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FORGET KINCOS! Let's get Kinky ;)

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duckets
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Premium ski & snowboard mitts designed with the bare necessities in mind. When it comes to benefits; incredible warmth, comfort, and durability are just the tip. Kinky Mitts feature snug-fitting 5-finger thermal insulated liners, high quality pigskin leather, oversized palm patches, stretch-fit knitted cuffs, premium elastic wrist leashes, and artwork that showcases two of nature's most beautiful creations.

Get Kinky this winter: https://kinkymitts.com/products/kinkymitts
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deac
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no bro.
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duckets
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deke_skino bro.

Not into tits & ass? Hey, to each their own I guess
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deac
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ducketsNot into tits & ass? Hey, to each their own I guess


bro i aint gonna pull up in the lift line with a some bitch popping her pussy on my gloves u a cornball
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hamsauce
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Yeah il keep my $20 kincos with elaborate sharpie art that took hours to draw over a doodle you find in an 8th grade health textbook
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duckets
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deke_skibro i aint gonna pull up in the lift line with a some bitch popping her pussy on my gloves u a cornball

But what you doing if some bitch pull up in the lift line rocking mitts with a bitch poppin her pussy on em? Then what?
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duckets
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hamsauceYeah il keep my $20 kincos with elaborate sharpie art that took hours to draw over a doodle you find in an 8th grade health textbook


But do you not remember how that 8th grade health book art made you feel? Oh how quickly we forget the simple things in life.
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deac
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ducketsBut what you doing if some bitch pull up in the lift line rocking mitts with a bitch poppin her pussy on em? Then what?


that isnt happening bro
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deac
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ducketsBut do you not remember how that 8th grade health book art made you feel? Oh how quickly we forget the simple things in life.


exactly bro people will think you are a fucking pervert dumb ah atlanta jit
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duckets
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deke_skithat isnt happening bro


That’s what she said
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duckets
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deke_skiexactly bro people will think you are a fucking pervert dumb ah atlanta jit


Don’t hate. Celebrate! #FreeTheNipple
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hi_vis360
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Send this man to horny jail
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jimbobs
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men version when???? hahaha jk unless?...
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Vish-shoe
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ducketsPremium ski & snowboard mitts designed with the bare necessities in mind. When it comes to benefits; incredible warmth, comfort, and durability are just the tip. Kinky Mitts feature snug-fitting 5-finger thermal insulated liners, high quality pigskin leather, oversized palm patches, stretch-fit knitted cuffs, premium elastic wrist leashes, and artwork that showcases two of nature's most beautiful creations.

Get Kinky this winter: https://kinkymitts.com/products/kinkymitts

14 year olds will love these

**This post was edited on Nov 28th 2023 at 9:08:54am
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tutipups
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ducketsBut what you doing if some bitch pull up in the lift line rocking mitts with a bitch poppin her pussy on em? Then what?


if your advertisement for mitts is nsfw your doing something wrong
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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I'm so surprised that u virgins are hating

this shit is so core

U best know ima pull up with ass n tiddy on my mittens
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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jimbobsmen version when???? hahaha jk unless?...


Instead of Flylows they would be called hanglows
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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ducketsPremium ski & snowboard mitts designed with the bare necessities in mind. When it comes to benefits; incredible warmth, comfort, and durability are just the tip. Kinky Mitts feature snug-fitting 5-finger thermal insulated liners, high quality pigskin leather, oversized palm patches, stretch-fit knitted cuffs, premium elastic wrist leashes, and artwork that showcases two of nature's most beautiful creations.

Get Kinky this winter: https://kinkymitts.com/products/kinkymitts


ngl it is disappointing that the print looks kinda cheap, for $69 it should be branded on there for even more kinky effect
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duckets
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CowboySkibopngl it is disappointing that the print looks kinda cheap, for $69 it should be branded on there for even more kinky effect


Identical printing method to thou who shall not be mentioned. It is quality and then some plus we’ve added the wrist leashes which do not come with “similar products”! But great suggestion on branding- always room for improvement. This is season 1 for us it’s just the beginning.


