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Pre-Ski Rituals

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steezytangerine
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what do you do the day before/morning before a big day of skiing?

I usually stretch the night before and push out my shins if I have shin bang, and in the morning eat a big breakfast to minimize snack/lunch breaks and maximise ski pass value. Also if im feeling extra saucy on said morning I might do a little dynamic warmup too
Feb 1 2024 5:36PM
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trippinnpete
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steezytangerinewhat do you do the day before/morning before a big day of skiing?

I usually stretch the night before and push out my shins if I have shin bang, and in the morning eat a big breakfast to minimize snack/lunch breaks and maximise ski pass value. Also if im feeling extra saucy on said morning I might do a little dynamic warmup too


Hot tub sesh + watching ski edits with the homies the night before
Feb 1 2024 5:46PM
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switchlip2
Posts: 1905 - Karma: 23,274
Drugs and stretching and more drugs and stretching
Feb 1 2024 5:50PM
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Quaggy
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 19,051
No need to overcomplicate things: a few brimmers from the bong and I'm ready to ski any terrain
Feb 1 2024 6:11PM
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belti02
Posts: 89 - Karma: 636
You don’t know need a ritual, just make peace with your spirit and go skiing
Feb 1 2024 6:22PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36699 - Karma: 110,757
lay awake in my bed at 0530 and ask myself why I do this
Feb 1 2024 6:25PM
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steezytangerine
Posts: 382 - Karma: 2,374
GayWolf420lay awake in my bed at 0530 and ask myself why I do this


its always worth crawling out of bed for at the end of the day
Feb 1 2024 6:53PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6179 - Karma: 66,506
The night before I make sure my goggles and gloves are dry, then I get baked and do this hour long mellow yoga routine that's mostly stretching and meditation. In the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast (the dankest breakfast sandwich you've ever had).
Feb 1 2024 8:21PM
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Don_Kedic
Posts: 70 - Karma: 843
Roll about 4 spliffs, grab another 4 jagër shooters and make a sandwich. Couple of leg stretches if im really feeling it then search for parking for about 20 mins
Feb 1 2024 8:23PM
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KilaTsunami
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 23,633
Stretch at the top of the mountain, take in that view, add some songs on the queue, thank god for the day and drop in
Feb 1 2024 9:07PM
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SteezyYeeter
Posts: 3062 - Karma: -12,297
try to sleep using the seatbelt as a headrest (it doesn't work)
Feb 1 2024 9:27PM
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supremeblientele
Posts: 986 - Karma: 5,677
Drift the fuck out of my 2008 Subaru Outback LL bean edition with the homies in the parking lot, listening to trap music. Maybe swipe a coffee/croissant from the lodge while I get my gear on if I’m feeling it.
Feb 1 2024 9:36PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13048 - Karma: 18,297
I usually go through 4 bong rips and 4 joints before breakfast and a pot of coffee. Then head out the door!
Feb 1 2024 10:09PM
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verynormalguy
Posts: 439 - Karma: 7,246
What’s the recipe for the corkage sandwich I gotta know
ReturnToMonkeyThe night before I make sure my goggles and gloves are dry, then I get baked and do this hour long mellow yoga routine that's mostly stretching and meditation. In the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast (the dankest breakfast sandwich you've ever had).
Feb 1 2024 10:50PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6179 - Karma: 66,506
verynormalguyWhat’s the recipe for the corkage sandwich I gotta know

You gotta get quality ingredients but it's thick cut bacon cooked in the oven and two fried eggs with the yolk consistency of honey, on an everything bagel with jalapeno cream cheese. I'll post a pic tmo morning after I make one
Feb 1 2024 11:38PM
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Michigan_Sucks
Posts: 446 - Karma: 6,482
Wake up and take a fat shit
Feb 1 2024 11:54PM
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Voyage86
Posts: 800 - Karma: 2,873
Michigan_SucksWake up and take a fat shit


the only right answer
Feb 1 2024 11:58PM
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beerskier
Posts: 52 - Karma: 958
drink enough to injure a small elephant
Feb 2 2024 6:53AM
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Goretex_Vidal
Posts: 609 - Karma: 8,372
I know I'm ready for Cannon after I eat a quest bar, chug a Polar seltzer and take a hellacious dump in the Cumbies in downtown Concord.
Feb 2 2024 9:04AM
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Goretex_Vidal
Posts: 609 - Karma: 8,372
GayWolf420lay awake in my bed at 0530 and ask myself why I do this

I like to follow this up with the "sit in the car at the hill telling yourself you're a shitty skier who should just turn around and go home" pre-game pep talk.
Feb 2 2024 9:06AM
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corona
Posts: 12752 - Karma: 32,266
Human sacrifice then drink the blood of 20 virgin sheep. Nothing too crazy.
Feb 2 2024 9:21AM
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21CABBAGE
Posts: 224 - Karma: 1,370
Silent rock and mates
Feb 2 2024 11:18AM
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BallClapper
Posts: 1434 - Karma: 3,006
Michigan_SucksWake up and take a fat shit


Take your dog to shit.
Feb 2 2024 11:32AM
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PissWizard69
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,119
More of a last minute ritual but i usually unload my skis from my car and then accidentally back my car over them and then hang out in the ski shop all morning cuz my shits broke
Feb 2 2024 12:23PM
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PresidentSkroob
Posts: 209 - Karma: -1,172
Masturbate into a cup and use it to serve hot coco to one of the special needs lift attendants
Feb 2 2024 1:44PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
Posts: 9105 - Karma: 65,253
Get kolaches from Hruskas on Saturday and listen to the idea soundtrack if it's a pow day on the way up
Feb 2 2024 2:23PM
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Newsheepers
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supremeblienteleDrift the fuck out of my 2008 Subaru Outback LL bean edition with the homies in the parking lot, listening to trap music. Maybe swipe a coffee/croissant from the lodge while I get my gear on if I’m feeling it.


