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muffMan.
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Dude no way this is real, I emailed some top sheet company as a joke and they fr made a mock-up and everything. I don’t have 100 to drop on this, but someone here could be the first owners of osama pros. Legend status.





Dec 26 2022 11:40PM
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r00kie
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Yo, someone with money to burn, time to become a legend.
Dec 27 2022 8:04AM
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Rparr
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how do vinyl wraps even work? I assume they have to be applied to skis that haven't been mounted yet?
Dec 27 2022 8:30AM
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olddirty
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$100?
Dec 27 2022 8:45AM
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theabortionator
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I got $5 on it to the first person to buy a pair and hit a rail with them.
Dec 27 2022 8:49AM
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Rparr
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I emailed them. You best not be trolling me OP
Dec 27 2022 9:10AM
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muffMan.
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RparrI emailed them. You best not be trolling me OP


Fuck yeah man, I can tell them your email too but it’s fr.

I just goggled like “top sheet vinyl sticker” and they were the first result.
Dec 27 2022 10:16AM
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TOAST.
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RparrI emailed them. You best not be trolling me OP


Better put it on the wood venier ON3Ps.
Dec 27 2022 10:18AM
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SendyMcSendyface
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YOOOOOO THATS FUCKING BALLER
Dec 27 2022 10:33AM
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Rparr
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TOAST.Better put it on the wood venier ON3Ps.


wow that would be an abomination lmao. They're definitely going on a pair of on3ps though
Dec 27 2022 10:37AM
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Canis_lupus
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The say the osama pros get made is the day this website can finally rest
Dec 27 2022 11:09AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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If the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.


Dec 27 2022 12:06PM
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KilaTsunami
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.




Ngl This joke is jump the shark.
Dec 27 2022 12:33PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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KilaTsunamiNgl This joke is jump the shark.

yea, that’s the point

**This post was edited on Dec 27th 2022 at 12:55:42pm
Dec 27 2022 12:52PM
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rogga
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will venmo $100 to someone to make this happen. i don’t want them but to see it finally come to fruition is worth it to me
Dec 27 2022 12:58PM
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PsychicMigration
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the Christmas present we never knew we wanted is finally here
Dec 27 2022 1:12PM
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TOAST.
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Rparrwow that would be an abomination lmao. They're definitely going on a pair of on3ps though

I bet they will be stoked to have their green bases on the Osama pros.
Dec 27 2022 3:25PM
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HaydenB
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brew gonna ride these in nyc
Dec 27 2022 6:39PM
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Chunderface
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Straight fire
STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.


Dec 27 2022 8:47PM
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KilaTsunami
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STEEZUS_CHRI5Tyea, that’s the point

**This post was edited on Dec 27th 2022 at 12:55:42pm


Jump the shark isn’t desirable, means “killed the joke”
Dec 28 2022 5:33AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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KilaTsunamiJump the shark isn’t desirable, means “killed the joke”

Glad that’s cleared up
Dec 28 2022 7:40AM
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Lenny-
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roggawill venmo $100 to someone to make this happen. i don’t want them but to see it finally come to fruition is worth it to me

Ide ski em if you are paying for em.
Dec 28 2022 8:01AM
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Vtsnowski
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I can make that top sheet right now, just need some skis to slap them on.
Dec 28 2022 10:21AM
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Rparr
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The deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up
Dec 28 2022 1:41PM
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theabortionator
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RparrThe deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up


Better grease the first rail with them or you'll send us back to war
Dec 28 2022 1:44PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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RparrThe deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up

How much did it cost? Do they have their own skis that they slap the “decal” on?
Dec 28 2022 1:51PM
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Rparr
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STEEZUS_CHRI5THow much did it cost? Do they have their own skis that they slap the “decal” on?


it was 100$, it's actually a set of vinyl wraps that you apply to the skis. It effectively replaces the topsheet, you can put it on whatever skis you want
Dec 28 2022 1:55PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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Rparrit was 100$, it's actually a set of vinyl wraps that you apply to the skis. It effectively replaces the topsheet, you can put it on whatever skis you want

