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Frostfired
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post riddles and let ppl try solve them
kinda lame i know but im board
here ill start

I am the center of gravity, hold a capital situation in Vienna, and as I am foremost in every victory, am allowed by all to be invaluable. Though I am invisible, I am clearly seen in the midst of a river. I could name three who are in love with me and have three associates in vice. It is vain that you seek me for I have long been in heaven yet even now lie embalmed in the grave. What am I?

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May 26 2005 11:08PM
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Frostfired
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he was shot through the air vent thing like in after the sunset

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May 27 2005 12:47AM
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freestyle_kyle
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^ya

sometimes ppl say he cranked the heat so the puddle evaporated

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kyle_w
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yeah apple, counterfeit money






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May 27 2005 12:48AM
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Apple
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what air vent thing?

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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
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May 27 2005 12:48AM
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Apple
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sweet!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
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'naahhmahhnahh
hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"
"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"
May 27 2005 12:48AM
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Frostfired
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what fools gold works 2

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May 27 2005 12:48AM
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kyle_w
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you dont make fools gold, its a rock or a mneral or some shit, pyrite






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May 27 2005 12:51AM
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kyle_w
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well, as much as i love this, i meed my sleep for school at 8






i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
May 27 2005 12:56AM
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Frostfired
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apple i got ithe through a sun roof

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May 27 2005 12:57AM
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Frostfired
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wait no
convertable

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May 27 2005 12:58AM
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Apple
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bingo.

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May 27 2005 12:59AM
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Frostfired
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finaly


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May 27 2005 12:59AM
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Apple
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I also need somekinda rest... im out.

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May 27 2005 1:00AM
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freestyle_kyle
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ok i have a proposal. to make tis thread easier to read, copy+paste the riddle that you are answering.
for example

Q:Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it wants it not.

A:counterfiet money

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TeenageWasteland
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Sounds good to me. Alright i got one, i won't be able to check your guyses answeres till much later tongiht.
Q: A man is found lying naked in a field with nothing around him for miles except for a straw in his hand. How did he die?

You reached for the secret too soon
You cry for the moon
Shine on you crazy diamond
May 27 2005 10:53AM
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freestyle_kyle
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Q: a man is found lying in a field with nothing but a backback on. He DID NOT DIE FROM DEHYDRATION OR STARVATION

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TeenageWasteland
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lol look at my riddle they are almost the same. Did your guy have cltohes on at one point.

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May 27 2005 11:08AM
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Apple
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Q: a man is found lying in a field with nothing but a backback on. He DID NOT DIE FROM DEHYDRATION OR STARVATION

A: The plane was going down and He drew the short straw so he didnt get a parachute

Q: a man is found lying in a field with nothing but a backback on. He DID NOT DIE FROM DEHYDRATION OR STARVATION

A: The parachute wouldnt have helped the other dude much (if they were in the same plane) because it didnt open anyways.

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May 27 2005 11:27AM
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Timmy_G
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^ thats stupid. good job.

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May 27 2005 11:59AM
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Apple
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Q: A man is found lying naked in a field with nothing around him for miles except for a straw in his hand. How did he die?
was supposed to be the first question.

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May 27 2005 12:26PM
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Sknsnw9
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ok how about this?

Q: BLOOD WATER


- Nic
May 27 2005 12:53PM
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Sknsnw9
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damn it...water is not supposed to be bold


- Nic
May 27 2005 12:53PM
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Frostfired
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Q. A man turns off the light and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find hundreds of dead people in front of his house. What happened?


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May 27 2005 6:38PM
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truckerhucker
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what goes up a chimminy down but not down a chimmney up

‡ bomb hills not countries ‡
May 27 2005 6:50PM
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TeenageWasteland
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Apple you are close to answering the one with the guy with the short straw, but not quite. Also explain why he is naked.

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May 27 2005 11:20PM
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Frostfired
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Q. what goes up a chimminy down but not down a chimmney up

is it an object

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May 28 2005 12:59AM
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TeenageWasteland
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Santa Claus?

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May 28 2005 11:22AM
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Frostfired
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as in up do u meen open

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May 28 2005 12:45PM
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Frostfired
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umbrella!!!

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May 29 2005 3:29PM
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Q. A man turns off the light and goes to bed. The next morning he wakes to find hundreds of dead people in front of his house. What happened?
A. He lives in a lighthouse?

by the way, guys, it would be a lot easier to read this thread if y'all didn't have such long sigs. just a thought.

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May 29 2005 6:44PM
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a light house is correct


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May 29 2005 7:12PM
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Q. In a plane crash every single person dies, yet there are still survivors. How is this possible?
pets dont count



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May 29 2005 7:36PM
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"Q: A man is found lying naked in a field with nothing around him for miles except for a straw in his hand. How did he die?"

balloon started losing height. he drew short straw. threw out all his clothes to try and lose weight before havin to jump.

what?
May 29 2005 10:09PM
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plankster
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Q: What can you put in a barrel that actually makes it lighter?

May 30 2005 12:37AM
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helium, hydrogen, some form of gas

what?
May 30 2005 12:54AM
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Frostfired
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only the single ppl died
not the married ppl
i donno how i got it but it just cam to me as i was reading it

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Q:What can you put in a barrell that makes it lighter?

A: A Hole.



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Jun 5 2005 12:35AM
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^beat me to it

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Jun 5 2005 12:48AM
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Frostfired
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wat does this meen

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

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You live in a one story house made "entirely of redwood". What color would the stairs be?

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Jun 5 2005 1:03AM
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kyle_w
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no color, its one story, that was easy






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"person" is in fact the last name of a family on the plane. Every single member of the "Person" family dies, but the rest survive!!!

Jun 5 2005 1:43AM
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is it a word?

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Jun 20 2005 11:26AM
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everyone dies eventualy.

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Jun 20 2005 11:38AM
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SteveStepp
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Frostfired got it
married couples survived

but those other guesses could have worked too

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Jun 20 2005 11:57AM
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1+2= ?




3!!

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Q: wat does this mean?

Y Y U R Y Y U B I C U R Y Y 4 M E

A; too wise your are, too wise you be. I see you are too wise for me.


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Q: plane number 751 takes off from Dallas fort worth on june the 11th 2003 and is scheduled to land in germany in 8 hours. the first couple hours go by without a glitch. the sun is shining at their cruise altitude of 33 000 ft. then, over spain, the planes cargo holds burst open. the explosion is so violent, it takes out the main hydrolics of the plane. onboard, the international crew of a bolivian, american and canadian stewardess try to calm their american and japanese vacationers down. then, over andorra, the boeing 727 starts a dive that the pilots manage to limit in its impact. the cockpit disconnects, and sends the plane into 2 parts. when the tragedy is over, the plane reckage rest evenly on the border os spain, france and andorra. where are the survivors buried?

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Jun 20 2005 4:15PM
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^nowhere because they are survivors

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Jun 20 2005 4:24PM
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everybodies just ignoring the other questions and posting their own...I guess I'm no different...

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