Thanks for all the feedback in here. At the end of the day we’re not a farmers brand that happened to get picked up by skiers. Kinky Mitts is for skiers by skiers. Is it different, bold, toting the line? Yeah obviously haha but hasn’t that always been the essence of NS culture? Plus we love dem hooters and booters baby!
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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ducketsIdentical printing method to thou who shall not be mentioned. It is quality and then some plus we’ve added the wrist leashes which do not come with “similar products”! But great suggestion on branding- always room for improvement. This is season 1 for us it’s just the beginning.


Thanks for all the feedback in here. At the end of the day we’re not a farmers brand that happened to get picked up by skiers. Kinky Mitts is for skiers by skiers. Is it different, bold, toting the line? Yeah obviously haha but hasn’t that always been the essence of NS culture? Plus we love dem hooters and booters baby!


very core, wrist leashes are a game changer, very few leather companies send their gloves with them, even flylow which is surprising at their price point especially given they are a ski brand too so props to you guys. always cool to see startups like this

either way I bet the printing looks good IRL. when is the huge cocks model coming?

Anything by skiers for skiers has got me lol, especially when the company participates in newschoolers so u know y'all are real.

anyways are you sponsoring people for being really silly and having a super fun time? I run a meme page on insta if that gets me any cred hahaha
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tomfoolery
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this guy prolly likes getting fucked with a strapon
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duckets
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CowboySkibopvery core, wrist leashes are a game changer, very few leather companies send their gloves with them, even flylow which is surprising at their price point especially given they are a ski brand too so props to you guys. always cool to see startups like this

either way I bet the printing looks good IRL. when is the huge cocks model coming?

Anything by skiers for skiers has got me lol, especially when the company participates in newschoolers so u know y'all are real.

anyways are you sponsoring people for being really silly and having a super fun time? I run a meme page on insta if that gets me any cred hahaha


Much love. We actually are going to be running a partnership program! Slide in my DMs to chat more on it.
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duckets
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tutipupsif your advertisement for mitts is nsfw your doing something wrong


Guess it depends on your work right? Corporate world gunna hate us, yes. That’s the point my guy!
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duckets
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hi_vis360Send this man to horny jail


Guilty!
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HypeBeast
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This is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen. Overpriced sharpie art guaranteed to make you look like a Chad. I'll give you a year before you're belly up and grandma's savings is run dry.
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duckets
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HypeBeastThis is the dumbest fucking shit I've ever seen. Overpriced sharpie art guaranteed to make you look like a Chad. I'll give you a year before you're belly up and grandma's savings is run dry.


We prefer face down, ass up. Grandma's too- we don't discriminate!
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CatdickBojangles
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This screams Instagram Chads. I think your audience wears dope jackets and blasts drake on a backpack speaker.
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SteezyYeeter
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holy karma bloodbath
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SmokedGouda
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Stop preying on women like this. Only prey on cheese! Stay clean. Beans
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profa_212
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Bro what the fuck is this
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duckets
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SmokedGoudaStop preying on women like this. Only prey on cheese! Stay clean. Beans


We got women on the Kinky team. They're the most stoked of em all! Especially the one featured on the gloves ;)
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CatdickBojangles
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ducketsWe got women on the Kinky team. They're the most stoked of em all! Especially the one featured on the gloves ;)


You give off some creep vibes that’s for sure.
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duckets
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CatdickBojanglesYou give off some creep vibes that’s for sure.


Celebrating brother! Love, never lust.

