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muffMan.
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Dude no way this is real, I emailed some top sheet company as a joke and they fr made a mock-up and everything. I don’t have 100 to drop on this, but someone here could be the first owners of osama pros. Legend status.





Dec 26 2022 11:40PM
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SteezyYeeter
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when i saw this thread i wondered what you could possibly add to this meme at this point, but i never considered you could make it a reality.
Jan 4 2023 6:33PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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BearsOnKetaminewe need yitler pros

it’s too jump the shark now
Jan 4 2023 8:12PM
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Rparr
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update: they have finally shipped lmao
Jan 12 2023 7:55AM
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muffMan.
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Rparrupdate: they have finally shipped lmao

Legend
Jan 12 2023 12:21PM
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PsychicMigration
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Rparrupdate: they have finally shipped lmao


I want to see a new thread and picture when those bad boys come in. Your going down in NS lore for this
Jan 12 2023 3:01PM
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steez_apprentice
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the wait is almost over gentlemen.
Jan 12 2023 4:48PM
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NateDude
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steez_apprenticethe wait is almost over gentlemen.


HE BOUTTA JIB WIT THE JIHAD
Jan 12 2023 11:28PM
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@LANTASKI
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.




TBH this ski graphic looks like something that would have been made during the Giro Bad Lieutenant Era of like 2004-2005

Almost like a mashup of the classic Skogen Sprang Pro and the Maiden AK
Jan 13 2023 1:15PM
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olddirty
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STEEZUS_CHRI5Tdidn’t see it at first



no freakin way
Jan 13 2023 2:46PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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olddirtyno freakin way


The Osama Pros already exist apparently
Jan 13 2023 3:02PM
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fregoso
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Rparrupdate: they have finally shipped lmao


update?
Jan 17 2023 1:33AM
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Rparr
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fregosoupdate?


Supposed to receive them later today. Yesterday was postal holiday
Jan 17 2023 5:07AM
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Rparr
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I have an unmounted pair of mags that I’m going to put them on. But I need to pick up a pair of bindings for them so it may be a minute until they’re rideable
Jan 17 2023 5:58AM
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Rparr
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Looks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later
Jan 17 2023 4:02PM
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drifts
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RparrLooks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later


ITS HAPPENING!!!
Jan 17 2023 4:08PM
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SofaKingSick
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RparrLooks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later


THIS IS WHAT WE FUCKIN PLAY FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!
Jan 17 2023 4:15PM
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theabortionator
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RparrLooks kinda goofy because they were still a bit curled coming right out the box. Gotta apply them to the skis later

Jan 17 2023 4:53PM
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steez_apprentice
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ok now this is fucking sick
Jan 17 2023 5:36PM
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Rparr
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Can’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao
Jan 17 2023 5:47PM
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SteezyYeeter
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lmao you need to film the reaction of the shop guy
Jan 17 2023 5:50PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Jan 17 2023 5:53PM
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Chunderface
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This is so fucking awesome
RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao
Jan 17 2023 5:54PM
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muffMan.
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Dude I love you, thanks for making this happen. Nser history. I also need to see first liftie reaction
Jan 17 2023 6:11PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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How happy this makes me :)
RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao
Jan 17 2023 7:20PM
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GrandThings
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Hahaha holy fuck
Jan 17 2023 7:34PM
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tomatonater
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Fucking animal
Jan 17 2023 7:34PM
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muffMan.
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@iggyskier thoughts of having the first ON3P Osama pro?
Jan 17 2023 7:40PM
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drifts
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muffMan.@iggyskier thoughts of having the first ON3P Osama pro?

it all makes sense now...

Osama
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Pros
Jan 17 2023 8:28PM
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iFlip
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You had damned well better be named February's MOTM.
Jan 17 2023 11:07PM
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switchlip2
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao

Need
Jan 17 2023 11:43PM
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HypeBeast
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Dayummmmm you did it lmaooooooo. Surprised they kept Oakley on there with copyright and shit
Jan 18 2023 12:08AM
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Jacobthesadskier
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


Holy fucking shit. I can die a happy man now that I've finally seen these.
Jan 18 2023 1:12AM
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theabortionator
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Turd__AuthorityDayummmmm you did it lmaooooooo. Surprised they kept Oakley on there with copyright and shit


Are you kidding? Oakley is gonna be hyped about these! And if they aren't, fuck it. Nobody is selling them. They can't do shit
Jan 18 2023 1:20AM
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Jems
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if i don’t see an edit with these skis idk going to commit illegal acts
Jan 18 2023 7:36AM
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oldmanski
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Well done @Rparr well done!
Jan 18 2023 9:39AM
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Lenny-
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theabortionatorAre you kidding? Oakley is gonna be hyped about these! And if they aren't, fuck it. Nobody is selling them. They can't do shit

He'll be covering up the Oakley text when he is riding and when he isn't it's still gonna be obstructed a bit by the bindings. Oakley is getting off easy on this one.
Jan 18 2023 9:44AM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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How did I miss this? This is wild aha

Also please tell me they’re not the wooden topsheet ON3Ps lol
Jan 18 2023 12:33PM
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ASSholebomber22
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BradFiAusNzCoCaHow did I miss this? This is wild aha

Also please tell me they’re not the wooden topsheet ON3Ps lol


As long as they're sand core, they should be bomb af
Jan 18 2023 12:36PM
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drifts
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whos going to do this one?
Jan 18 2023 12:45PM
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muffMan.
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drifts


whos going to do this one?


I can send another email, maybe get a group deal going?

**This post was edited on Jan 18th 2023 at 1:58:56pm
Jan 18 2023 1:57PM
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hoodratz47
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Been on NS for a long time now .

This is legendary. Well done.
Jan 18 2023 4:09PM
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CantCork
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This would elicit such great chair convos
Jan 18 2023 5:06PM
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Rparr
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I don't even think I'm going to ski park with them very much tbh. I feel like that would accelerate the inevitable chipping of the vinyl
Jan 18 2023 7:19PM
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theabortionator
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RparrI don't even think I'm going to ski park with them very much tbh. I feel like that would accelerate the inevitable chipping of the vinyl


Sandcore will hold up for sure though. You just gotta believe. Also need at least a park edit, or park line with them.

Weird reaction getting them mountains, scared person on chairlift next to you, decent line jibbing with the jihad in the park. Then you can chill on em.
Jan 18 2023 7:21PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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You have to wear a gopro now solely for the inevitable rage interactions you will get
RparrI don't even think I'm going to ski park with them very much tbh. I feel like that would accelerate the inevitable chipping of the vinyl
Jan 18 2023 7:21PM
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TOAST.
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BradFiAusNzCoCaYou have to wear a gopro now solely for the inevitable rage interactions you will get


50/50 that he will get choked out by a veteran
Jan 18 2023 9:40PM
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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No doubt.

Ive actually been on an Afghanistan history kick lately kind of spurred on by the book Where Men Win Glory. Fascinating stuff.
TOAST.50/50 that he will get choked out by a veteran
Jan 18 2023 10:11PM
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Thegenericskier
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The prophecy has come true at last
Jan 18 2023 10:34PM
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HypeBeast
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drifts


whos going to do this one?

Decent. Red lettering is hard to read on left ski. Not a fan of the font style on the right either. It reminds me of the chick from ahh real monsters

Jan 19 2023 6:51AM
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PsychicMigration
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RparrCan’t wait to take these in to get mounted lmfao


When dreams become reality
Jan 19 2023 7:11AM
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