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Eileen Gu is so hot

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Skiblade420
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She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.
Dec 23 2021 12:52AM
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CalumSKI
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ColoradoDogfartOUR thread

🤝
Dec 24 2021 7:25AM
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kami
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A couple takes from this thread
Skierman is the Karen of Newschoolers

Dec 24 2021 7:47AM
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AbiH
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isaacwrongidk i'd take stephanie stepp any day

Her brother Steve follows me on Instagram /claim

he loves me
Dec 24 2021 4:09PM
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Notaskibum
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Dec 24 2021 5:09PM
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Chrischi69
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Word.
Dec 24 2021 5:49PM
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jd_1260
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Skiing really misses the days of the Lange boot girls, and using sex to sell stuff
Dec 24 2021 11:39PM
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The_Dude_
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kamiA couple takes from this thread
Skierman is the Karen of Newschoolers


You made my day with this
Dec 25 2021 3:36AM
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HypeBeast
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Nahhhhhh op ur drunk.




Dec 25 2021 8:59AM
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TRVP_ANGEL
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skiermanOh fantastic, more NS pedophiles.





**This post was edited on Dec 26th 2021 at 4:30:10pm
Dec 26 2021 4:29PM
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Skiblade420
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TRVP_ANGEL



**This post was edited on Dec 26th 2021 at 4:30:10pm


Lmao skierman canceled
Dec 26 2021 4:43PM
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ASSholebomber22
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TRVP_ANGEL



**This post was edited on Dec 26th 2021 at 4:30:10pm


Wholy projection batman
Dec 26 2021 5:22PM
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Abomber22
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Now there's some MATH happenin' there boys.
Christian_Baleif you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago
Dec 26 2021 5:30PM
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Mahalo_shreds
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isaacwrongidk i'd take stephanie stepp any day


she's a babe
Dec 26 2021 6:46PM
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theduke6969
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I just made Gu in my skivys boys
Dec 27 2021 12:05AM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Thank you very cool
theduke6969I just made Gu in my skivys boys
Dec 27 2021 12:14AM
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ASAPCarter
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Damn I said she was cute in one of the x games threads and everyone came after me but now it’s cool?
Dec 27 2021 12:41AM
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snomaster
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Christian_Baleif you're not in your early twenties or younger and you're referring to an 18 year old as "hot" then that's pedo behaviour. She was 17 less than a year ago

the math is: half your age, plus 7
Dec 27 2021 12:49AM
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hdubs
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ASAPCarterDamn I said she was cute in one of the x games threads and everyone came after me but now it’s cool?

Same I said it in the faction athletes thread and someone called me a pedo
Dec 27 2021 1:01AM
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ski_salmon69
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@Skiblade420 this you?
Dec 28 2021 8:22AM
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hdubs
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Fuck. We were too late

https://www.instagram.com/kit_chat_bars/reel/CYABw4whZwy/?utm_medium=share_sheet

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**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2021 at 2:51:14pm
Dec 28 2021 2:50PM
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hdubs
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hdubsFuck. We were too late

https://www.instagram.com/kit_chat_bars/reel/CYABw4whZwy/?utm_medium=share_sheet

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2021 at 2:50:34pm

**This post was edited on Dec 28th 2021 at 2:51:14pm


https://www.instagram.com/kit_chat_bars/reel/CYABw4whZwy/?utm_medium=share_sheet
Dec 28 2021 2:52PM
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ReturnToMonkey
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hdubshttps://www.instagram.com/kit_chat_bars/reel/CYABw4whZwy/?utm_medium=share_sheet

You didn't know that was @skiblade420?
Dec 28 2021 3:40PM
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hdubs
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ReturnToMonkeyYou didn't know that was @skiblade420?

But now he has her mom's blessing. Worst possible outcome
Dec 28 2021 4:05PM
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pyrothesaucer
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Starvin
Dec 28 2021 5:04PM
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MiIfHunter
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CRACK HER JACK!!!
Dec 28 2021 5:06PM
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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You have no idea how much I've laughed at this now
theduke6969I just made Gu in my skivys boys
Dec 28 2021 10:27PM
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qazwsxedc34
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Christian_BaleAlright I guess I should've said "predatory" but my point still stands

You literally have a psychopath that kills women for pleasure as your thumbnail
Dec 30 2021 3:29PM
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Skiblade420
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ReturnToMonkeyYou didn't know that was @skiblade420?


