• Orage Aldrin 2013

      • Review by jaesuk_lee on Feb 12, 2015 @ 9:55 PM
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        This super slick jacket is great because it helps pick up really hot racer chicks.

        The simple, yet classy pocket layout in the front of the coat really displays your sophisticated personality whilst effortlessly showcasing your rugged backcountry side.

        With a whopping total of 8 pockets, you'll have plenty of space for beef jerky and caprisuns.

        The Aldrin is nice because it is insulated(100g body, 80g arms) and perfect for those colder days(and throwing over the shoulders of some hot racer chick in a gs suit before her run). However, if the weather were to warm up, the pit zips could be deployed to extinguish any ungodly odors. Hot racer babes do not appreciate stinky skiers.

        Speaking of "stinky", the Aldrin comes equipped with antimicrobial wrist thingies inside of the cuffs. These cuffs prevent nasty glove sweat stenches. They're really soft and great for picking up hot racer chicks.

        One of my favorite parts of this slick coat the media pocket. It provides a reliable,dry place for my phone. This is essential because I need my phone to text the newly acquired phone numbers of hot ski babes. Orage even incorporated a small loop of fabric on that side of the jacket where you can slip your headphone cords into. Babes love details.

        So, bottom line...I can't guarantee that you'll pick up hot ski chicks with this coat, but I can guarantee that yours chances will be significantly increased. Good luck my friends.

        Ratings:
        • Design
          Clean
          Busy
        • Weight
          Light
          Heavy
        • Durability
          Fragile
          Durable
        • Style
          Uncool
          Cool
        • Fit
          Tight
          Baggy
        • Waterproofing
          Wet
          Dry
        • Breathability
          Pourous
          Airtight
        • Warmth
          Cold
          Warm
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    • Name:
    • Aldrin
    • Manufacturer:
    • Orage
    • Year:
    • 2013
    • Gender:
    • Male
    • At A Glance
    • Design
    • Clean
      Busy
    • Weight
    • Light
      Heavy
    • Durability
    • Fragile
      Durable
    • Style
    • Uncool
      Cool
    • Fit
    • Tight
      Baggy
    • Waterproofing
    • Wet
      Dry
    • Breathability
    • Pourous
      Airtight
    • Warmth
    • Cold
      Warm
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