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Holidays are Fake

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Turd__Authority
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Let's be honest. They're just reasons to party. Why do we need a set day to get together? Irrelevant. Jesus isn't real. Thanksgiving never happened. New Years is a stupid tradition. Valentines is an excuse to make up for all your shortcomings and actually care about your spouse for a single day. No actual holidays serve up their true meaning. Memorial day? Oh you mean picnic day. Gifts are forgotten quicker than it takes to think of a gift. I could go on all day.

Also annoying as fuck when people make a big deal about attending a holiday. Like we don't all work Monday-Friday 9-5.
Apr 16 2022 9:02PM
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skierman
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DAMN BRO, WHAT A HOT TAKE! YOU'RE LIKE TOTALLY THE FIRST ONE THAT DOESN'T BELIEVE JESUS RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD!
Apr 16 2022 9:57PM
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Abomber22
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Idk bruh... don't like em all, but I like excuses to be around my niblings.... from newborn to the older ones, can't get enough
HypeBeastLet's be honest. They're just reasons to party. Why do we need a set day to get together? Irrelevant. Jesus isn't real. Thanksgiving never happened. New Years is a stupid tradition. Valentines is an excuse to make up for all your shortcomings and actually care about your spouse for a single day. No actual holidays serve up their true meaning. Memorial day? Oh you mean picnic day. Gifts are forgotten quicker than it takes to think of a gift. I could go on all day.

Also annoying as fuck when people make a big deal about attending a holiday. Like we don't all work Monday-Friday 9-5.
Apr 16 2022 10:09PM
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Turd__Authority
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skiermanDAMN BRO, WHAT A HOT TAKE! YOU'RE LIKE TOTALLY THE FIRST ONE THAT DOESN'T BELIEVE JESUS RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD!

He was just hungover for 3 days inside his stone house. We all know that.
Apr 16 2022 10:43PM
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eheath
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let me get this straight, you dont like having holidays off and partying for no reason?
Apr 16 2022 11:02PM
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iFlip
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No, birds aren't real.
Apr 16 2022 11:24PM
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ASSholebomber22
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HypeBeastLet's be honest. They're just reasons to party. Why do we need a set day to get together? Irrelevant. Jesus isn't real. Thanksgiving never happened. New Years is a stupid tradition. Valentines is an excuse to make up for all your shortcomings and actually care about your spouse for a single day. No actual holidays serve up their true meaning. Memorial day? Oh you mean picnic day. Gifts are forgotten quicker than it takes to think of a gift. I could go on all day.

Also annoying as fuck when people make a big deal about attending a holiday. Like we don't all work Monday-Friday 9-5.


Lol ok virgin. Either find god or let people enjoy things. Sheesh. Also happy easter.
Apr 16 2022 11:28PM
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Casey
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MFs pay me to stay home from work so I am going to do it big. You don’t have to be religious to see that the holidays basically celebrate the season changes and solstices, humans have done so for hundreds of thousands of years it’s just a part of living on this planet
Apr 16 2022 11:34PM
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Turd__Authority
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eheathlet me get this straight, you dont like having holidays off and partying for no reason?

Nah I just get annoyed when people throw a fit about attendance. It's especially annoying if you can recognize how trivial holidays are.
Apr 17 2022 12:04AM
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ASSholebomber22
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HypeBeastNah I just get annoyed when people throw a fit about attendance. It's especially annoying if you can recognize how trivial holidays are.


bro life is trivial, nobody will know you even existed 200 years from now quit bein such a NERD and let people be happy
Apr 17 2022 12:11AM
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theabortionator
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You sound fun
Apr 17 2022 12:32AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1040102/trim-FD2A9560-A690-4E7F-B5E3-A4E1CE3FD187-MOV
Apr 17 2022 2:59AM
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Turd__Authority
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Biffbarfbro life is trivial, nobody will know you even existed 200 years from now quit bein such a NERD and let people be happy

Exactly, don't get me started.

But what do you mean "let people be happy" lol. You do you. People can do their own shit and be happy how they wanna be. Celebrate shit. Don't celebrate shit. That's your prerogative and that's my point. It becomes a problem when you push your ideals on others and complain when they do or don't wanna participate. You're missing the point by a mile.
Apr 17 2022 3:45AM
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Turd__Authority
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theabortionatorYou sound fun

At parties.
Apr 17 2022 3:46AM
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ASSholebomber22
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HypeBeastExactly, don't get me started.