“Motivated by every crude-minded human's inspiration, this artwork features two of the most basic forms of elegance that exist on the planet. A complimentary duo that never goes unnoticed and holds the ability to captivate even the most intelligent forms of life. Basic by nature and yet so sophisticated when properly admired, the hooters and booters that call the Kinky Mitts home are designed to inspire a generation to find beauty in the most fundamental things in our complicated and chaotic lives. Feel satisfied knowing that you are celebrating the two most beautiful creations that this world has ever seen every time you slip on your Kinky Mitts to hit the slopes!”
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SteezyYeeter
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i thought West Systems G Flex Epoxy was the most beautiful thing ever created
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duckets
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SteezyYeeteri thought West Systems G Flex Epoxy was the most beautiful thing ever created


Until now!
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duckets
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profa_212Bro what the fuck is this


Soooooo Nevada Freeride interested in a partnership haha? We have college ski clubs all over the nation locked in to spread their love of the titty mittys once we launch to the public! Don't be left behind ;) We're all ex-ski clubbers over here, we know how it goes and our partnership program is designed to be a great way for the club to earn some extra funds for events, socials, rail jams, travel, etc. We're also down to sponsor events for the club.

**This post was edited on Nov 30th 2023 at 2:22:47am
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SofaKingSick
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haven't seen a company this stupid since my nephew's snowball company
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HypeBeast
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Barstool is gonna make this take off and op will be laughing to the bank.
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Newsheepers
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Bought some!!!! psych, I know your dumbass ain't got any sales
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duckets
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NewsheepersBought some!!!! psych, I know your dumbass ain't got any sales


Haha til you see em pull up in the lift line!
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duckets
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What's up virgins?! The Tiddy Mitties are here!!!

https://kinkymitts.com/products/kinkymitts

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1083826/KinkyTok1-MOV
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Celery
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ducketsWhat's up virgins?! The Tiddy Mitties are here!!!

https://kinkymitts.com/products/kinkymitts

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1083826/KinkyTok1-MOV


Gotta say that's not the way to sell to the newschoolers crowd.

Get that stupid tiktok shit outta here
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duckets
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CeleryGotta say that's not the way to sell to the newschoolers crowd.

Get that stupid tiktok shit outta here


Ahhh I’m just here to troll lmao. They had their chance to make it theirs. Now they’re just gunna be salty every time they see boobs on the chair lift. Buncha incels. This crowd used to be fun and bold, counter culture, loud. Now it’s just a bunch of soy boys who are too cool for school. Pretty ironic 🤷🏼‍♂️
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ducketsAhhh I’m just here to troll lmao. They had their chance to make it theirs. Now they’re just gunna be salty every time they see boobs on the chair lift. Buncha incels. This crowd used to be fun and bold, counter culture, loud. Now it’s just a bunch of soy boys who are too cool for school. Pretty ironic 🤷🏼‍♂️

nah it's just that u the kinda mf to call someone an incel when they don't like your sex gloves, which doesn't really make sense.
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tomfoolerythis guy prolly likes getting fucked with a strapon


he defo moans like a girl
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mikem
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yeeee this creepy af
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HypeBeast
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OK advertising to have people pretend like they are wearing your mittens. This shit would sell like fire to the barstool crowd. Otherwise ur fkd.
ducketsWhat's up virgins?! The Tiddy Mitties are here!!!

https://kinkymitts.com/products/kinkymitts

https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1083826/KinkyTok1-MOV
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21CABBAGE
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You gotta poke a hole on that dumb leather wrist flap them tie the leashes to that. Just set up my fresh flylow mitts the other day. Works like a charm!
CowboySkibopvery core, wrist leashes are a game changer, very few leather companies send their gloves with them, even flylow which is surprising at their price point especially given they are a ski brand too so props to you guys. always cool to see startups like this

either way I bet the printing looks good IRL. when is the huge cocks model coming?

Anything by skiers for skiers has got me lol, especially when the company participates in newschoolers so u know y'all are real.

anyways are you sponsoring people for being really silly and having a super fun time? I run a meme page on insta if that gets me any cred hahaha
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animator
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ducketsNot into tits & ass? Hey, to each their own I guess


Just because he said this wasn’t it (because it’s not) doesn’t he mean he doesn’t like tits and ass 😂😂
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SofaKingSick
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y'all won't be laughing when OP manages to sell 3 or 4 pairs of their virgin arts and crafts project

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duckets
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What’s up virgins?! Thought we forgot about yall? This is me giving you a second chance to grab some titty mitties. Can’t say we didn’t warn you 🤷🏾‍♀️

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