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Run to the Sego skis website rn

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WoFlowz
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Some of these reviews y’all left have me dying and there’s even more than those two. Go run to the website and look at some more.
Aug 26 2021 11:25AM 76 0
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armchair_skier
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sego makes da whole mountain your playground
vishnu makes da whole playground your mountain
Aug 26 2021 11:35AM 90 0
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GrandThings
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armchair_skiervishnu makes da whole playground your mountain


Vishnu makes the whole playground your mountain*
Aug 26 2021 11:38AM 22 5
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weastcoat
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armchair_skiersego makes da whole mountain your playground
vishnu makes da whole playground your mountain

If anyone wants a good senior quote here it is
Aug 26 2021 11:44AM 56 0
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armchair_skier
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weastcoastIf anyone wants a good senior quote here it is


+rep if any of you do this
Aug 26 2021 12:09PM 17 0
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rojo.grande
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Summer NS is spreading like mold and I love it. Where to next boys I say we take on all the entitled dads on reddit
Aug 26 2021 12:14PM 52 0
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CatdickBojangles
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Currently on live chat. Will report findings shortly.
Aug 26 2021 12:31PM 10 0
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CatdickBojangles
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@TRVP_ANGEL Trapanus Angel
Aug 26 2021 12:35PM 10 0
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CatdickBojangles
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Pretty sure I just got blocked.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:39:53pm
Aug 26 2021 12:39PM 65 1
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WoFlowz
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@CatdickBojangles rn
https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/1009274/trim-14B73AEC-1A04-43E6-A4DD-835E7C7110E6-MOV


CatdickBojangles

Pretty sure I just got blocked.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:39:53pm
Aug 26 2021 12:40PM 19 0
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CatdickBojangles
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Guess he doesn’t think im
very core.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:42:17pm
Aug 26 2021 12:41PM 56 0
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojangles

Guess he doesn’t think im
very core.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:42:17pm


Lmao
Aug 26 2021 12:43PM 8 0
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armchair_skier
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CatdickBojangles

Pretty sure I just got blocked.

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 12:39:53pm


the sego summer intern in this thread rn
Aug 26 2021 12:55PM 69 0
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armchair_skier
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rojo.grandeSummer NS is spreading like mold and I love it. Where to next boys I say we take on all the entitled dads on reddit


I'm down. I volunteer 5mins of my spare time when I'm on the toilet later.
Aug 26 2021 12:57PM 19 0
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rojo.grande
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armchair_skierI'm down. I volunteer 5mins of my spare time when I'm on the toilet later.

I’ll match that. If we get a few more we could reaaaaally stir that pot
Aug 26 2021 1:10PM 11 0
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Skiblade420
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Sego owes us all money
Aug 26 2021 1:17PM 27 1
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Session
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Aug 26 2021 1:17PM 29 0
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Skiblade420
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If sego doesn’t put on a 10 ski giveaway for newschoolers then we riot and burn it down faster than we built it up
Aug 26 2021 1:20PM 31 0
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Chrischi69
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Summer ns has quintoupled s*** b** h*** sales
Aug 26 2021 1:30PM 28 0
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DesertStix
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We’re all essentially part-owners now
Chrischi69Summer ns has quintoupled s*** b** h*** sales
Aug 26 2021 1:43PM 29 0
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keagan.karstens
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Volkl is gonna start putting that in their descriptions because nobody wants their shit skis

edit: they’re not “bad” skis just not fun at all

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 2:19:44pm
Aug 26 2021 2:19PM 18 2
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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keagan.karstensVolkl is gonna start putting that in their descriptions because nobody wants their shit skis

edit: they’re not “bad” skis just not fun at all

**This post was edited on Aug 26th 2021 at 2:19:44pm


Yes, but for the Revolts, those look like a super awesome line.
Aug 26 2021 2:22PM 7 0
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keagan.karstens
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No fucking way
Aug 26 2021 2:22PM 45 0
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WoFlowz
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keagan.karstens

No fucking way


Brrooo what? He knows those aren’t actual reviews right? Also your dad is defiently a G
Aug 26 2021 2:23PM 25 0
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CatdickBojangles
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Sego is about to become the $AMC of the ski world.
Aug 26 2021 2:25PM 26 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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I think they took the reviews down :(
Aug 26 2021 2:29PM 24 0
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CatdickBojangles
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BigPurpleSkiSuitI think they took the reviews down :(


Why @SegoSkiCo?
Aug 26 2021 2:37PM 24 0
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WoFlowz
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CatdickBojanglesWhy @SegoSkiCo ?


