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Teddy Knape is the Champion of the World

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Bundo
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Well....at least according to me. I saw him slay a dragon.

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Apr 7 2005 4:29AM
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almostaskier
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i do not undersestimete the Knape at HIS personal skill, im talking about impossibilities, things that just cannot be done: a square circle is impossible. JD May breakdancing is impossible, by definition.

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 8 2005 5:06PM
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Jeff_Thomas
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Teddy is man of many words, and man of even more actions. Ladies cannot control themselves...especially when he blesses them with licking their face. So hot.

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Apr 8 2005 5:13PM
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almostaskier
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underestimate...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 8 2005 5:14PM
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Jeff_Thomas
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Theo on the Cosby show was Teddy "Theo Knappee" in disguise.

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Apr 8 2005 5:16PM
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prophet
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Teddy actually wrote, drew and voiced Fat Albert.

Apr 8 2005 5:28PM
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Bundo
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Braveheart was based off Teddy Knape.

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J.D.
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He's also slain a Cyclops or two in his day. You know the Odyssey? Yeah, that story is actually about Teddy, he did all that stuff... they just changed the name in the final printing. Fucking publicists.

Oh, and it was an autobiography. Teddy actually wrote it, it was misattributed.

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Apr 8 2005 6:50PM
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Bundo
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Teddy didn't write it, he recited it, Teddy's Odyssey is an Epic Poem, not a book. He is more classy than just a writer. jeeeeeze, don't down size the guy.

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prophet
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teddy knape was moses, jesus AND all of the disciples. you know how .,.. i think it was peter... was known as "the twin" well it wasnt because of a strange translation, it was cause he was really teddy and he was kinda schizo. but the point of all this was that teddy basically wrote and starred in the bible.

Apr 8 2005 7:05PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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Hitler didn't committ suicide, Teddy shot him in the name of all that is good in the world. Time travel... seriously.


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Apr 8 2005 7:24PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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I am Teddy's sex slave.



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Apr 8 2005 7:27PM
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Jeff_Thomas
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Teddy starred in the Lord of the rings trilogy as samwise gamgy

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Apr 8 2005 7:34PM
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J.D.
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Little known fact: LOTR is a true story, and Teddy was just playing himself.

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Apr 8 2005 7:38PM
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Jeff_Thomas
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Teddy, has the mast sexist vaice out there. Teddwyn you make me complete.

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Apr 8 2005 11:32PM
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ItsPhil
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did he, or did he not...write the book of love
plus, i heard he was the one who swam out into the ocean to save Elian Gonzales

Apr 9 2005 2:29AM
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Jeff_Thomas
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He brews a special beer, that can capture any mans heart.

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Apr 9 2005 3:06AM
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almostaskier
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what? is he gay then? oh the inhumanity!

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé! /// hahaha don't be angry. say it. 'touche' . just let it roll off your tounge. it will make you a happier person.- seanPISTOL/// Touche... God damnit... Made me happy... - skiierman
Apr 9 2005 7:24AM
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J.D.
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Teddy is beyond such trivial mortal concerns... but he's been known to turn grown men gay when they meet him. He's just that irresistable.

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Yeah the truth is, that I miss you so.
And I�'m tired...
I should not have let you go.
Apr 9 2005 1:22PM
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Nix
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jeff & teddy?!? i KNEW it!!!



Teehee.
Apr 9 2005 1:58PM
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ItsPhil
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wasnt he supposed to be in the original cast of queer eye for the straight guy? but he had to go to paris to fix the structural problems with the eiffel tower...could just be a rumor though

Apr 9 2005 3:14PM
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almostaskier
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that proves it, the gay boy teddy knape got nothing on me and my bad boy 2000 posts!

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 9 2005 4:05PM
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Five40Guy
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although teddy might appear metro and men are fasanated with him, hell i am, maybe we should all check our sexuality, teddy has been know to knock down a few girls in one night, i have fortuneatly been lucky to witness such indcidents on several differtn occasions..


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Apr 9 2005 7:43PM
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marsh
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if i could be one man. it would be teddy knape

Apr 9 2005 8:49PM
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joe_schuster
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we need to get one thing straight. the leaning tower of pisa isnt leaning because of the way they built it. they built it straight and then one day while Teddy was in italy he got really mad because this chick died when she saw him because he was so stunningly beautiful so he went and puched the building out of anger and since hes so strong it actually moved the whole building that way.

