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The "Im Drunk" Thread

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PON3
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Well Hello, after I went to the bars and hung out with some friends, here I am posting on NS. great way to end the night.I had the most delicious beer I could ever imagine today and ill let you know the name of it when i become more sober.

Post your fun drunkenness stories, rants, bloggings...ECT HERE!

But NS keep it clean so we don't get this thread deleted again!

Aug 12 2011 11:05PM
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Loges
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just bwnd it over, show em ya teeth. Slap ot thrice times and call it a ngiht. badabingbadab
Aug 20 2011 3:06AM
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Loges
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just bwnd it over, show em ya teeth. Slap ot thrice times and call it a ngiht. badabingbadab
Aug 20 2011 3:06AM
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kstanz
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i feek ssooo sucky please
Aug 20 2011 3:37AM
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613.
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How arre things
Aug 20 2011 5:00AM
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snowdon
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^Speaking of how are things, I met Jwenz tonight. He introduced himself to me and I shook his hand and said, "Hi there, how are things?" He freaked out a little and I lol'd.


this cool story was brought to you by drunk me.
Aug 20 2011 6:09AM
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.spaghetticat.
Posts: 4283 - Karma: 890
o herro
crazy night last nightt ohhoo vodka straight up
Aug 20 2011 7:54AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
threads for drunkenness
Aug 20 2011 8:06AM
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geet
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well hello old friend
Aug 21 2011 1:37AM
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ButteredToast.
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First weekend of college...


Idrunk.
Aug 21 2011 2:33AM
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emilyiscool
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i. am so. hungover. FUCK!
Aug 21 2011 2:32PM
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wait.what
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Tried a new drink tonight.
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Aug 23 2011 2:16AM
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colleenator
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hi
Aug 23 2011 2:18AM
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wait.what
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But it did this to me :(
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Aug 23 2011 2:18AM
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daskis
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hellooooooooooooooooo whats up we're at nova. we be drujnkk. so come to caughlin. ok?
Aug 23 2011 3:09AM
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KEVTRON
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alcohol is teh best.

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Aug 23 2011 3:37AM
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theabortionator
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i haven't drank in 2 weeks


CLAIM
Aug 23 2011 3:41AM
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PON3
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You have a drinking problem.

Your not drinking enough.
Aug 24 2011 1:53PM
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colleenator
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threads for later bahaha
Aug 26 2011 7:35PM
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colleenator
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ho guys what up bras
Aug 27 2011 12:40AM
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PON3
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ohhhhh heyy there, how you doooin?
Aug 27 2011 11:13PM
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BMB
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threads for when back at school

Aug 27 2011 11:48PM
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soulskier
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drunks?
Aug 28 2011 12:53AM
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easy.steezy
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12 shots later....... i'm so fucking drunk
Aug 28 2011 1:22AM
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steezbox
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'll just go ahead and bump this thread. or something. I should go to bed though.
Aug 28 2011 2:05AM
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eastcoastplanker
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i wnet to the steedlters game drunk as fuck, drank whedn i was there, thedn hooka brar, tehen drank wsith my sister and her friednd when igotr homde
Aug 28 2011 4:49AM
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Shark.
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this is totally a repost i know it.

anyways. first timesz in a while

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Aug 28 2011 5:09AM
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JewRad
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helloz NS, present. I'm gonna smoke a bowl and sllep though it's really late.
Aug 28 2011 5:11AM
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Shark.
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A for effort.
capt. M fuuucks me up/
Aug 28 2011 5:18AM
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k-fred
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this shit is freakkkking good
Aug 28 2011 7:52AM
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emilyiscool
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good stuffs :)
Aug 28 2011 2:36PM
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JewRad
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why are you always drunk at 12 in the afternoon
Aug 28 2011 3:35PM
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emilyiscool
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i tend to be drunk at most points of the day but by the time im really wasted i lack the ability to post in this thread
Aug 28 2011 3:55PM
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CliffyByro
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Shut up emily you fucking lesbian whore i'm so fucked right now thank fuck for predictive text fuck i'm puking fuck oh ma lawds this is fucked jesus i love newschoolers like my own brethren you guys are awesome okay i've calmed down. Fuck i think i have hypothermija NI jesus fuck its so cold fuck i wanna ski dubi fuck leas okay fresh hair is good lol we hot box d my friends tree house lol o lol o lol jesus i'm fucked lol o lol o lol i want to fuck alyssssa unless she's a troll jfo lol o lol fuck i'm unsold drunk
Aug 29 2011 10:21PM
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CliffyByro
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dildos
Aug 29 2011 10:23PM
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BeerWeed
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hammered. writing stories. just finished ym last night of 7day/week drinking. Heading into senior year and now time to focus for 4 out of the 7 days a week. had best summer of my life drank during day and night for each day of the week. planning on making it only happen a few nights a week and then fri/sat night seeing as how i have school days that start at 745 am. Got to love this east coast lifestyle along with my highschool life. this year will be great, stoked on everything right now. Hope everyone is having fun in life because that is what matters! try some experimental drugs and live it up. stay safe, know your boundaries, and release your inner self!
Aug 30 2011 12:37AM
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emilyiscool
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dude im two high/drunk to care right now, fucking love you cliffybyro
Aug 30 2011 12:47AM
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Anathema
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maybe will get lucky and em will post pictures of tits. or better yet, her and her chickypoo holding each others tits

DO WANT
Aug 30 2011 12:49AM
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CliffyByro
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You know what emily its cool everyone hates on you but meh, idc. you raised from 0 to 10 i expect the same. anathema put up pics now lol fuck i'm still not sober.. my mate is throwing up but idgaf. its freezing here, how y'all doing? mmm golf
Aug 30 2011 1:03AM
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PON3
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I feel like this is appropriate.

Aug 30 2011 11:10PM
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JewRad
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i went to deadmau5 sooooo, not drunk.
Aug 31 2011 3:22AM
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steezysteeze
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bummmp ;) drunk is good
Sep 3 2011 11:53PM
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emilyiscool
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im posting in the im high thread and the im drunk thread, multitasking motherfucekrs :)
Sep 4 2011 12:47AM
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SeanTom
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REPORTING IN
Sep 4 2011 12:58AM
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CliffyByro
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hey emily
Sep 4 2011 1:32PM
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emilyiscool
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hey cliffybyro whats up? :)
Sep 4 2011 11:24PM
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SeanTom
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hey emily what's good?
Sep 5 2011 12:47AM
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emilyiscool
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met people downtown and they had lots of alcohol, im drunk now :) and yourself?
Sep 5 2011 12:50AM
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SeanTom
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fun! haha, swag. i curently have no idea where i am.
Sep 5 2011 1:45AM
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.AR6rider.
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Do a shot, pussy.
Sep 5 2011 1:54AM
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emilyiscool
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sounds about right :)
Sep 5 2011 1:58AM
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