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Sure makes a guy proud..

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j.bird
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So I'm 18, and about to be a senior in High school, and i live in this small neighborhood with a little country club, and a 9 hole golf course. Anyway, one of the mothers of a girl who is a year younger than me and my buddy, is extremley good looking, and we always make jokes about getting with her, because when she drinks, she often gets very flirty and comments on how hot we are and the such. mostly my buddy, because he works at the club as a lifeguard at the kiddie sized swimming pool.

So me and my buddy come home tonight at about 11, and He is staying with me because his rents are out of town, so he is sleeping on the couch. Well when we get home, this MILF, Janice we will call her, is sitting on my couch talking to my mom, who had obviously befriended her. So now at about 1:24, she is pretty drunk, sitting under a blanket with my buddy, upstairs, alone. My parents went to sleep, and after talking with us for a while, she announced that she was tood runk to drive, and decided to sleep here.

I bet him 50 bucks he couldn't even kiss her, but he thinks he can get MUCH more. this can make a friend proud hahahahaha

I will update you

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 2:59AM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
dude theres no way in hell he got banned for this, they would just delete it if they didtn like it.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
Aug 4 2005 12:56PM
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assassin167
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I WANT THE VIDEO!!! im with that other kid calling bullshit untill i see it

Aug 4 2005 1:32PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
If anything, the newschoolers hierarchy are rubbin' stubs to a preview as we speak as they are only human...

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
Aug 4 2005 1:48PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
i watch one of my friends fuck a milf no doubt.

Aug 4 2005 1:48PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
I will post vid as soona s i can. What is the best way to capture film onto your computer? I have a sony handycam.

And to answer soem questions...

-The daughter is extremley good looking, the milf is just good looking
-They were upstairs in my living room, rolling around, under a blanket, but many time sthroughout the tape do you see her pop up, when doming him up etc. Oh and you see her ass when she is riding him, he pulls the blanket up hahah

-Yes more than High Fives were exchanged when he came down. He was like "you guys were fucking filming that shit huh?" And i wa slike "of course" hahah and he said he saw us and realized, and she didn't notice shit. he thought the whole thing was pretty dope

-He says she sucked, so i guess milfs aren't all there cracked up to be

But i need some way to capture this. The film isn't great, and there is alot of just bobbing up and down under a blanket on the floor


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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 1:48PM
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mommy
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do we get to see tits or not?

Aug 4 2005 1:50PM
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j.bird
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oh and yeah, Like spyder said, i am going to edit the crap out, like my step brother laughing and making jokes ad shit into the camera haha its pretty funny. Pretty crappy quality, but it will be there soon. I'm not surte if i will post it, i might just send it to certain people who ask for it... It would be kinda dumb to jus post that shit

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 1:51PM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
triple tiny boner sandwich anyone?

Commander of the Silent Army Viva La Resistance!
Aug 4 2005 1:51PM
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lorida
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 46
you don't have the usb cable? I don't think there's any other way..

Aug 4 2005 1:52PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
yeah, plug the USB cable in, and it should open a program and then you transfer it






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 2:00PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
i like the way you think






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 2:00PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
There is no USB output on my camera. I don't know how else to hook it up to capture...

Any ideas? I need to get firewire i know

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 2:01PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
I call dibs on in the cult.

-CraigeD ------------------------------------------------ 'Ok, so I'm going to assume that you know someone named 'your' and he is, in fact, a homosexual. Or do you mean to say: 'you're' gay?'-Tom Sorrell
Aug 4 2005 2:05PM
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Badfish2
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only other way to do it is if you have tv-input on your video card

Aug 4 2005 2:11PM
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CrazedSkier1080
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hahaha if ur not talking out of ur ass, all i gotta say is wow, that fucking rules... lets see the video

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Aug 4 2005 2:11PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
there has to be a USB output. mine is under the LCD screen. when you flip it out, there should be a USB output there






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 2:13PM
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gravity13
Posts: 538 - Karma: 11
get your shit together, this could be eventful






'false alarm , just came back in and i heard bishop orgasm' - devine
Aug 4 2005 2:14PM
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Badfish2
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just imagine telling the daughter that you fucked her mom...

Aug 4 2005 2:16PM
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EastCoastPride
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this is an amazing thread.

