She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.
After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.
I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.