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How to shut snowboarders up

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MACK.
Posts: 1230 - Karma: 1,892
So today was closing day at meadows and while i was going down some snowboarders on the lify were hollering down at me and calling me a gapper and making fun of my saga/lines(which they thought were armadas) and trying to throw snow on me. They were getting under my skin so in attempt to shut them up and throw the steeziest 360 mute. They were silent after that.
Anyone else ever had a story like this?
12 years ago
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Andi_G
Posts: 3102 - Karma: 15,262
sick bro
12 years ago
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JakeBarrett
Posts: 1237 - Karma: 1,844
/claim
12 years ago
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,608
the standard at my local hill is snowboarders yelling do a frontflip when you are heading towards a rail, whenever this happens i immediatly cut off to the side of the lip and punch front just to make them happy
12 years ago
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MACK.
Posts: 1230 - Karma: 1,892
Ya i do admit im not that good of a skier
12 years ago
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Lachie.
Posts: 356 - Karma: 1,550
Little kids tell me to do backflips because they think its the most amazing and hardest trick that you can do.
12 years ago
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50Kal
Posts: 2838 - Karma: 5,584
You have to blow their mind with a switch backflip.
12 years ago
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
radical hotdogging
12 years ago
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d00d
Posts: 2687 - Karma: 7,088
they were probably high or drunk don't get your jimmies all rustled now
12 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38286 - Karma: 132,009
Waaaaahhhh the snowboarder was super mean to me and like, I want to get back at him.




Grow a fucking pair, dude.
12 years ago
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11990 - Karma: 12,273
you show them your penis
12 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15099 - Karma: 9,349
You need a verb. That should do the trick next time.
12 years ago
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RockNRollNghtClb
Posts: 2013 - Karma: 2,509
hahahahahahaha
12 years ago
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,510
If it makes you feel any better when I was a kid I constantly got kicked out of the park because I Ski.
12 years ago
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4242 - Karma: 10,784
Don't be a bitch.
12 years ago
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ScottyN
Posts: 376 - Karma: 455
Flew out to Jasper from the UK, standing at the top of the park, these park rat kids come up to me and start asking questions and things.

"Can you do a 7?!"

Me and my mate look at each other and laugh, turn back to the kids,

"Dude, you wanna see me double?!"

at that point i slide away with my mate following.

They were shouting after us,

"DO A 7!!! DO A DOUBLE!!!"

Hit the jump with some heat, popped well and proceeded to throw THE "Steeziest" double DAFFY.

Im pretty sure i melted their brains.
12 years ago
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NMMedia
Posts: 982 - Karma: 1,700
At my park throwing rodeo seems to shut them up, since it looks way cooler than anything they can do
12 years ago
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smuggs
Posts: 6561 - Karma: 1,375
Bro you should be blasting biebs through your skullcandies so loud that you can just ignore snowboarding hate.
12 years ago
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SKIU4EA
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12 years ago
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
Just stare at them and say "me no speak English"
12 years ago
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first_rodeo
Posts: 2385 - Karma: 7,781

this and other aerials over every jump and doing every feature switch

/claim

12 years ago
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DubV134
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 695
Don't stop there. Force it down their throats, that should shit them up
12 years ago
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,889
how about you just ignore them?
12 years ago
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Auzy
Posts: 569 - Karma: 1,827
Or you can just throw a giant 180 and flip them off as they are at the top of the run in haha saw a kid do it once and it made my life
12 years ago
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ShredAZ
Posts: 1054 - Karma: 641
Yea I usually do a front flip to finger blast right into their girlfriend. Works 65% of the time.
12 years ago
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Session
Posts: 5408 - Karma: 22,546
I wouldn't worry about it. The general Meadows knuckledragger is pretty limited to grabbing method. Any talented ones have long left behind any Ski/Snowboard animosity.

The funny part though is that as a whole the raddest dudes going off at Meadows all over the resort are generally skiers.


Sparknotes: MHM snowboarders = LOL.
12 years ago
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CrotchKiller
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stop being a pussy
12 years ago
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DaffyDaDak
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who cares if they snowboard or ski, they enjoy there sport just as much as you do skiing
12 years ago
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skiierman
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Hahahaha, the steeziest 360 mute... who the fuck do you think you are? JP Auclair? You suck just as hard as those snowboarders with self-claiming that hard.
12 years ago
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J_MAC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 127
best way to shut up a snowboarder... give them one of your poles and challenge them to a swordfight while goin down the hill. You then proceed to stick your pole in between their legs and give it a good yank to the side and watch them catch their edge to faceplant :D
12 years ago
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BigDog
Posts: 714 - Karma: 818
Try snowboarding...
No seriously, I ski with basically all snowboarders so I tried snowboarding one day and was easily keeping up in the park after the first day. (See Henrik Harlaut) Vice versa, snowboards who try skiing generally don't know what the fuck they're doing.
12 years ago
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shitpoop
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Its different for everybody.
12 years ago
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BigDog
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Probably, I think the concept of using one board is just physically easier than having to worry about two skis. Like if someone had zero experience with either. I wouldn't know though.
12 years ago
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fnacke
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id just say: you wish you had my swag! then ride away like jon brogan! CHEEEH!
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
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I could barely make it down the hill; I'm garbage at board sports. I've always wished I could do both though.
12 years ago
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dkski
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works 65% of the time. all the time
12 years ago
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jrl
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or you could befriend them?
12 years ago
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Terpskerp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 115
your problem is, you're at meadows...
12 years ago
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 30,008
Really? haha. Meadows is like the chillest place...



... also, in this day and age, kids don't know the struggle. Growing up in the 1990's was the pinnacle of 'hate'. I had to deal with that as a skier for YEAAARS.
12 years ago
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Karl_Hungus
Posts: 510 - Karma: 3,664
haha i ski meadows and i feel like i know who this is and if it means anything skiers make fun of you too
12 years ago
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Lemon
Posts: 75 - Karma: 154
FUCK YOU I WANTED TO DO THAT
12 years ago
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_Jeffrey_
Posts: 1651 - Karma: 572
NO WAY!? I SKI MEADOWS TOO BRO
12 years ago
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elinde
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 3,228
how old are you?
12 years ago
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BMillerrr
Posts: 191 - Karma: 300
Throw the "steeziest" spread eagle. That'll show um whos boss, 80's style.
12 years ago
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SOSA69
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12 years ago
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-emile-
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liek when I get liek hated on liek by snowboarders liek I throw a ''insert claim here'' and then they liek stahp hatin'

any one else have similar experiene with snowboarders hatin on them but then they stop cause you do a steezy trick ??????? comment below
12 years ago
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Stose
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Pretty much the same but these idiots at my hill always tell do a backflip so I do. They can't do anything so they just kinda shut up
12 years ago
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Easy-E
Posts: 751 - Karma: 1,686
if a boarder starts getting all cock-assed I just sit down on the hill and spread my poles and skis out and become a giant starfish just to get in their way... its quite funny
12 years ago
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SnowMiser
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do this to innocent bystanders for additional thug status
12 years ago
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CoryFlynn
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Snow boarding is too easy, first time boarding i did a steezy 90 to flat on my back and only broke my arm Some next level shit on my first day
12 years ago
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