-teddy
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Aug 4 2005 2:20PM
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Aasert
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anyway, bring up the shit

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Aug 4 2005 2:23PM
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pierceme
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hey, when u post it, just post it in like the archives or something under "skiblader 360" or something. That way not everyone on this site will be all over that shit but the kids who are into this thread will know where to find it. And i say dont edit out ur stepbro's commentary. I think that would be some funny ass shit.





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Aug 4 2005 2:28PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
ok now theres a cult. so fuck the "skiblader 360" idea. just post it on www.putfile.com and then post a link to it in the cult. that way nobody can see it unless they are in the cult






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 2:33PM
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pierceme
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well i fuckin want in the cult





I ski at the crappiest hill ever...
Aug 4 2005 2:37PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
if anyone wants in the cult, message me or bermbuster49






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 2:50PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
yah dude, total bullshit.

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!
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Aug 4 2005 2:55PM
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kyle_w
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i agree






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
Aug 4 2005 3:19PM
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freestyle_rich
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i want in on this





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Aug 4 2005 6:05PM
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[~_~]
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^yea it'll be like that show Cheaters where it only shows two pixalated blobs rubbing up against each other on the ground.

because I like poop.
Aug 4 2005 6:29PM
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skitolive123456789
Posts: 1465 - Karma: 10
^ pixilated blobs are erotic

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Aug 4 2005 6:30PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
Wow, and I thought I had good drunken stories.

I want in on this cult, this is epic NS material. Like NS storms Normandy. Only with porn.

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Aug 4 2005 6:34PM
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MitchPee
Posts: 8871 - Karma: 1,510
add me

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Aug 4 2005 6:46PM
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AwR
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 1,878
thats fucking crazy, add me in the cult

We're not drug dealers we're fund raisers

Aug 4 2005 6:53PM
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Fr2Planker
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holy fuck dude......so let me get this straight though, your parents left your 18 year old friend alone with a drunk mom under a blanket. I like it.


and your initiative to get this footy and edit it is top notch, A ++++

i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site. --strode420
Aug 4 2005 7:01PM
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j.bird
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lol, they weren't under the blanket yet. And you cn't see much except her ass a few times, and she sucks him off very clearly, but you still can't see any goods. The video is mroe of a proof and its is fucking funny. we have a shot of ehr car in our driveway before hand, its pretty funny. check my firewire thread, i need some help if this is all gonna work

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 7:04PM
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Fr2Planker
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 13
ok that makes more sense......and HURRY UP

i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site. --strode420
Aug 4 2005 7:07PM
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SSteezle
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hahahah, that is hilarious, make sure you get this to work! hahaha

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Aug 4 2005 7:08PM
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.John.
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add me to the cult

i don't want this to get out too far but i heard ninthward has sex with armada-Twix_182

Aug 4 2005 8:30PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
good news. i Just figured out the firew wire issue, and it is capturing as we speak...err as we type. I will edit the crap out, add some titles, and some ish, and it'll be done soon. in a couple hours for sure

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 8:38PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
aahha dude, this could make ns history if he is telling the truth. I cant wait to see this play out.

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!
~patrick henry
Aug 4 2005 8:39PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
if this is for real, it may well rival the anjeica boob flash video as the most notorious video ever posted.


just make sure there's no nudity, cause then one of us mods has to delete it.

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Aug 4 2005 8:40PM
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j.bird
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lol, does a nice bare ass with hands runningon it count? you can tell shes riding him, but the blanket is over them, and then he pulls it up and shes riding him, its tight hahha


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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 8:45PM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
dude, will it be done tonight?

The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms!
~patrick henry
Aug 4 2005 8:46PM
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creighton
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 3,386
let me have this kids ns name..i need to ask for some tips...my friends mom is a milf and i want her bad

cool everybody
Aug 4 2005 8:56PM
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Markman
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Epic....I can't wait

Aug 4 2005 8:56PM
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MitchPee
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so how old is the milf?

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Aug 4 2005 8:58PM
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dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
who can hook me up with that boob flash video anyway?


"When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro."
- Dr Hunter S. Thompson
Aug 4 2005 9:00PM
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assassin167
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im sooo stoked right now

Aug 4 2005 9:02PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
lol, he doesn't even ski, he's never heard of NS

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
Aug 4 2005 9:17PM
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assassin167
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^^ is it almost done

Aug 4 2005 9:48PM
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