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My Girls a Freak (What Should I do)

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GloryHoleGary
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Alright y’all… I need your help. Ya see I’ve been dating this girl for a couple months now, and everything has been going great.

well today she dropped a bombshell on me that she does ASMR videos on YouTube…

I had no fucking clue what that meant so she showed me her account and needless to say I was caught off guard.

she licks microphones and shit and says, “It helps people relax and sleep better.”

welp… I’m weirded out now and can’t get past it. She’s cute and cool and likes to ski, but she licks fucking microphones on the side.

what would y’all do?


Feb 14 2022 2:25AM
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techdeckjuul
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at least it’s not an onlyfans or something
Feb 14 2022 2:39AM
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Turd__Authority
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Make money off weirdos? Sign me up.

For real tho if she's not cheating on you, who really cares if she's able to exploit people's fetishes for money.

If she's just weird then well hope the microphone ain't the only thing that receives that treatment and ur good.
Feb 14 2022 4:08AM
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oldmanski
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If that is the only other thing she is licking, be happy. Dont be worried, support her in her achievements as she would do the same for you I would imagine.
Feb 14 2022 5:06AM
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VTshredder69
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weird shit dude. what kind of whore doesn't lick cock but instead microphones? I'd feel better if she was sucking other peoples dicks.
Feb 14 2022 8:44AM
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GloryHoleGary
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VTshredder69weird shit dude. what kind of whore doesn't lick cock but instead microphones? I'd feel better if she was sucking other peoples dicks.


Classy
Feb 14 2022 9:04AM
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CowboySkibop
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kinda fuckin dope tbh
Feb 14 2022 10:52AM
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SmokedGouda
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GloryHoleGaryAlright y’all… I need your help. Ya see I’ve been dating this girl for a couple months now, and everything has been going great.

well today she dropped a bombshell on me that she does ASMR videos on YouTube…

I had no fucking clue what that meant so she showed me her account and needless to say I was caught off guard.

she licks microphones and shit and says, “It helps people relax and sleep better.”

welp… I’m weirded out now and can’t get past it. She’s cute and cool and likes to ski, but she licks fucking microphones on the side.

what would y’all do?




You found the right one. She knows what’s profitable on YouTube. Good job!
Feb 14 2022 10:55AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Homie you need to get up and out of that rock you live under
Feb 14 2022 10:58AM
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mrk127
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And you don’t find that at least a little attractive?
Feb 14 2022 1:34PM
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eheath
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Sounds like you found a sugar mama
Feb 14 2022 1:35PM
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GloryHoleGary
Posts: 178 - Karma: 1,743
mrk127And you don’t find that at least a little attractive?


Not really… I mean she licks a microphone for 20 minutes… if that turns you on you’re probably a virgin…
Feb 14 2022 3:21PM
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signtime
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I'm happy for her and her funny music. Seems like she knows how to express herself.

Is it really that much weirder than how you express yourself through weird skiing?

Boom, yall made for each other.
Feb 14 2022 5:58PM
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GrapeHunter
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what's her account name
Feb 14 2022 6:25PM
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eheath
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GloryHoleGaryNot really… I mean she licks a microphone for 20 minutes… if that turns you on you’re probably a virgin…


sounds like something a virgin would say
Feb 14 2022 7:57PM
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BedBugDoug
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That's weird as shit, I would leave her. Just cuz it makes money doesn't mean it's cool.
Feb 14 2022 8:06PM
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Abomber22
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... sounds like something a mod would think...
eheathsounds like something a virgin would say
Feb 14 2022 8:20PM
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eheath
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Abomber22... sounds like something a mod would think...


wow you got me?
Feb 14 2022 8:23PM
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Abomber22
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lol..u wright.. that was week...
eheathwow you got me?
Feb 14 2022 8:28PM
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mrk127
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Abomber22... sounds like something a mod would think...

… sounds like a “joke” an out of touch boomer would make…
Feb 14 2022 8:47PM
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Abomber22
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mrk127… sounds like a “joke” an out of touch boomer would make…

...lol...as opposed to all the other witty comments NS is renowned for...
... you're improving with your use of ellipses, however
Feb 14 2022 9:07PM
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GloryHoleGary
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larilinesignIs it really that much weirder than how you express yourself through weird skiing?

Yes. Yes it is.