There’s still there I checked u just gotta scroll down. It does look like at least ones missing
Aug 26 2021 2:37PM 18 0
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PimpChimpin
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armchair_skier+rep if any of you do this


Will it make me a core skier???
Aug 26 2021 2:44PM 8 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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PimpChimpinWill it make me a core skier???


It will give you more rep
Aug 26 2021 2:49PM 10 0
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DesertStix
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Where does your dad ski so I can stay away. Don’t want to lose my girl
keagan.karstens

No fucking way
Aug 26 2021 2:58PM 35 0
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r00kie
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rojo.grandeSummer NS is spreading like mold and I love it. Where to next boys I say we take on all the entitled dads on reddit




I expect a commission.
Aug 26 2021 2:58PM 52 0
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keagan.karstens
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His favorites are telluride and Alta. Watch out he might chuck a dub ten below the lift
Aug 26 2021 3:00PM 24 0
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keagan.karstens
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WoFlowzBrrooo what? He knows those aren’t actual reviews right? Also your dad is defiently a G


Yea he knows they’re kidding
Aug 26 2021 3:03PM 6 0
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timdrachan
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The ultimate combination of playground and core
Aug 26 2021 4:02PM 32 0
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r00kie
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Update: they accused me of working for Sego and dropped the ban.


Aug 26 2021 4:04PM 46 0
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animator
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armchair_skierthe sego summer intern in this thread rn


LMFAOOOOOO “WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN”
Aug 26 2021 4:06PM 16 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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r00kieUpdate: they accused me of working for Sego and dropped the ban.




March on soldier, the battle may have been lost but the war is yet to be won.
Aug 26 2021 4:16PM 19 0
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r00kie
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BigPurpleSkiSuitMarch on soldier, the battle may have been lost but the war is yet to be won.


Avenge me.
Aug 26 2021 4:18PM 9 0
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BigPurpleSkiSuit
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Aug 26 2021 4:21PM 16 0
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rojo.grande
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r00kieAvenge me.


Got you covered. Right under your original post


Aug 26 2021 4:35PM 32 0
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SegoSkiCo
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hell yes. Tell Dad to ask for the ns Playground discount. and pls let him know that the Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. The perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content - available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths.


keagan.karstens

No fucking way
Aug 26 2021 4:36PM 61 0
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r00kie
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rojo.grandeGot you covered. Right under your original post




Thank you sir!
Aug 26 2021 4:39PM 17 0
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rojo.grande
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r00kieThank you sir!

OOH RAH soldj!
Aug 26 2021 4:40PM 4 0
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BrandoComando
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r00kieUpdate: they accused me of working for Sego and dropped the ban.




This is the most reddit thing I've ever seen lmao. Our memes are too core for /r/skiing
Aug 26 2021 4:43PM 26 0
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BradFiAusNzCoCa
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I see Rookie’s but ount see yours
rojo.grandeGot you covered. Right under your original post


Aug 26 2021 4:47PM 3 0
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r00kie
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BradFiAusNzCoCaI see Rookie’s but ount see yours


Yea I threw a few out there.
Aug 26 2021 4:48PM 8 0
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partyandBS
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Im confused. Is it trendy to buy sego and make fun of their marketing or just make fun of their marketing?? This thread made me check them out after seeing it so much on other threads lol. But I like the shape alot. If i bought a pair am i core or naw??
Aug 26 2021 4:53PM 28 0
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ericforman
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partyandBSIm confused. Is it trendy to buy sego and make fun of their marketing or just make fun of their marketing?? This thread made me check them out after seeing it so much on other threads lol. But I like the shape alot. If i bought a pair am i core or naw??


Honestly its a great ski I want one real bad. Probably will be my next ski. LOL.
Aug 26 2021 4:56PM 22 0
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TRVP_ANGEL
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Session


biggest ban wave ns has seen in years
Aug 26 2021 5:02PM 24 0
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Denseclouds
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Aug 26 2021 5:04PM 23 0
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