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How to shut snowboarders up

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MACK.
Posts: 1230 - Karma: 1,892
So today was closing day at meadows and while i was going down some snowboarders on the lify were hollering down at me and calling me a gapper and making fun of my saga/lines(which they thought were armadas) and trying to throw snow on me. They were getting under my skin so in attempt to shut them up and throw the steeziest 360 mute. They were silent after that.
Anyone else ever had a story like this?
12 years ago
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Skibumsmith
Posts: 5478 - Karma: 12,473
you should do better talking when internet
12 years ago
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MEDSKI.XXX
Posts: 312 - Karma: 403
Typically I just wait for them to come down the hill and we work it out like real men, and if that doesn't work I usually just kill them.
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dresserski
Posts: 1039 - Karma: 1,727
same, but I dont go around saying it was the worst of times, it was the best of times. I do remember when skiers were not allowed to go in the park, the lupole was that snow-bladers were. ya i used to snowblade so i could ride park. circa 1996
12 years ago
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,662
That's when you reply with "I'm the fastest skier on the mountain! You wanna race bro?"
12 years ago
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,894
I hope to learn switch backies by next season for exactly that reason: making teenage snowboarders cry and leave the park.
12 years ago
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eivindaaholtet
Posts: 123 - Karma: 1,178
fuckin snowboarders
12 years ago
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3rik
Posts: 549 - Karma: 1,651
sounds real swaggy doe.
12 years ago
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Ali_Dibden
Posts: 1966 - Karma: 1,689
Yes, i remember this one well! Good times bro.
12 years ago
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SPUTnik.
Posts: 1487 - Karma: 2,555
atleast it was the steeziest
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LSDTripGod
Posts: 184 - Karma: 201
I punch them in the face.
12 years ago
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special-J
Posts: 1572 - Karma: 4,477
hahahahaha, I'm imagining a kid getting harassed by like 30 snowboarders so he nonchalantly skis down to the lip of the main feature, slowly lays down, sprawls out and then just doesn't move a muscle.
12 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Challenge them to a game of in your face and then do only screamin seeman variations.
12 years ago
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,596
only possible solution
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Uncle.tito
Posts: 192 - Karma: 139
Should have done a cannonball dukie.
12 years ago
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gouda
Posts: 84 - Karma: 600
Murder works well
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nicetwins
Posts: 189 - Karma: -7
You moon them
12 years ago
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Frenchy714
Posts: 61 - Karma: 173
Bystanders aren't innocent there just as bad as the bully. Good idea by the way
12 years ago
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
I normally just take out my Gat and mow em bitches down
12 years ago
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
if you mooned me..... i would pee in your butt.
12 years ago
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shred.stickz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 1,715
You could be from Rhode Island like me and have your home mountain be Yawgoo Valley were a simple blind 270 makes you a god of the park
12 years ago
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scarsimd
Posts: 668 - Karma: 773
snowboarders = gay.




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Hood
Posts: 107 - Karma: 146
Dont let those boarders nibble on your foreskin now!!
12 years ago
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
I usually start off with a few 270s to give them confidence but then move to only pretzel variations and hippy killers so I can act surprised when they can't do it.
12 years ago
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,944
Except some of the sickest snowboards on the east coast shred that mtn
12 years ago
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BolderPro
Posts: 767 - Karma: 426
lol at this thread...
12 years ago
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unknowndeath
Posts: 393 - Karma: 220
yeah no skier at yawgoo will ever be a "god of the park" while dylan gamache and the rands are still there.
12 years ago
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life_is_hood
Posts: 503 - Karma: 1,993
Ask them to 2 pretz 2... doesnt work too well on a board.
12 years ago
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shred.stickz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 1,715
yeah i understand that, i see them everyday during the winter
12 years ago
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MillPiddy
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Wolfgang.
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We must ensure it remains so, to appease the underworld.
12 years ago
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JahJahBinks
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u culd have fuked thur muthers buts lol
12 years ago
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-WZ-
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attempt this
12 years ago
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PacificRimJob
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steeeeeziest...

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will_powder
Posts: 3194 - Karma: 5,445
Yes.
12 years ago
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,671
Word to that.


Hate is so much better than it used to be.
12 years ago
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robotdna
Posts: 1232 - Karma: 2,959
SPORTS
12 years ago
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HabitualShred
Posts: 280 - Karma: 1,831
Why cant we all be like steve stepp and embrace our inner boarder
12 years ago
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lurking
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 6,877
This
12 years ago
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Substitute
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 2,275
I will try this.
12 years ago
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powerbong2000
Posts: 737 - Karma: 1,802
I ski with guns in my hands, so I don't have these pussy problems.
12 years ago
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meathead13
Posts: 132 - Karma: 101
dude this is such an old thread, but steeze indeed
12 years ago
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theabortionator
Posts: 52783 - Karma: 175,283
I bet you're a gaper.
12 years ago
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The_Polock
Posts: 345 - Karma: 1,280
Happened to me last week.  I stopped skiing and waited for those fucks to come talk to me up close as opposed to hiding up on a lift.  There was 4 of them and they still boarded as far away from my angry ass as possible.  Whoop dat ass is all I have to say.  Like DingoSean I grew up in the 90's as well.  Hate is an artform when it come to aggressive boarders.  Dont back down....
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galardogod
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 5,336
And this is why i`d love to learn these.
12 years ago
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John18_6
Posts: 7313 - Karma: 49,172
Whenever boarders talk shit I throw a pretzel out of a rail, they don't believe that pretzels above 270 exist. So I do a 270 they think I'm good, 450 probably pro, 630 ski god.
12 years ago
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Turkelton
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hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaha you dense motherfucker
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