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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

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hiphophobo
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paulaner...... gooood shit
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Inline.
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ohhhhhhhhh fuck no
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Inline.
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where you like this?
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
so it begins...
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
I r drunk. ND THRES A GIRL I WANNA FUCK AROUDND THE CORNER FROM ME. IV KNOWN HER SINCE A LONG TIME AGO WHAT SHOULD I SAY
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Just B like HEY! Wanna F@$#?
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,802
whip out ur dick, she can do the rest
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1337
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what happened to the other thread with the exact same title? couldn't find it in your drunken state, or is it gone
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AWALLRUS.
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GGOOD CALL. I WILL TEXT HER THAT ILL LET YOU KNOW HOW I GOES
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PON3
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its gone, I tried clicking on it and just got booted back to the forums main page
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PON3
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ADA BOY!!

Shit I need to stop posting. This is my 13th post today. lol
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soulskier
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theres already a drunk thread dude, i'm drunk and knew that
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
DUDE SOMETIMES I POST LIKE 30 TIMES A DAY DONT WORRY About it
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,802
just chgugged some vodka gihn nd tnionc lil wileewfe agoo and now fucked up at computer laptop on lap no sihirt
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AWALLRUS.
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DUDE YOU LIKE 14. ACTUALLY THATS WHEN ISTARDED. BUT WHATEVER DONT FUCK UP
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PON3
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lol have fun finding it
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Blindsurfer
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not 1 4 i bez 15 bruda
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AWALLRUS.
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HEH. WELL THEN STOP TYPING LIKE AN IDJUT. YOU KNOW HOW BACKSPACE WORKS
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PON3
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So did you text that girly girl yet?
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AWALLRUS.
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YES SHE SAID THAT SHE WNTED TO LOSE HE VERGINITY BY UNIVERSITY. SO I SAID I COULD TAKE CARE OF THAT IN LIKE 5 MINUTES. SHE SAID THT SHE WAS IN BED ALREDY, THEN SHE SAID THAT IFSHE KNEW I WAS LIVINGBAT MY GRANDMAS RECENTLY SHE WOULD COME HUNG OUT WITH Me THEN SHE SAID SHES NOT HOME TOMOROW SO I GUESS IM NOT GETTIN LAID
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
SHITTY!!!!!!


Welp now you can drink more!! which is what im going to do right about MEOW
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
WELL GOOD TRY BRO BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
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muFFn
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AWALLRUS.
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Werd MAN BUT IM OUT OF BOOZE CAUSE IM LOOKING AFTER GRANDMAS DOG CAUSESHES IN A HOSPITAL SO I GOT NOTHING BUT Some 11% FINNISH LIQUOR AND ITS REALLY OLD LOOKING
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deleted5
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how does one gt this so called drunk?
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Blindsurfer
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i do but jjust dont give a fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AWALLRUS.
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LICKA OR BREWS
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Jaymon
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I IS DRANK!
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AWALLRUS.
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I UNDERSTAND. FUCK IM SO GONE
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TACO-DOG.exe
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TITTIESzzz yayayayay
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emilyiscool
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yay. i is now drunk :)
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Spinoza
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DaaWg. Yo john. Digiac biz hammmmmmmmed yooooooo bBujanjajahahahahahaha
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Ldont u hav a dick
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emilyiscool
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i dont have a dick sorry.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Ptr0ve it
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Cufe.
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I had a super duper home made long island iced tea. but I dont have any coke a cola so I made it with tonic water and 4x more alcohol. then I chugged a leter of beer now i feel great! soooooooo........ I dont give a bloody fuck what Hagrid thinks
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emilyiscool
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good you really shouldnt care what hagrid thinks who the fuck does he think he is anyways
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Cufe.
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I dunno! he thinks he is tall and shit! but I would be all like "im batman!" and then he would stop thinking at me.
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emilyiscool
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i totally get that i mean like just cuz your tall doesnt mean you got shit on batman
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Cufe.
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siged. because i still dont care what hagrid thingsk. and batman is the shit.

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emilyiscool
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damn right he is, not his sidekick robyn though, robyn doesnt do shit other then go "HOLY _____ Batman!" and has yet to swear once. i want him to just once go HOLY FUCK BATMAN. like a normal fucking person.
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Cufe.
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HOLY FUCK BATMAN!
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emilyiscool
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HOLY I MADE SOMEONE'S SIG BATMAN
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2_fadez
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just posting in here for being twisted like that fuckin taserian devil shit from looney toones. god dammit i'm reminecscening too much
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
Just woke up and a little tipsy and a wholllleeee lot of hung over

/fuck me
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kstanz
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roune it!!!! about thisOO O______ big but couldnt decide if the guy was hot enugh so i just talked ok?? now i think i shoulda done it anywat maybeer tomrrow
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.AR6rider.
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So glad this thread was bumped so I didn't have to searchbar for it. 3/4 done with my fifth. COD with my friend. Going shot for shot for whoever has a lower k/d in hardcore team deathmatch haha. Super tanked. HOWEVER, just went 28-4 with a choppa gunna. Fucking awesome.
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.AR6rider.
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Uggghhhh mixed drinks from now on. My vodka's warm and I just did a shot. Fucking awful. Almost puked. I'm now 2-7 in the next round of Call of Duty, what is shit shist. .
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theabortionator
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n00b


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.AR6rider.
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Don't worry about it. 9-0 next round. About to call in my chooopppaaaaaaa
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