MILF, Janice we will call her, is sitting on my couch talking to my mom, who had obviously befriended her. So now at about 1:24, she is pretty drunk, sitting under a blanket with my buddy, upstairs, alone. My parents went to sleep, and after talking with us for a while, she announced that she was tood runk to drive, and decided to sleep here.

I bet him 50 bucks he couldn't even kiss her, but he thinks he can get MUCH more. this can make a friend proud hahahahaha

I will update you

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 2:59AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
damn i cant watch that shit cuz im on a mac. i need like, windows media player.

-marsh-
well I was gonna photoshop her shoulders and head on Ron Jeremy's body, but Im afraid to google images of Ron Jeremy.-tanankaskier


The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!
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Aug 5 2005 6:49AM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
^^ that sucks dude i saw it and it was funny

Aug 5 2005 7:20AM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
nice ass fo sho

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy
Aug 5 2005 7:32AM
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stixonmtholly
Posts: 822 - Karma: 10
Plz add me to this wonderful cult, MILFS are the best.

***Hire a teenager while they still know everything.***
Aug 5 2005 7:55AM
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skierman_number1
Posts: 627 - Karma: 10
Hey I want to see this video as well, haha.

Aug 5 2005 8:45AM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
yep let me see this... :-)

Aug 5 2005 8:51AM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
alright lets see this vid, invite me into the cult i cant mioss out on this ns masterpiece

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I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
Aug 5 2005 8:54AM
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sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
invite me in i want to see the vid


L I N E
Aug 5 2005 9:01AM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
wow im proud to say i was one of the first in this shindig

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Aug 5 2005 9:16AM
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tricksterboardin
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
er i request an invite into this cult to look at the milfs bum!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aug 5 2005 9:31AM
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AttitashSkier
Posts: 2494 - Karma: 10
i want in the cult!

http://www.freewebs.com/tricksonstickspro ductions/

google has soo many little side programs, and u wouldn't know it but they all amass to this one super program that will take over the internet except for ns.com because we have sporks - KillerMonkey

GLC
Aug 5 2005 9:49AM
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SeanHolmz
Posts: 477 - Karma: 11
ya add me to the cult as well suckas

you are one giant piece of internet suck -...focus....
Aug 5 2005 9:51AM
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ghettoprep
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
i wanna be in this cult.

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Aug 5 2005 9:52AM
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rightcoastskier
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 10
ADD ME i wana see toooooo

ok
Aug 5 2005 10:15AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
i wanna be in

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i'd be better at skiing if i had better places to ski


-NS Skateboarding-

Aug 5 2005 10:31AM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
I want in!


"When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro."
- Dr Hunter S. Thompson
Aug 5 2005 10:35AM
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Troyan22
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
I want in.. i wanna see this milf

It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious
Aug 5 2005 10:39AM
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bum72287
Posts: 165 - Karma: 10
add me, ive got to see what the hype is about

Aug 5 2005 10:41AM
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iggyskier
Posts: 10434 - Karma: 9,753
I wanna see this as well, so will someone send me an invite?
I'm sure it is fucking hilarious.



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Aug 5 2005 10:50AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
alright, i just added the 12 people that pmed me, send me a pm if your not in it, its hard to know who i invited and who i didnt using the forum.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 5 2005 10:52AM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
what an awesome thread, i want in on this cult for sure

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
Aug 5 2005 11:06AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
if you want in, send me or bermbuster49 a PM. or one of the other leaders if you can find em.






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 5 2005 11:19AM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
i'm jsut going to start adding random people

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
Aug 5 2005 11:22AM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
i wish we could invite all of NS







i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 5 2005 11:24AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
leaders are:

myself, Badfish2, EastCoastPride, Bristolrider,
mommy, snapjibber2008, *Fujative*,
Apple, hucker22, EastcoastAR5 and
assassin167


-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 5 2005 11:27AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
uhh. why am i a leader?

-teddy
team shed
The Lab
Aug 5 2005 11:42AM
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RotatedLINE
Posts: 126 - Karma: 10
i pm'd a couple leaders, but someone please add me to the cult. i gotta see this shit, its going to be hillarious.

Aug 5 2005 11:42AM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
i had NO idea, that this would blow up this big. haha

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 5 2005 12:18PM
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assassin167
Posts: 908 - Karma: 10
ya dude this is up there with the constipation thread

Aug 5 2005 12:23PM
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coordy12
Posts: 1285 - Karma: 10
history in the making.... this is like "the girl next door" except the dude actually gets his dick wet

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Aug 5 2005 12:45PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
i have gotten over 60 messages now reguarding this. I am ntot he leader of the cult, id din't make it. Bermbuster is, ask him to be in it

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 5 2005 1:20PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
i wouldnt say its worth it tho, depends if u got the full body shot in there yet

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Aug 5 2005 1:25PM
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Badfish2
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 21
this thread will be bumped in like a year and i'll have another good laugh

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
Aug 5 2005 1:25PM
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skibio5
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 31
aaahaha i want to see this video, let me in the cult!

Aug 5 2005 2:03PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Pretty much the funniest thing I've seen on this sight since I joined.... totally fucked!

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
Aug 5 2005 3:03PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
hahahahaha! that was wikkkkkid.


-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
Aug 5 2005 3:11PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 917
hook me up. thats gotta be pretty funny.


(zach)
Aug 5 2005 3:28PM
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SimonFiller
Posts: 1681 - Karma: 10
was that your ass or the moms ass......either way it was nice

Aug 5 2005 3:30PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
^that was the gayest thing i have ever seen. hahaha it was hers.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 5 2005 4:48PM
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Calrin
Posts: 3096 - Karma: 561
cult please

J I B T H E S H I T

There's a 65 ft booter. get your coat
Aug 5 2005 6:12PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
Cult me please.








Success often walks side by side with sacrafice.


Aug 5 2005 6:39PM
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frp1080
Posts: 1706 - Karma: 10
yeah i want in on this cult

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)


Kenan and Kel Cult Represent


-Ross
Aug 5 2005 6:54PM
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Danger.
Posts: 3476 - Karma: 58
I would like in please.

http://www.myspace.com/flashfiction
Aug 5 2005 9:22PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
hahahahh


m gunna start a company called "4SKN", we'll sell penis clippers to moyals, it's super progressive.
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"Win or lose, we booze."

Underground Hip Hop Cult
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Aug 5 2005 9:25PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
need we need a pic of this milf

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Aug 5 2005 10:14PM
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Aseets
Posts: 2171 - Karma: 17
I want in on this one

Let us have a revolution
Aug 5 2005 10:29PM
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JoeTheRipper
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 14
I would love to be invited to this cult pleassssse invite me


"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent







Aug 6 2005 5:28AM
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ejoy
Posts: 524 - Karma: 43
That's such a craaazy story !

Aug 6 2005 2:32PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
wow good job you took advantage of a drunk women...

"if all your friends jumped off a clif would you?" -my mom "i would if there was snow on it" -me
Aug 6 2005 2:37PM
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