That shit better be rusted asf
Feb 2 2024 3:36PM
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Newsheepers
Posts: 2148 - Karma: 3,939
coronaHuman sacrifice then drink the blood of 20 virgin sheep. Nothing too crazy.


yo that's fcked up buddy
Feb 2 2024 3:37PM
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somburd
Posts: 91 - Karma: 971
stretch plus watch the zootspace edit like 4 times, repeat every morning
Feb 2 2024 3:45PM
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Samskiman
Posts: 58 - Karma: 331
I never stretch but ill have breakfast and matbe a snus after
Feb 2 2024 4:22PM
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TreyDudski
Posts: 362 - Karma: 3,821
Wake up, shower, put on ski clothes the same way every freakin time... Listen to certain playlists depending on the conditions at the resort, nosepress in lift line to ensure bindings are also ready for the day
Feb 2 2024 4:24PM
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mikem
Posts: 873 - Karma: 7,603
Idk man I just wake up and go skiing.


I do take a poop if I get lucky.
Feb 2 2024 7:08PM
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caveman31
Posts: 376 - Karma: 3,460
poop, throw boots in car, drink water, pass every car possible on the way up
Feb 2 2024 8:48PM
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deac
Posts: 470 - Karma: 1,814
21CABBAGESilent rock and mates

real
Feb 2 2024 9:23PM
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Schoess
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Lmfao incredible username and reply
GayWolf420lay awake in my bed at 0530 and ask myself why I do this
Feb 2 2024 10:07PM
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ReturnToMonkey
Posts: 6179 - Karma: 66,506
ReturnToMonkeyIn the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast.

I'll post a pic tmo morning after I make one


I fucked it up this morning so didn't take a pic. I also skied like shit today. No coincidence
Feb 2 2024 10:20PM
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Goretex_Vidal
Posts: 609 - Karma: 8,372


Get passed by Traveling Circus
Feb 2 2024 10:36PM
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21CABBAGE
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Photoshop
Goretex_Vidal


Get passed by Traveling Circus
Feb 2 2024 11:02PM
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PissWizard69
Posts: 186 - Karma: 2,119
ReturnToMonkeyThe night before I make sure my goggles and gloves are dry, then I get baked and do this hour long mellow yoga routine that's mostly stretching and meditation. In the morning I make one or two of my signature Corkage Sandwiches for breakfast (the dankest breakfast sandwich you've ever had).


I made a Corkage Sandwich this morning before heading to the hill, now i feel like an olympian
Feb 3 2024 9:46AM
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armchair_skier
Posts: 2106 - Karma: 26,518
Spend 2.5hrs in my car driving to hill thinking about all the shit I’m fucking up in my life so i can go slide down snow on some sticks
Feb 3 2024 9:56AM
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skietedavidson
Posts: 69 - Karma: 432
Listen to Sail by aolnation
Feb 3 2024 2:15PM
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caveman31
Posts: 376 - Karma: 3,460
skietedavidsonListen to Sail by aolnation


real for this one
Feb 3 2024 3:50PM
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Jit.girl
Posts: 108 - Karma: 740
Bagel
Feb 3 2024 5:19PM
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SlushSeason
Posts: 533 - Karma: 4,359
My friend swears by having a beer in the parking lot before skiing. The last two times he didn't, he partially tore his acl and got a compression fracture in his tibia
Feb 3 2024 6:30PM
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BallClapper
Posts: 1434 - Karma: 3,006
Nut.
Feb 4 2024 10:54PM
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big_sauce69
Posts: 77 - Karma: 473
wake up, play some bangers on da spaker, drink coffee, pack a lunch, take a shit, walk to the resort, dap up the homies, get ready.
Feb 5 2024 1:28AM
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mrk127
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 15,712
Been liking taking a mushroom capsule or two before skiing lately
Feb 5 2024 3:07AM
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jimbobs
Posts: 210 - Karma: 2,192
I have many.
- wake up on the homie's couch
- stop at the sheetz with the cheapest gas for brekky
- get pissed off at slow appalachian octogenarian drivers
- get pissed off at paid parking
- drink beer in the parking lot
- jerry-slalom down the green run straight to the park
Feb 6 2024 9:06AM
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Breccanh
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ReturnToMonkeyI fucked it up this morning so didn't take a pic. I also skied like shit today. No coincidence


wating on the photo
Feb 6 2024 12:12PM
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Lakey78
Posts: 9 - Karma: 51
Stretch, hot bath, watch ski edits for inspo, and kiss my friends
Feb 7 2024 12:01PM
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reeski
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I usually don't sleep the night before which sucks. Pack my bags obsessively and watch ski porn.
Feb 7 2024 12:30PM
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