I don’t lick my skis
Feb 14 2022 9:21PM
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FruitBootPro
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ASMR isn't that weird lol and it's not necessarily sexual either, I wouldn't be worried


btw what's the channel lmao
Feb 14 2022 9:32PM
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mrk127
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GloryHoleGaryI don’t lick my skis

Damm is it just me boys? I like to give my skis some love
Feb 14 2022 9:56PM
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Icant_kfed
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FruitBootProASMR isn't that weird lol and it's not necessarily sexual either, I wouldn't be worried


btw what's the channel lmao


It’s definately wierd but not sexual unless you make it sexual
Feb 14 2022 10:19PM
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arnie_grape
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fuck her thru the glory hole gary!!!
Feb 14 2022 10:40PM
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GreezyBastard
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Hahahah bro thats weird as fuck. She sounds like she'll ruin your life
Feb 14 2022 11:35PM
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maaattt
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Ya break up with her, send me her number and I'll do it for you
Feb 14 2022 11:47PM
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MiIfHunter
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That girl looks like she does anal
Feb 14 2022 11:52PM
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GloryHoleGary
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MiIfHunterThat girl looks like she does anal





What a sad lonely human you are
Feb 14 2022 11:55PM
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arnie_grape
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GloryHoleGary


What a sad lonely human you are

you gonna cry?
piss your pants maybe?
maybe shit and cum?
Feb 15 2022 12:03AM
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GloryHoleGary
Posts: 178 - Karma: 1,743
arnie_grapeyou gonna cry?
piss your pants maybe?
maybe shit and cum?

This legitimately makes me think you wear a WWE belt to school everyday and are enrolled in SPED classes.
Feb 15 2022 12:26AM
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arnie_grape
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GloryHoleGaryThis legitimately makes me think you wear a WWE belt to school everyday and are enrolled in SPED classes.


i droped out years ago fucko
Feb 15 2022 12:28AM
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Abomber22
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... Icant_spell... just went sexual...
Icant_kfedIt’s definately wierd but not sexual unless you make it sexual
Feb 15 2022 1:05AM
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signtime
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GloryHoleGaryYes. Yes it is.

I don’t lick my skis


Well in that case, you don't respect her. I pray for her sake that she finds someone who does
Feb 15 2022 1:16AM
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GloryHoleGary
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larilinesignWell in that case, you don't respect her. I pray for her sake that she finds someone who does


Bahahahahaha
Feb 15 2022 1:20AM
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MiIfHunter
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GloryHoleGary


What a sad lonely human you are


She def takes black dick up her shit pipe
Feb 15 2022 1:58AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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MiIfHunterShe def takes black dick up her shit pipe


SHE NEEDS TO MEET MOE🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

YEAH BABY!!! FART ENERGGYY 🐶💨
Feb 15 2022 2:34AM
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MiIfHunter
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TRVP_ANGELSHE NEEDS TO MEET MOE🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

YEAH BABY!!! FART ENERGGYY 🐶💨




Feb 15 2022 3:13AM
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mrk127
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larilinesignWell in that case, you don't respect her. I pray for her sake that she finds someone who does

This is facts, OP is kinda a dick. If I were her and saw this thread I would pissed
Feb 15 2022 10:15AM
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CoolChillGuy420
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Do you know how rad it is to have a GF that rakes in tons of NEETbux from sad lonely dudes who live on the internet? Yall should keep hustling and go on ski trips. Let those incels pay your bills lol
Feb 15 2022 3:27PM
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BingPow
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ngl, sounds a little insecure op. Give it a rest. If you seriously think it’s as weird as your making it seem you think it is you should end it. It’s not fair to her.
Feb 15 2022 3:52PM
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GloryHoleGary
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DeebieSkeebiesDo you know how rad it is to have a GF that rakes in tons of NEETbux from sad lonely dudes who live on the internet? Yall should keep hustling and go on ski trips. Let those incels pay your bills lol


So yeah that sounds pretty great, but…..

I don’t think she makes that much money from it.
Feb 15 2022 4:34PM
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eheath
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GloryHoleGarySo yeah that sounds pretty great, but…..

I don’t think she makes that much money from it.


You gotta start somewhere
Feb 15 2022 4:34PM
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theabortionator
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thread about things that never happened heading for page 2....
Feb 15 2022 5:41PM
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GloryHoleGary
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theabortionatorthread about things that never happened heading for page 2....

I know it’s hard to think about from your moms basement, but there are real girls out there in the world, and some of us actually get to date them.
Feb 15 2022 5:47PM
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sexyjulian
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send her my way. she can make some videos licking my microphone;)
Feb 15 2022 6:14PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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sexyjuliansend her my way. she can make some videos licking my microphone;)

Julian I ordered 20 lbs of weed where's it at man
Feb 15 2022 7:05PM
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arnie_grape
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op is a they/them
Feb 15 2022 7:25PM
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GloryHoleGary
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arnie_grapeop is a they/them


Look at this jealous cuck lol
Feb 15 2022 7:34PM
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arnie_grape
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GloryHoleGaryLook at this jealous cuck lol


of course I'm jealous she does anal!!
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