Send pics of how it turns out, hopefully it’s legit.
Dec 28 2022 2:11PM
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Lenny-
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The only issue with it just being a decal is you are missing out on the sand core
Dec 28 2022 3:01PM
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BigmoneyMatt
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Rparr

how do vinyl wraps even work? I assume they have to be applied to skis that haven't been mounted yet?


couldn't you just cut out the binding shape?
Dec 28 2022 3:30PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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InB4Pics
Dec 28 2022 3:50PM
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muffMan.
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RparrThe deed is done boys. Can't wait for these to show up


Fuckin legend man. This will be the new wave for sure
Dec 28 2022 10:50PM
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caveman31
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Amazing
Dec 29 2022 12:12AM
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BigmoneyMatt
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I won't sleep until I see Rparr do a k-fed (only trick he can do) in osama pros.
Dec 29 2022 12:48AM
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theabortionator
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CNN Breaking News: CIA investigates possible terrorism recruitment through freestyle skiing.

(Freestyle skiing is a skiing discipline that gives more freedom to the skier to be creative and is a big part of the Winter Olympics.)
Dec 29 2022 12:22PM
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milotv34
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BrotherBcouldn't you just cut out the binding shape?


bindings have alot of overhang though, might look like shit
Dec 29 2022 6:54PM
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drifts
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all these years later someone is finally making it happen, cant wait to see it
Dec 31 2022 10:36AM
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Thegenericskier
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Best thing to ever happen on NS
Jan 1 2023 10:18AM
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Rparr
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BrotherBI won't sleep until

have you died from sleep deprivation yet
Jan 1 2023 10:55AM
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rojo.grande
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Update people update???
Jan 1 2023 3:09PM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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@SKIER_STEVE your child is is born
Jan 1 2023 6:43PM
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jompcock
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Rparrhow do vinyl wraps even work? I assume they have to be applied to skis that haven't been mounted yet?
BrotherBcouldn't you just cut out the binding shape?

I mean you can just pull the bindings off of an existing pair, wrap, cut holes, reglue, and remount. Though with topsheet chips of a used pair it might not bond to the ski that nicely and bringing a pair of Osama pro's to a shop would be funny as fuck.
Jan 1 2023 11:07PM
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Rparr
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rojo.grandeUpdate people update???


Ordered the custom wraps, waiting for them to be sent to me
Jan 2 2023 4:07AM
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rojo.grande
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RparrOrdered the custom wraps, waiting for them to be sent to me


Going down in NS history right here
Jan 2 2023 10:48AM
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stuff
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Surprised it never popped up at the time (especially given the legacy of the man, anyone remember those epic flexcurves pdfs?)
https://www.wildsnow.com/17146/evi-prog-skis-norway-norwegian/

Jan 2 2023 11:37AM
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STEEZUS_CHRI5T
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stuffSurprised it never popped up at the time (especially given the legacy of the man, anyone remember those epic flexcurves pdfs?)
https://www.wildsnow.com/17146/evi-prog-skis-norway-norwegian/


didn’t see it at first

Jan 2 2023 12:38PM
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Chunderface
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Speechless
STEEZUS_CHRI5Tdidn’t see it at first

Jan 2 2023 12:45PM
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SofaKingSick
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never change NS

Jan 4 2023 10:09AM
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theabortionator
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I think in addition to getting some park skiing. Somebody needs to take a pair of these out to the dunes

Jan 4 2023 12:32PM
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cracc
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TOAST.Better put it on the wood venier ON3Ps.

Fr man, keep it in house with where it originated
Jan 4 2023 5:45PM
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BearsOnKetamine
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STEEZUS_CHRI5TIf the Osama Pros get made, I’ll submit a pair of Bent Hitlers and see what they say.




we need yitler pros
Jan 4 2023 6:20PM
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