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FORGET KINCOS! Let's get Kinky ;)

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duckets
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Premium ski & snowboard mitts designed with the bare necessities in mind. When it comes to benefits; incredible warmth, comfort, and durability are just the tip. Kinky Mitts feature snug-fitting 5-finger thermal insulated liners, high quality pigskin leather, oversized palm patches, stretch-fit knitted cuffs, premium elastic wrist leashes, and artwork that showcases two of nature's most beautiful creations.

Get Kinky this winter: https://kinkymitts.com/products/kinkymitts
2 years ago
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Celery
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You would be a J skis guy
ducketsWhat’s up virgins?! Thought we forgot about yall? This is me giving you a second chance to grab some titty mitties. Can’t say we didn’t warn you 🤷🏾‍♀️

7 months ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
CeleryYou would be a J skis guy


This is Zane Kushman you silly little Celery. Know your history and respect your elders my dude. Why don't you do a little research and recognize who's rockin them boobie bombers.
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SofaKingSick
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ducketsThis is Zane Kushman you silly little Celery. Know your history and respect your elders my dude. Why don't you do a little research and recognize who's rockin them boobie bombers.


that checks out, he's dorky enough to wear those. pair them with j skis and you're untouchable (...to girls)
7 months ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
SofaKingSickthat checks out, he's dorky enough to wear those. pair them with j skis and you're untouchable (...to girls)


You and Celery would both be running to all your friends "I'm spansered, I'm spansered!" if J Skis or any other brand hooked you up. How you going to hate on brands that are willing to keep the dream alive for skiers? Easy when you're outside the club, I guess.

That said, let me know if you wana come ride for Kinky Mitts. You can send me some videos of you doing cool shit and MAYBE I'll give you a shot. Gotta be better than snow plowing down The Chimney though.
7 months ago
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SofaKingSick
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okay you swung me with your argument and i want to join the cause. i'm gonna send steve some burger king coupons and memes to match his J skis salary, and a pair of carhartts my autistic cousin drew anime porn on. hope this helps brooo
7 months ago
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GrandThings
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If you were really about that life you'd give us full nudity. PG-13 ass brand.
7 months ago
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Disvo
Posts: 234 - Karma: 520
can you make ski mittens with like homer simpson on them i would cop legit anything but these
6 months ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
BLACK OUT WITH YOUR RACK OUT THIS WINTER ♠️ Our Black Friday Sale is here and now is the time to grab them thangs for the sexiest sale of the season, ya dig?! A bunch of shit talkers in here but I know some of yall got that guilty pleasure eyeballing 'em. It's okay, we welcome you and your Kinky thoughts. Only $44.99 through Cyber Monday!

**This post was edited on Nov 27th 2024 at 5:18:37pm
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Vzx
Posts: 620 - Karma: 3,177
ducketsBLACK OUT WITH YOUR RACK OUT THIS WINTER ♠️ Our Black Friday Sale is here and now is the time to grab them thangs for the sexiest sale of the season, ya dig?! A bunch of shit talkers in here but I know some of yall got that guilty pleasure eyeballing 'em. It's okay, we welcome you and your Kinky thoughts. Only $44.99 through Cyber Monday!

**This post was edited on Nov 27th 2024 at 5:18:37pm

NOBODY is eyeballing these.
6 months ago
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profa_212
Posts: 9206 - Karma: 40,309
ducketsBLACK OUT WITH YOUR RACK OUT THIS WINTER ♠️ Our Black Friday Sale is here and now is the time to grab them thangs for the sexiest sale of the season, ya dig?! A bunch of shit talkers in here but I know some of yall got that guilty pleasure eyeballing 'em. It's okay, we welcome you and your Kinky thoughts. Only $44.99 through Cyber Monday!

**This post was edited on Nov 27th 2024 at 5:18:37pm


Pay for advertising like every other company you cheap ass
6 months ago
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Vzx
Posts: 620 - Karma: 3,177
profa_212Pay for advertising like every other company you cheap ass


Grandmas savings are looking dry right now.
6 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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wow these will go great with my dopesnow jacket and weed topsheet jskis
6 months ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
profa_212Pay for advertising like every other company you cheap ass


Very anti-core take on this.
6 months ago
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profa_212
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ducketsVery anti-core take on this.


Not supporting NS isn't core. Give back to the community dog.

It's been a rule since I joined I'm honestly surprised this threads still up. Unless something changed they used to delete threads like these
6 months ago
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
profa_212Not supporting NS isn't core. Give back to the community dog.

It's been a rule since I joined I'm honestly surprised this threads still up. Unless something changed they used to delete threads like these


lol you’re on to something. Cmon buddy, you’re almost there. Does it make sense yet?
6 months ago
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lil.Boye
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ducketslol you’re on to something. Cmon buddy, you’re almost there. Does it make sense yet?


If you wanna get kinky come here and lick my balls.
6 months ago
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deac
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ducketslol you’re on to something. Cmon buddy, you’re almost there. Does it make sense yet?


you dumb retard we have been hating on you since the beginning and you are still doubling down
6 months ago
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duckets
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deacyou dumb retard we have been hating on you since the beginning and you are still doubling down


What?! You actually don’t like them? I thought yall were just trolling.


Cmon bro it’s laughable. Yall still responding, keeping this thread from a year ago trending on the home page. Remind me, who’s the dumb one?

Like I give af what NS community thinks lol Kinky Mitts selling just fine without the nothing’s cool, everything’s dumb, thrift store warrior core lords. I just come back here for fun to get yall twisted and bent up when I’m bored 🥱

It is funny though, I’ve been on here since 2010. Took maybe a 5 year hiatus but signed back on to share my brand with yall, only to be met by a bunch of swerve zoot knuckledraggers. Used to be a dope community but this next generation killed it. Y’all bitch about the corporations but then hate on a small company started by the very people trying to change things up.

Anyway, enjoy your virginity.

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2024 at 12:54:49am
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duckets
Posts: 109 - Karma: -686
The whole brand is a troll you incels. It’s intentional. It’s calculated. But go ahead, send your money to a multi million dollar farming and workwear company who didn’t even have “skiing” listed as a use on their packaging until 2 seasons ago. Yall have been gotcha’d, exploited.


But Kinky Mitts which are 1. a superior mitt made for skiers by skiers and 2. obviously trolling the big brand like our community used to do…yeah we’re the problem with the ski industry lol



Alright I broke character. Back to trolling.
**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2024 at 1:11:28am

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2024 at 1:12:25am
6 months ago
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SendyMcSendyface
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6 months ago
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deac
Posts: 853 - Karma: 4,042
ducketsWhat?! You actually don’t like them? I thought yall were just trolling.


Cmon bro it’s laughable. Yall still responding, keeping this thread from a year ago trending on the home page. Remind me, who’s the dumb one?

Like I give af what NS community thinks lol Kinky Mitts selling just fine without the nothing’s cool, everything’s dumb, thrift store warrior core lords. I just come back here for fun to get yall twisted and bent up when I’m bored 🥱

It is funny though, I’ve been on here since 2010. Took maybe a 5 year hiatus but signed back on to share my brand with yall, only to be met by a bunch of swerve zoot knuckledraggers. Used to be a dope community but this next generation killed it. Y’all bitch about the corporations but then hate on a small company started by the very people trying to change things up.

Anyway, enjoy your virginity.

**This post was edited on Nov 29th 2024 at 12:54:49am


u def ride 171 wets
6 months ago
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X_MEMESWERVE_XX
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who up getting kinky with they mittens
6 months ago
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