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Teddy Knape is the Champion of the World

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Bundo
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Well....at least according to me. I saw him slay a dragon.

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Apr 7 2005 4:29AM
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J.D.
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Yeah, and this one time, Teddy let me help him devour his own children. I could only keep down four of them, but Teddy ate seventeen! He truly is a world champion.

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Apr 8 2005 1:34AM
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Mattman
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argh, I got mixed up

he's the only guy who has a pink name, now thats hot!

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis Quoting Mattman* from Mar 30 2005 7:56:53: I ask CKO, its trueI almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs ...
Apr 8 2005 1:35AM
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TannerBalls
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once i thought i saw that teddy skiing but it was really God himself. so it was teddy.


eric-'yes i have sex with mts. ice and rock... ice and rock...'
tmorry-'spokane needs to smoke some moore crack'
taelor-'i mean all the nwft guys are pretty freaking hot.'
aj-'rich bytchez yuk!'


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Apr 8 2005 1:39AM
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DoUbLeF
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What kind of bike do you have?

It's a "Knape"

woooo Shocks....PEGS.... TEDDDYYYYYYYYY

do you take it of any saweeet jumps?

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Apr 8 2005 1:44AM
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DENALI44
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Theo Banditto Knape is by far a greater man than us all, and clearly thats is why he is the champion of the universe.

Theo - Punche her, fuck her, and throw her out the car door



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Apr 8 2005 1:51AM
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joe_schuster
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last night i had a dream that teddy was making chocolate milk and then he stoped putting the chocolate sauce in and then started pooring it all over his body...

Apr 8 2005 1:58AM
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Bundo
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Teddy once helped an old lady cross the street and the entire time he was throwing down his game, but it didn't work.

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Apr 8 2005 1:58AM
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Jib_This
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Teddy Knape is the most photogenic person I know. I mean that, really..wow

Not only that, but Teddy is my everything

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Apr 8 2005 2:00AM
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barbwirepony
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ya teddy is hella dope fresh, back in the day he was tight with 2pac and big L and shit. i didnt no him wen he was younger but i herd he was raised on the streets of compton. this boy is straight thugin u herd!!!

Apr 8 2005 2:05AM
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ItsPhil
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my mom was getting her oil changed and she said the mechanic was talking about some teddy knape kid who won the iditerod with only one dog...and he was the one pulling the sled

Apr 8 2005 2:05AM
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joe_schuster
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I herd teddy used to dog sled up in alaska, and one time it was so cold that the dogs froze to death, luckly teddy doesnt feel cold so he put the dogs on the sled and tied himself to the ropes up front and then ran on all fours like a dog into a village, then he unthawed the dogs and they ended up living


Apr 8 2005 2:09AM
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Bundo
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My denist told me that he heard from a different dentist that heard from his cousin, who's denist works on teddy's teeth that there is absoloutly NO PLAQUE on his teeth.

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Apr 8 2005 2:16AM
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prophet
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the great Teddyknape has graced my couch with his blacked out presence. now, whenever you sit there, all your wounds are healed, your sins forgiven and all your wildest dreams come true.

Apr 8 2005 2:58AM
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Anathema
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who is this 'teddy' and what is he famous for?

...why are the signatures still broken?
Apr 8 2005 3:04AM
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almostaskier
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i found his profile, so he jumps off of bridges, big deal...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 8 2005 3:05AM
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Switchin_Dirty
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some good stories about teddy do exist...

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Apr 8 2005 3:07AM
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Durtschi
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yea he jumps off of the fucking golden gate bridge, and does fuckin 20 flips before he hits the bottom, and then he grabs a dolphin and swims to alcatraz and frees all the people and them he get a burger at mdonalds





Q:How do you get a BooTEr CruNk???

A:With a sHoVeL of CouRSe!



Apr 8 2005 3:16AM
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Switchin_Dirty
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^I seen it

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Apr 8 2005 3:21AM
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prophet
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dave once used teddys camera. the next day national geographic called him up wanting him to be a full time correspondant.

Apr 8 2005 3:36AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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^it's true

i also got teddy knape stigmata and my cock tripled in size instantly.... to 36 inches



Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Apr 8 2005 3:44AM
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ItsPhil
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didnt he land a plane one time when the pilot had really bad diahrea and wouldnt come out of the bathroom?

Apr 8 2005 3:47AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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No man, Teddy was IN the bathroom, all the pilots died of SARS and he had to teach 3 African tourists how to land the plane by shouting through the bathroom door in swahili.



Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Apr 8 2005 3:49AM
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almostaskier
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what was his activity at the time in the bathroom?

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 8 2005 3:51AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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Juggling flaming midgets holding machetes.



Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Apr 8 2005 3:56AM
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estaked
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wac aronlds biotch

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
'A J has friends that even live in antarctica, you dont even know' -Tim

'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked.sO UH drop it like it's hot'-teddy
Apr 8 2005 4:02AM
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prophet
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i heard teddy once killed a man, he stabbed crystal-needs-a-park with a trident

Apr 8 2005 4:03AM
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DoUbLeF
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Teddy is big into salamander breeding i heard. he once was telling me about ladies undergarments and how he has a third nipple..and then we played tetherball for hours.....he was sooooo GOOD!!! I called him god..and then he told me he was actually a test tube baby. That explains his greatness..like he's a terminator!!!

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Apr 8 2005 4:07AM
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Nix
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today, our couch told me that it misses teddy...teddy, where are you?



Teehee.
Apr 8 2005 4:22AM
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ESB
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Teddy was driving to the mountain one icy morning when he rolled and totaled his car. He caught a ride and still made it there before the lift opened.


'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
Apr 8 2005 4:25AM
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ItsPhil
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didnt he tame a mountain lion and ride that for about 20 miles until the car picked him up?
whatever happened to the mountain lion?

Apr 8 2005 4:35AM
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J.D.
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^There was no mountain lion. It was a hippogriff, I tell you.

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When the truth is, I miss you.
Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
Apr 8 2005 11:44AM
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marsh
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thats nothin^ ive seen teddysingle handedly fight off and entire army of chinese midgets. i swear there was like 3000 of the little bastards but they were no match for teddy bear!

Apr 8 2005 11:55AM
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(Jonesy)
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this is the best thread ever

I like pie.
Apr 8 2005 12:35PM
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J.D.
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Or how about the time he triumphed over a tribe of Zulu warriors and their pet wildebeests, using nothing more than a soup can and three bits of old string?

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When the truth is, I miss you.
Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
Apr 8 2005 12:51PM
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DENALI44
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Dudes Teddy wouldnt go to mcdonalds for a burger, you guys havent had a real hamburger until you have had a "Teddy Knape Good burger"
they are so scrumdidlyumptious



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Apr 8 2005 1:11PM
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Bundo
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I was reading Teddy's journal one day (shhhh don't tell him) but he described his accounts of traveling through the himlayas in search for a new species of Abominal Snowman, or Yeti so to speak. He didn't find it but i guess he partied his ass off and just had a good time, like he always does.

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Apr 8 2005 2:29PM
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Nix
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teddeeeeee, i can see you from our new window today cause it is sunneeeeeee



Teehee.
Apr 8 2005 2:30PM
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Bundo
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Teddy has really pretty eyes, i looked into them once, but then my penis turned to stone because he is a direct decendent of Medusa.......or is he??????

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Apr 8 2005 2:32PM
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Jib_This
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^he's too beautiful to be a medusa descendent.

This one time, Teddy gave me some beer, and it tasted like espresso. I was stoked, cuz I like espresso. Only a genius brewmaster could make a coffee-like beer.

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Apr 8 2005 2:37PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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I heard that Teddy once tamed a liger and rode it around the world while discovering a cure for AIDS (it's still waiting to get FDA approval.)


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Apr 8 2005 2:40PM
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Bundo
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i heard that teddy can time travel. is this true?

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Apr 8 2005 2:41PM
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Nix
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definitely. how else could he be passed out on 3 couches, in 3 different cities, all at once?



Teehee.
Apr 8 2005 2:43PM
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J.D.
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True it is... one time he used his time travel machine to take samples of his DNA back to other periods to randomly impregnate women without them knowing about it. Thus, Jesus!

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When the truth is, I miss you.
Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
Apr 8 2005 3:13PM
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ESB
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Fucking classic!

What's funny is that half of these stories are true. All of mine are.


'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
Apr 8 2005 3:22PM
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schmuck
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you didnt hear this from me, but Teddy was actually the guy that convinced Salomon to make the 1080. JP and the boys were trying to get them to do it, but they werent sure, so they called Teddy for his advice, and he said, "that sounds like a swell idea to me." and then freeskiing was born...all thanks to Teddy.

Apr 8 2005 3:25PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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Teddy Knape is too much the champion of the world to have his thread fall this far down in Ski Gabber.

He cured AIDS for chrissakes!


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Apr 8 2005 4:07PM
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almostaskier
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hahahahahah, man the wording! "thus, Jesus" hahahaha! i love it.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 8 2005 4:14PM
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J.D.
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^I aim to please... but you know, Teddy Knape taught me everything I know. He tutored me when I was but an impressionable young lad. And he taught me how to break dance!

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When the truth is, I miss you.
Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
Apr 8 2005 4:30PM
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almostaskier
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show me, i do not believe that even the great Teddy could teach you to break dance.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 8 2005 4:43PM
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Bundo
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Teddy was an extra in "You Got Served" he is the G in the background with the sick moves when the big dance off at the end. he got paid more than jessica alba did in that movie.

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