Member of the Month

JalmarKalmar
April, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

Riddles

profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
post riddles and let ppl try solve them
kinda lame i know but im board
here ill start

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul
ts/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id=1 4
72
where all torontos jibbers get together
pm me if u want in
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
May 26 2005 11:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
Thanks, but I just realized it's already been posted a few pages back, dammit!!

Aug 8 2005 11:58PM
0 0
profile picture
What
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 30
well noones got this yet...
you gotta light the match first, obviously
how else could you light the others?

what?
Aug 9 2005 4:56AM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
A man was pushing his car and sstopped outisde a hotel ownd by his wife he sudenely realised he was bankruptWhy
?What always ends everything?

if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul
ts/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id=1 4
72
where all torontos jibbers get together
pm me if u want in
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Aug 9 2005 5:29AM
0 0
profile picture
almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
"g" ends everything.

how many retired army veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Patty

*NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!

one, two, let's play zoo...
Aug 9 2005 8:11AM
0 0
profile picture
Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
The hotel was burned to the ground, it contained all of his possessions, and his car was a rental ???

Aug 9 2005 8:59AM
0 0
profile picture
DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
ok. your driving a bus. at the first stop 2 people get on.at the second stop 3 people get on and 2 people get off. that leaves 1 person on the bus. at the next stop 16 people get on and no body gets off. how old is the bus driver. (hint: it is not 17)

Aug 9 2005 6:43PM
0 0
profile picture
DJPaulyVee
Posts: 307 - Karma: 53
^^another hint...the answer varies between people


Aug 9 2005 6:44PM
0 0
profile picture
daniel_insam
Posts: 1494 - Karma: 33
HAHAHAHA

____________
I hate racers!!!!!!
NEWSCHOOL WILL NEVER DIE
Italy 4 ever
Aug 9 2005 6:47PM
0 0
profile picture
dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
WHAT DO I HAVE IN MY POCKET?!

Formerly known as PDandoy.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Aug 9 2005 7:01PM
0 0
profile picture
Ericpbp
Posts: 3161 - Karma: 24
Aprox 35 and his birthday is in april??? am i close?

------------------------

Ski while you can

Also, what did you have for breakfast?
Aug 9 2005 9:36PM
0 0
profile picture
Me.
Posts: 1429 - Karma: 10
a cucumber wrapped in tin foil (Spinal Tap, anyone?)

Aug 9 2005 9:40PM
0 0
profile picture
dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
its a RING, dummy

Formerly known as PDandoy.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Aug 9 2005 10:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
what lies on its back 100 feet in the air?



You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Aug 9 2005 10:15PM
0 0
profile picture
Pklink04
Posts: 5608 - Karma: 392
he was playing monopoly, he didnt have enought dough to pay to be at her hotel




You know you have the coolest cab driver when he says, 'And we're off like a prom dress.'
Aug 9 2005 10:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
whats going to bed in 5 minutes



XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
Aug 9 2005 10:18PM
0 0
profile picture
dandoy
Posts: 5522 - Karma: 13
yo mama ;)

Formerly known as PDandoy.

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
Aug 9 2005 10:21PM
0 0
profile picture
Crow
Posts: 1525 - Karma: 10
i just read all the posts in this thread, wow







Aug 9 2005 11:05PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
i was gonna say cuz he was black but hey that work too

if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul
ts/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id=1 4
72
where all torontos jibbers get together
pm me if u want in
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
Aug 30 2005 9:31PM
0 0
profile picture
freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
ya u got it

_________________________________________

__________

Do you suffer from uncontrollable urges to spin, jib and jump off random objects??? if so... we can help. join the "uncontrolable urges to spin off things... while wearing shoes cult" today!!
Aug 30 2005 10:03PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
there is a blind guy who lives in toronto
he goes to BC to get surgery to fix his vision. After fixing his vison he gets on a train to get back to toronto. THe train goes through a tunnel after the tunnel the guy that was blind(befor he got surgery) is dead. Who killed him and why o and the docter was also on the train.

if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul


ts/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id =
1
4
72
where all torontos jibbers get together
Aug 30 2005 10:07PM
0 0
profile picture
mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
haha well if im driving the bus. and the question is the age of the bus driver ( me ) then im fifteen

****************************************

-Matt

It's gonna be a long four years...