That bastard ain’t me but he gon be 6 feet deep soon
Dec 30 2021 4:07PM
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Christian_Bale
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qazwsxedc34You literally have a psychopath that kills women for pleasure as your thumbnail

that's a mean thing to say about the reputable actor Christian Bale
Dec 30 2021 9:45PM
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sarc
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qazwsxedc34You literally have a psychopath that kills women for pleasure as your thumbnail


Have you seen his business card?! I"m positively green
Dec 31 2021 11:04AM
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dogfartstaint
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Skiblade420She is so hot! I even told my parents about Eileen. I even know what I’m going to say to her when I meet her :) “Eileen Gu? More like Eileen me and u ;)”. I know that she will laugh because Eileen has a good sense of humor since she is so beautiful.

After Eileen is my girlfriend I’m going to be her ski slave. I’m going to ski besides her, on the smallest skis imaginable so that by comparison she looks like she has very much long ski steeze in comparison. I will bring a backpack full of snacks in case she gets hungry during training. I’ll even wear a second backpack forward on my stomach so that I can fit even more snacks and refreshments when she gets parched.

I will carry blood transfusions aswell of my own blood in case she gets hurt. Good thing I have room in my second backpack.




This u?

**This post was edited on Jan 11th 2022 at 4:12:19pm
Jan 11 2022 4:10PM
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MiIfHunter
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dogfartstaint

This u?

**This post was edited on Jan 11th 2022 at 4:12:19pm


Id eat her ass after she skied all day long….bcuz I’m good like that OH!!
Jan 11 2022 4:37PM
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skierman
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MiIfHunterId eat her ass after she skied all day long….bcuz I’m good like that OH!!


damn bro, you desperately need more material.
Jan 11 2022 4:55PM
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MiIfHunter
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skiermandamn bro, you desperately need more material.

Ya that’s rich coming from u
Jan 11 2022 4:57PM
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shinbangclan
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Lord help Ms. Gu if she ever decides to visit this website
Jan 11 2022 6:03PM
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corona
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shinbangclanLord help Ms. Gu if she ever decides to visit this website


Don't worry, I'm sure NS is blocked in China.... she does live in China, right?
Jan 11 2022 6:06PM
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KilaTsunami
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dogfartstaint

This u?

**This post was edited on Jan 11th 2022 at 4:12:19pm

Her tiktoks just totally ruined it for me. Mad cringe
Jan 11 2022 6:07PM
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skierman
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MiIfHunterYa that’s rich coming from u


I can't wait for the next time you to tell us how you want to eat (insert female's name here) sweaty ass.

You've only been doing this for what? A few years? LOLOLOL

Keep upvoting your own comments, that'll make them better.
Jan 11 2022 8:49PM
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drifts
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coronaDon't worry, I'm sure NS is blocked in China.... she does live in China, right?


It’s not blocked…
Jan 11 2022 9:05PM
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snomaster
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Do we have much of a contingency of skier/members from China? i’m sure there’s gotta be a few people
Jan 11 2022 9:29PM
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CLQ
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snomasterDo we have much of a contingency of skier/members from China? i’m sure there’s gotta be a few people


Yes, that would be me
Jan 11 2022 9:32PM
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Angioedema
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This is the type of energy that got ruroc onto the head of legends THall, Andy, and LJ
Jan 11 2022 9:33PM
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Abomber22
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Monetizing her heritage.
Mom's Chinese and they did ski before moving to USA.
However I believe if the Olympics weren't in China, she would ski for USA...sure mega dollar from Chinese endorsement kills anything she would have made skiing for USA
Jan 11 2022 9:48PM
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ChentBetlers
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bro bella bacon tho @simontheskiboi
Jan 12 2022 4:24PM
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hdubs
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ChentBetlersbro bella bacon tho @simontheskiboi

Hold your horses there buddy she’s still 17
Jan 12 2022 4:27PM
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ChentBetlers
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hdubsHold your horses there buddy she’s still 17

I'm 16
Jan 12 2022 6:46PM
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Skiblade420
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hdubsHold your horses there buddy she’s still 17


ChentBetlersI'm 16


Pwnage
Jan 12 2022 6:57PM
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simontheskiboi
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ChentBetlersbro bella bacon tho @simontheskiboi


He does have a point tho
Jan 12 2022 9:53PM
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