But what do you mean "let people be happy" lol. You do you. People can do their own shit and be happy how they wanna be. Celebrate shit. Don't celebrate shit. That's your prerogative and that's my point. It becomes a problem when you push your ideals on others and complain when they do or don't wanna participate. You're missing the point by a mile.


you can't get angry when people want to try to share what brings them meaning in their lives my man. It just makes you seem like an angsty teen who thinks they have it all figured out
Apr 17 2022 3:59AM
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Turd__Authority
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Biffbarfyou can't get angry when people want to try to share what brings them meaning in their lives my man. It just makes you seem like an angsty teen who thinks they have it all figured out


I literally said none of that. You're clearly offended since you're the one replying multiple times to this post with very low effort slights. I get angry when people get angry that I can't or don't want to participate in their celebration. I topped it off by saying how pointless it all is so that aggression towards nonparticipants is even more ridiculous. How is that difficult to understand?
Apr 17 2022 4:02AM
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ASSholebomber22
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HypeBeastI literally said none of that. You're clearly offended since you're the one replying multiple times to this post with very low effort slights. I get angry when people get angry that I can't or don't want to participate in their celebration. I topped it off by saying how pointless it all is so that aggression towards nonparticipants is even more ridiculous. How is that difficult to understand?


I think I get it now. To me, the thread would have been more clear if you made that your initial point, not the footnote at the end of the 'holidays are meaningless/fake' rant and title. yOuRe ClEaRlY OfFeNdEd lol about what? If you needed to say 'I don't value this holiday and (insert nagging personal relationship) doesn't understand' just say that.
Apr 17 2022 4:08AM
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Abomber22
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Can't imagine anyone throwing a fit cause you weren't there
HypeBeastNah I just get annoyed when people throw a fit about attendance. It's especially annoying if you can recognize how trivial holidays are.
Apr 17 2022 4:23AM
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Turd__Authority
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Abomber22Can't imagine anyone throwing a fit cause you weren't there

Of course you wouldn't per the dementia 😂😂😂



Just kidding I still like you
Apr 17 2022 5:30AM
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Turd__Authority
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BiffbarfI think I get it now. To me, the thread would have been more clear if you made that your initial point, not the footnote at the end of the 'holidays are meaningless/fake' rant and title. yOuRe ClEaRlY OfFeNdEd lol about what? If you needed to say 'I don't value this holiday and (insert nagging personal relationship) doesn't understand' just say that.

Ur triggered. Just admit it.
Apr 17 2022 5:31AM
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ASSholebomber22
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HypeBeastUr triggered. Just admit it.


I ain't out here making threads cuz I don't wanna spend easter with my in-laws, or whatever you're trynna say if that's what you mean
Apr 17 2022 5:43AM
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Turd__Authority
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BiffbarfI ain't out here making threads cuz I don't wanna spend easter with my in-laws, or whatever you're trynna say if that's what you mean


Apr 17 2022 7:12AM
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ASSholebomber22
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HypeBeast


What prompted the start of the thread then
Apr 17 2022 7:14AM
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Turd__Authority
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BiffbarfWhat prompted the start of the thread then

You didn't excel in comprehension in school I presume?
Apr 17 2022 7:28AM
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ASSholebomber22
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HypeBeastYou didn't excel in comprehension in school I presume?


are you my girlfriend because no I'm terrible at reading minds
Apr 17 2022 8:14AM
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yungona
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He actually is real, so.
Apr 17 2022 10:36AM
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DominatorJacques
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Holidays aren't so bad, it's the commercialization of them that is crap. Buy, buy, buy, spend, spend, spend.
Apr 17 2022 11:56AM
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weatcoast
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TRVP_ANGELhttps://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1040102/trim-FD2A9560-A690-4E7F-B5E3-A4E1CE3FD187-MOV

I came here to post this only to realize you had already done it for me. Good work Sir Trvp
Apr 17 2022 12:34PM
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DominatorJacques
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weastcoatI came here to post this only to realize you had already done it for me. Good work Sir Trvp


Becoming overused. Just like my body! ;-)
Apr 17 2022 12:35PM
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Icant_kfed
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Oh No! HypeBeast on NS said god isn’t real! What ever shall I do?
Apr 17 2022 1:18PM
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eheath
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Ima hop back in here because holidays like valentines day, st patrick's day, any other hallmark holiday can kick rocks.

Holidays like memorial day, labor day, 4th of july etc are necessary and good for us, its nice to have something to look forward to.

Easter is fine, xmas/thanksgiving are fine too, to me they're holidays you gather with your family, not everyone likes their families so I understand but for me, idgaf about the religious stuff, just nice to gather with family.
Apr 17 2022 1:20PM
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SofaKingSick
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mfer prob hates saturdays too! and ice cream, what's the fuckin deal with ice cream right? hate it
Apr 18 2022 10:14AM
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yungona
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eheathIma hop back in here because holidays like valentines day, st patrick's day, any other hallmark holiday can kick rocks.

Holidays like memorial day, labor day, 4th of july etc are necessary and good for us, its nice to have something to look forward to.

Easter is fine, xmas/thanksgiving are fine too, to me they're holidays you gather with your family, not everyone likes their families so I understand but for me, idgaf about the religious stuff, just nice to gather with family.


I can tell thanksgiving is your favorite
Apr 18 2022 10:56AM
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