NS SKATEBOARDERS

Aug 30 2005 10:54PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
o now i get it

if u live in the Gta
join T-dot
https://www.newschoolers.com/PHP/Cul


ts/Cults.php4?action=view_cult&cult_id =
1
4
72
where all torontos jibbers get together
Aug 30 2005 11:02PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
bizump
Nov 3 2005 4:51PM
0 0
profile picture
ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
The doctor killed him cause he was angry cause his wife was givin him shit about his body odor
Nov 3 2005 5:06PM
0 0
profile picture
PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
ok theres this dude that hanged himself in a room....hes 5 feet above the ground above a puddle of water...howd he get there?
Nov 3 2005 5:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
block of ice?
Nov 3 2005 5:52PM
0 0
profile picture
PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
shit your good ahha
Nov 3 2005 5:53PM
0 0
profile picture
Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
I got a riddle.

How do you push (by hand) a fully-grown elephant up a 20,000ft icy clifface?

hint: take the letter F out of the word WAY.



I like this riddle because even when someone tells you the answer, you still dont get it.
Nov 3 2005 5:55PM
0 0
profile picture
PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
haha ok just tell me then
Nov 3 2005 6:40PM
0 0
profile picture
Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
no way man! I alredy gave you a hint!
Nov 3 2005 6:55PM
0 0
profile picture
PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
there is no f in the word way...
Nov 3 2005 6:56PM
0 0
profile picture
Otto_Rocket
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
hahahaha!!!

sooo dam close!!!

u almost got the answer so ill give it to ya

the answer is there's no f-ing way

as in theres no fucking way to push an elephant up a 20,000ft icy clifface
Nov 3 2005 7:11PM
0 0
profile picture
casualfiasco
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
a vibrater
Nov 3 2005 7:39PM
0 0
profile picture
mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
it was cancer guy
Nov 3 2005 8:06PM
0 0
profile picture
cork5_thovex
Posts: 1068 - Karma: 8
18. hahaha that was easy.
Nov 3 2005 8:30PM
0 0
profile picture
freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
theres no f-in way!!! (no fuckin way)
Nov 4 2005 12:13AM
0 0
profile picture
casualfiasco
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
^thats a good one
Nov 4 2005 12:43PM
0 0
profile picture
casualfiasco
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
^thats a good one
Nov 4 2005 12:43PM
0 0
profile picture
casualfiasco
Posts: 662 - Karma: 10
fuck i double posted
Nov 5 2005 10:21PM
0 0
profile picture
A_Whelan
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
Hes in a convertable with the roof down.
-aaron
Nov 6 2005 6:08PM
0 0
profile picture
PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
there was this guy...in a hotel room.... found dead...no one had heard from him in 3 days...the television was on espn...howd he die? think about it.....you can get it
Nov 6 2005 6:21PM
0 0
profile picture
sneather
Posts: 6672 - Karma: 19
heart attack?
stroke?
Nov 6 2005 6:33PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
espn eh
Nov 22 2005 6:27PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
sucide
Dec 5 2005 5:29PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
bringing it back
Apr 1 2006 10:05PM
0 0
profile picture
why*not*us
Posts: 4 - Karma: 10
IT'S A JOURNAL
Apr 2 2006 11:36AM
0 0
profile picture
Xave
Posts: 2672 - Karma: 18
What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with it's roots upward?
Apr 2 2006 12:47PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
that ice thing
Apr 2 2006 1:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
icical thats what it is
Apr 2 2006 1:23PM
0 0
profile picture
Frostfired
Posts: 3090 - Karma: 35
icical
Sep 16 2006 1:37PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-4)