Apr 9 2005 9:03PM
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DoUbLeF
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who holds the record for most consecutive wins, and also highest cash total on Jeopardy? Teddy beee boopin Knape...dressed under cover as a nerd..to his identity. Then they go and wrig his buzzer to let some FOOL WIN!! disgusting!!!!!!!!


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Apr 9 2005 9:47PM
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Bundo
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Teddy can't feel pain or the effects of heroin.

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Apr 9 2005 9:57PM
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Sdot
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My hero.



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Apr 9 2005 10:23PM
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garrett.
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lets here it for teddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Apr 9 2005 10:25PM
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bermbuster49
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haha i saw the teaser to this, go teddy

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Apr 9 2005 10:28PM
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DoUbLeF
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teddy doesn't bleed real blood....and I have seen him lift a car before!!!

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Apr 9 2005 11:34PM
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joe_schuster
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one time Teddy took used his time travel machine and made it so that he could go into a different world and he went into the dragonball z world, and then he went and beat freeza, goku and gohan all at once, then he hooked up with goku's wife. ya Teddy ur a pimp!

Apr 10 2005 12:20AM
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barbwirepony
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Teddy doesnt rollerblade at all but one day we were jokin around tryin to get him to do it, so he did and we got some footy of him...check it!!! ( first time ever rollerblading)

https://newschoolers.com/PHP/Videos/Uploaded/4567roller.wmv

Apr 10 2005 12:27AM
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Parkboy
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^HOLY SHIT

Apr 10 2005 12:35AM
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Bundo
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teddy can puke at will

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Apr 10 2005 12:47AM
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joe_schuster
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^ and he doesnt even have to put his finger down his throat he just has a magic passage that he says out load and then he pukes

Apr 10 2005 1:17AM
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prophet
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teddy can land tricks for other skiers, from another mountain. he also has a siren song greater than that of any ancient tale, his call can be heard by skiers at seymour from his call from baker... and theyre magically drawn away into the woods.

Apr 10 2005 2:06AM
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Dorey
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teddy knape is spiderman

' Keep fit and have fun!'
Apr 10 2005 11:32AM
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skiierman
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Bahahaha, I'm sorry but this is one of the best threads I've read on NS. This Teddy Knape guy sounds like a swell fella.

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Apr 10 2005 11:46AM
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ItsPhil
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if by gay you mean the reigning india national camel racing champion, then yes he is by far the gayest person in the world
i also heard he is one of the best banana farmers around

Apr 10 2005 4:15PM
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almostaskier
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"although teddy might appear metro and men are fasanated with him, hell i am, maybe we should all check our sexuality, teddy has been know to knock down a few girls in one night, i have fortuneatly been lucky to witness such indcidents on several differtn occasions.."

no, i mean gay as in he likes to do sexy time explosion in other men...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 10 2005 4:21PM
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TeddyKnape
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It's all true, sorry i haven't posted before but i have alot fans to respond to.

Apr 10 2005 4:33PM
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ItsPhil
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something smells delicious

Apr 10 2005 4:35PM
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BillyGoteMan
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one time me and teddy headed to taco bell....his treat....what a guy

Apr 10 2005 4:36PM
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almostaskier
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ha ha i_am_a_skier. so you just admitted to being gay, nicely done teddy!

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 10 2005 4:37PM
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ItsPhil
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maybe hes just bisexual
maybe even tri-sexual

Apr 10 2005 4:38PM
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TeddyKnape
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Im not ashamed to admit that I indulge in the delicate smells of certain perfumes from time to time.

Apr 10 2005 4:39PM
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bermbuster49
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chris farmer is his cover name so people dont shoot him haha. i heard teddy was going to be in passion of the christ but turned it down cas he had to go help the old people and donate blood, then they gave the part to whats his name, mel gibson? lol

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Apr 10 2005 4:39PM
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almostaskier
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right gay boy, live in denial...

- Patty *NS Skateboarders* Vas y il l'a cassé!
Apr 10 2005 4:41PM
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ESB
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Never trust someone who spends as much time on their profile as almostaskier has. Also, if he'd ever met Teddy he'd know that insults are useless in the face of such regency and magnanimity.


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Apr 10 2005 5:20PM
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oO~sKiErGirL~Oo
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he's actually octa-sexual, the only man before Teddy able to reach this heightened level of sexuality is the great monastic brother known as Simeon Stylite (who achieved this without ever having sex.)


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